Hello, Darlings!

We have a NEW Season of Housewives!!!

We are back, and it feels so good. New OC means Shannon's hand waving, my confusion towards Travis and Gina, and Tamra being angry.

Let's get into everything from the first episode, and what we think the new Season will bring.

Enjoy!

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Hello, Darlings!

It has been nearly a month since we last spoke, let's talk about what has been going on.

I love you.

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Hello, Darlings!

Guys...1.2 Million in back taxes...That is all that I can think about. A $17,000/Month mortgage...I NEED TO KNOW THESE PEOPLE'S INCOMES!!!

In other news, I'm chatting about Nia's voice, the obsession with Brittany, and Danny's ripped knee jeans.

Enjoy!

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Hello, Darlings!

Take a pinch of "NYC Prep", add a dash of early 2000's, and mix in Real Housewives kids...BRILLIANT.

Guys...I am very excited about this...let's get into this monotone mess.

Enjoy!

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Hello, Darlings!

I'm popping in so we can chat about the Breaking News in the world of Bravo.

IT IS IMPORTANT WORK!!!

Enjoy!

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Hello, Darlings!

We are back in the heat of The Valley (and the gloom of a windy beach day in Malibu) to watch Janet and Jason cry.

We are thrown into a party for Enchiladas (?), at what appears to be Arianna and Tom's house, and we watch Janet threaten to go against Kristen...oh...no...

Jax shows up in a FaceTime and reminds us that he is a reprehensible monster.

Enjoy!

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Hello, Darlings!

We are back in the 100 degree Summer heat of The Valley. And it feels so good...and sweaty.

We get some jump scares seeing old VPR faces, and Brittany decides that, "No Fin Else Matters." Oh.Dear.

I ponder the reality that there are women out there that will still sleep with Jax, and feel horror at the fact that the mortgage on that horror house is $14,000.00/month.

Enjoy!

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Hello, Darlings!

Ok...I get why people dislike Janet now...

This episode of "The Valley" was full of repetition, and old VPR faces popping up. Kyle and Scheana and her Stanley Cup.

A new monster appeared in this episode, and of course he was a "Life Coach" (who blamed a woman for a man calling her a slut). Gotta love these Bravo folks doing anything but going to a professional psychotherapist.

Also-who brought the Red Baron pizza?

Enjoy!

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Hello, Darlings!!

We are going to start off by comparing Nara Smith's "What's In My Bag" to mine...Spoiler, my bag contains gummy bears, and hers has love notes...

Also, THE VALLEY IS AMAZING!

Jesse drinking two bottles of Champs before 11 am, Michelle screaming that Jesse has a gay man paying his bills (?), and Zack being a ginger.

Ugh, I love it.

Enjoy!

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Hello, Darlings!

I want to say a HUGE thank you for all of the Birthday messages!-I LOVE YOU!!

I'm here to chat BravoCon, an update about Lydia's brother's death, and Sonja Morgan tried to get out of a $1,000.00 dinner bill-SHE'S BEEN IN PR HER WHOLE LIFE!

Oh, dear....

Enjoy!

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