Hello, Darlings!

We are back in the 100 degree Summer heat of The Valley. And it feels so good...and sweaty.

We get some jump scares seeing old VPR faces, and Brittany decides that, "No Fin Else Matters." Oh.Dear.

I ponder the reality that there are women out there that will still sleep with Jax, and feel horror at the fact that the mortgage on that horror house is $14,000.00/month.

Enjoy!

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Hello, Darlings!

Ok...I get why people dislike Janet now...

This episode of "The Valley" was full of repetition, and old VPR faces popping up. Kyle and Scheana and her Stanley Cup.

A new monster appeared in this episode, and of course he was a "Life Coach" (who blamed a woman for a man calling her a slut). Gotta love these Bravo folks doing anything but going to a professional psychotherapist.

Also-who brought the Red Baron pizza?

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Hello, Darlings!!

We are going to start off by comparing Nara Smith's "What's In My Bag" to mine...Spoiler, my bag contains gummy bears, and hers has love notes...

Also, THE VALLEY IS AMAZING!

Jesse drinking two bottles of Champs before 11 am, Michelle screaming that Jesse has a gay man paying his bills (?), and Zack being a ginger.

Ugh, I love it.

Enjoy!

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Hello, Darlings!

I want to say a HUGE thank you for all of the Birthday messages!-I LOVE YOU!!

I'm here to chat BravoCon, an update about Lydia's brother's death, and Sonja Morgan tried to get out of a $1,000.00 dinner bill-SHE'S BEEN IN PR HER WHOLE LIFE!

Oh, dear....

Enjoy!

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Hello, Darlings!

We are back to discuss this week's episode of The Valley!

So, here's the thing...there are heightened emotions, rage texts, ovulation, a case of Prosecco, however, the greatest thing is that we have finally solved the mystery of Jesse's Pomeranian tattoo.

Let's get into it!

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Hello, Darlings!

The Valley is back...and Jax free!

Kristen and Officer Luke (Civil War), are spreading secrets and sucking up to Jesse while not realizing that Jesse is totally using them. Duh.

Michelle is being told that she is a lady of the night, Janet has a birthday at Dave and Busters (in Northridge), and I love this show.

Enjoy!

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Hello, Darlings!

Here is a SNEAK PEEK of today's Patreon episode, in which I dive into a true crime case that has military killers, blackmail, and a terrified young couple.

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Hello, Darlings!

We are back to examine the members of High Society, and we are greeted with a familiar Bravo face...Devorah Rose.

This episode of High Society contains MAJOR Dale moments including her chasing a Prince through a New York Gala.

Jules sleeps until 1:30pm and calls people "disgusting", so nothing changes with her.

Join me as we navigate the dark world of these "socialites".

Enjoy!

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Hello, Darlings!

We need to do a little catch up, a good goss sesh and talk about what we should all watching.

The Bravo news never takes a day off, and neither should we.

Let's get into it.

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Hello, Darlings!

The first episode was dark, and this episode of The Valley was...pitch black.

All of these players have horrendous character traits, and then something drags us back to them...except Jesse. Jesse terrifies me.

The house of Jax and Brit is haunted by lipstick laden glasses, coke residue and anger. Pure anger.

Let's get into it!!

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