Terminal Satan

We talk about human molting, the Pidgin bible, straw man arguments, and more in this bi-week's episode of Terminal Satan!

A single suburban father (Kevin James) works at a mall as a security guard to make ends meet, and he takes his job very seriously, even though most of his colleagues and customers don't. As the holidays approach, Paul gets his moment to shine when Santa's little helpers shut down the mall down and take hostages, including his daughter and girlfriend. He realizes no one knows the place better than he does, and he mounts his trusty steed, a Segway, and goes to the rescue.

Santa's a dumbass. What's the best pie? Did Frosty the Snowman deserve to die?

Merry Christmas, everyone! See you next year.

Can any dino-experts please inform us on the scientific consensus as to whether the Pachycephalosaurus head contained coconut milk? Jake would like to know. Advice from close-minded anti-milk "scientists" will be disregarded.

The world fucking sucks. Here's why.

[NOTICE: We refer to this episode as "episode 12" multiple times, this is a result of scheduling errors that cause a few episodes to get pushed by one slot.]

[Heads up: we refer to this episode as #11 multiple times because this was recorded in September, before our plans for the Halloween special were finalized. So just ignore that.] ANYWAY, in this episode Jake and Mezrah listen to audio clips from a super-secret project, and discuss Jake's made-up religion; Obsolism. Buckle up, this one's a bumpy ride.

It's spoopy time, and in this episode Mezrah and Jake talk about all things both spooky AND scary. Horror movies, ghost hunting, nightmares, mermaids, and turkeys; it's all here. Happy Halloween!

Jake and Mezrah discuss video games past and present, the pain of data-loss, and the ethics of art theft in this bi-week's episode of Terminal Satan.

Apparently we're owned by Spotify. Other topics include David Blaine Up-ing himself, tattoos, cannibalism, and toxic masculinity.

The downsides of Neuralink, Mezrah's questions about evolution by natural selection, Steve Wozniak's large nostril, and more!