Do you even read the descriptions? Jake and Mezrah hired me to write these but they don't ever stick to one topic so I just sit here listening to the episodes over and over for hours trying to make sense of the madness and I don't even know if it's worth doing. My life is a joke. If you're reading this then that means they didn't even bother to proof-read what I've written for this episode which only confirms that they don't care. They don't even pay me minimum wage and they say that if I report them to the government then they'll fire me which I'm not even sure is legal but I need the money to pay for my kid's medication, so really what can I do? Fuck it. Just listen to the goddamn episode, I can't be bothered.

We compare music genres, explain production techniques, and talk about how music affected us during our childhood.

We talk about the most ridiculous conspiracy theories and why people might believe them. THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE INTERNATIONAL ASSOCIATION FOR LIZARD PEOPLE AND OTHER INTELLIGENT REPTILES™ (IALPOIR).

Are deaf people handicapped? Just how stupid are kids? What knowledge lies within the Book of Mezrah? We answer all these questions and more in this bi-week's episode of Terminal Satan.

In this pilot episode we discuss SpaceX's DM-2 mission, Robo-Rights, and other things.