Tests From The Future

It would be a shame to get Replicants and then not do anything with them. So, while the 'original' Simon and Dirk go see a Zwaveball match, the Replicant Simon and Dirk get to host a podcast episode. Get ready to learn more about life as a Replicant, and find out what it means if you remember painting your toenails but don't actually have any toes, or to be afraid of the cold when you can actually withstand absolute zero without any problem.

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:25 - Introduction

00:33 - With the Replicants

16:19 - Outroduction

16:38 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

What happens to your old vacuum cleaner when you buy a new one? What happens to your old jacket when you buy a new one? And what happens to an old robot body when they get a new one? While vacuum cleaners and jackets spend the rest of their lives in dusty cupboards, robot bodies will soon be available as Replicant hosts! And any self respecting 23rd century podcast has a duty to try that out as soon as possible! So, we now have two old robot bodies sitting on the couch. Care to find out what happens when we get wired up?

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:25 - Introduction

00:43 - Replicants

11:12 - Replication

16:01 - Outroduction

16:56 - Goodbye

Credits

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Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Good news! Pluto is here to stay! But not at its current location… To make way for a C-beam path - and therefore enable fast space travel - the dwarf planet needs to relocate. Everybody is currently discussing the different options and we're happy to join in. We talk about locations inside and outside our solar system, and also touch upon rather 'outlandish' ideas, such as using it to support Mercury, or simply giving it away.

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:24 - Introduction

00:53 - Moving Pluto

15:37 - Outroduction

16:03 - Goodbye

Credits

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For the first time ever! Live on the podcast! An amazing scientific breakthrough! We will actually speak to another dimension! By 'we', we mean just Dirk though. And 'amazing' may be stretching things a bit. As it turns out, other dimensions aren't that different. Nevertheless, you'll find out how to differentiate between dimensions, what the person in the other dimension had for lunch, and which Canadian statue was recently revealed.

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:27 - Introduction

03:10 - Talking to Another Dimension

16:15 - Outroduction

16:35 - Goodbye

Credits

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Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Get ready to find out what's happening behind the scenes… of our computers! We have taken three of them apart and in this episode we explain what we found inside. This ranges from basic stuff, like virtual cables, to more exciting things, such as toy cars and fish & chips. And at the start of our episode we also learn something new about the 21st century. Apparently we have a website!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:25 - Introduction

04:45 - Computer Parts

23:22 - A Question

25:23 - Outroduction

25:53 - Goodbye

Credits

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Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Yesterday, this decade's results of the Greatest Discovery survey were announced in a big show. As proper 23rd century people do, we comment on the show as well as on the results. And obviously we don't agree with the general public. You'll learn about most of the discoveries in the Top 10, which planet was the highest this time, and where classics like fire and America ended up.

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:24 - Introduction

01:06 - The Greatest Discoveries

25:58 - Listener Email

27:45 - Outroduction

28:05 - Goodbye

Credits

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We kicked off the 25th anniversary of the Alien Landing by organising a World's Fair, where we show our alien friends all kinds of Earth stuff. When we say “we”, we mean other people of course. We ourselves simply went along, got to try out a bunch of things, and watch the aliens try out those very same things. It was surprising to find out which Earth things they liked very much and which things they didn't understand at all. Think of drums, hats, meetings and water guns!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:25 - Introduction

02:42 - Earth Technology

23:28 - Listener Email

30:27 - Outroduction

30:58 - Goodbye

Credits

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Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Has it been two or three weeks since the sun disappeared? Is it still December or already January? How did we manage to start a campfire? And what are those noises around us? We'll answer some of these questions during today's episode, but we mostly stare into the fire and think about life. Also, where did that peanut butterfly come from?

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:26 - Introduction

00:44 - Staring into the Fire

19:58 - Outroduction

20:14 - Goodbye

Credits

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Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Spoiler alert: the sun didn't actually come back and it's been dark since last week. Since all our technology relies on solar power, a lot of devices stopped working. Which means that we're currently on foot, making our way back to Frankfurt. We'll let you know what happened along the way, which people we encountered, where we are right now and what it's like to move around in pitch blackness for days on end. You know, happy stuff!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:25 - Introduction

00:47 - On the Move

20:04 - Outroduction

21:09 - Goodbye

Credits

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Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Both Mercury and the moon will block our view of the sun at the same time for about three minutes. And we go to see it of course! Not just to tell you about it, but also because it only happens once every… um… well, we don't actually know how often it happens, but it's definitely a rare thing! You can actually see this double eclipse from everywhere, but for some reason it's particularly visible on a hill near Prague, so we - and apparently everybody else - went there. We report live from the scene and tell you how things go down. Because down they go!

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Chapters

00:00 - Hello

00:25 - Introduction

00:48 - Double Eclipse

19:17 - Outroduction

19:42 - Goodbye

Credits

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk