Thanks for tuning in to the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE! Today we have a lengthy discussion about frozen pizzas, and also briefly talk about 2013's sci-fi thriller: Dark Skies. Chris takes a close look at the poor reviews, and Dave explains what he loves so much about the movie- over and over and over... Podcast now has a Facebook page, go like us or the greys will come for your children! Continue reading →

It's the first episode of the new year, and we're starting strong with one of Chris' 2016 favorites: The Invitation. We talk about dinner parties, cults, trauma, loss, suspicion, and maybe most importantly, we finally land on a name for the podcast-- the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE! Continue reading →

Dave and Chris make a second attempt at watching 2015's horror-western: Bone Tomahawk. Sit back and enjoy the ups and downs, laughter and tears, wine, songs, and cannibals, on this week's episode of the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE! Also, what even is a saloon? Continue reading →

Twas the night before Christmas, on this week's episode of the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE! In the spirit of the season, we decided to watch Antichrist. Chris creates a new song, and Dave can't wrap his mind around symbolism. Merry Antichristmas scaredy cats! Continue reading →

After weeks of avoiding the topic, we finally get to sit down and watch a favourite of ours: Paranormal Activity. We present our very different theories about the demon, and Chris offers to write the rest of the series. Welcome to another episode of the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE! Continue reading →

This week, we watch one of Dave's all time favorites: Pandorum. Can we figure out the timeline? Can we explain the poor reviews? You decide, in the newest episode of the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE! Continue reading →

In this week's episode of the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE, we spend some quality time with 2016's thriller hit: Don't Breathe. Who don't love a good heist? Dogs, that's who. Continue reading →