Kirstie's house is in the forbidden forest, we reinforce the notion that Portland has good food, we reminisce about defunct but legendary ad campaigns, and we find out if hot candy exists.
After witnessing the atrocities of the ads of the Superbowl, we decide to start our own ad agency, Einstein is right again, and LSD is the secret to time-travel.
We beat Canada at things and make fun of it's dumb town names, we explore the origins of classic cars, broccoli is still bullshit, and China institutes Orwellian law.
We discuss Rene's Jalapeno allergy, we have minor spoilers about Star Wars and X-Files, we invent new flavors of jellybeans, and we invest in Willy Wonka technology.
Happy 5 year anniversary! We found a Mexican Stretch Armstrong on ebay, Andrew is the bottomless pit where our tax dollars go, and Ikea is the ultimate battlefield.
Kind of a super depressing week, but we made the most of it. Alan Rickman and David Bowie died, we talk about the worst beers we've ever tried, we propose new pepper spray technology, and Poland is way more bad-ass than people give it credit for.
Andrew and Jared are back, we created more freedom than we thought could be produced in one episode, Kirstie and Rene set a date (or do they?), and we make our old teachers believe in ghosts.