We wildly speculate about various conspiracy theories, we play the Donald Trump vs. Lucille Bluth quotes game, and we cast Nicholas Cage in the live action version of Despicable Me.

Dru plots the senile Great Escape, we construct our ideal safe rooms, and the turkey shortage conspiracy.

Rene talks about seal merchants, Kirstie remembers her worst barf story, and Dru refines his theater espionage skills.

Dru snuck into a James Bond movie in true James Bond style, we broke in our new swear button, Ben gets in a passive aggressive bar fight, and all presidential candidates should be on SNL.

Happy Halloween! We decided that Newman's actions in Jurassic Park were justified, Tupac's killer needs to start shooting hip-hop artists, and autism is a superpower.

We solve the cow overpopulation problem, Dru starts a police chase, gets called a racist, and Ben gives us the recipe for the meatipede.

We all mourn the hover board, Kirstie accidentally defends Hitler, Rene succumbs to the millions of germs living in his nose, and Dru explains his fascination with prison wood shops.

We cover the discovery of water of Mars, we perform the Latvian version of Bohemian Rhapsody, Ben has his itinerary for his world travels, and we 3D print metal dicks.

We tell you why America is the greatest, we deliver a quick history lesson about the Korean war, and doctors are dicks.

We discuss general alcoholism, pointless superpowers, Dru and Ben have a nerd fight, and Jared is coming back home soon.