When you get 'eggroll' as a suggestion for improv, you end up talking about sending Wikipedia to Africa, losing all your friends because you play with your Wii, and cheerful statistics.

We're crusading against political correctness, graduation 2015 generated some good tweets, and Fox predicted 9/11.

We're sorry this episode exists. But we can't erase history.

If you were God, what would you do? Well, we'd start a zombie paintball competition, invent a new type of booze to spice up biblical times, and bring on the advent of laser weapons.

Dru and Therese are engaged! But we don't stay on topic very long. We also talk about honey bee massacres, sexy park rangers, and we get Rene's computer drunk.

Today we discovered that for some reason, lead coffins are really popular for privateers, lunar real estate is an actual thing, and we invent forklift Mad Max races.

We've got Age of Ultron spoilers focused in one section, a discussion on the pros and cons of owning a movie theater, and if we had a choice, we'd pick lightsabers over hoverboards.

Today we absolutely had to talk about our Star Wars 7 theories, we fear for America's future sense of humor, and the Klingons are communists, not black people.

As our equipment slowly dies, we realize that dragons have no use for the gold they want, the local kids need to step up their prank game, and noxious gasses need more vibrant colors.

Ben's here to join us in talks about the man inside you, the reproduction timeline for our friends, and Pokémon nostalgia.