We premiere our new slogan on the fly, we also pirch a movie outline starring Gary Busey and Nicholas Cage, and it's way easier to get pig brains than you think.

John Woo is the master of all winged creatures, Top Gear has a brighter future than you think, and we have some renewed faith in Fox.

Ben is here again with his Reno report, dead dogs give you instant awards, and remember, Illuminati is everywhere.

Ben's back semi-permanently! He's going to Reno to test drive it for us, we had an extensive zombie discussion, and casino butt grabbin'.

We explore the Pixar multiverse theorem, Dru continues to fight crime, and we have an update on Rene's facial hair experiment.

You need to shut up about the dress, Roger Moore's goiter makes an appearance, and cleverbot will never take over the world thanks to internet trolls.

We're here to defend Nicholas Cage's honor, we advanced the science of hover-boards by just a little bit, and we call you out for not actually having a mental disorder.

We decided to put Jesus in a band, we save Biggie with time travel, toddlers do amazing things on adderall, and you have no idea how truly terrifying ewoks are.

James Bond should team up with the Avengers, most bathrobes suck, and we buy out Zimbabwe.

Brought to you by JOHN CENA! Also Jessie Ventura, here to tell you how illuminati is everything, the practicality of being a knight in shining armor.