Today we found out that we can put a positive spin on any crappy superpower, we teach mob bosses how to properly dispose of bodies, and Michael Bay is Illuminati.

Why is this episode in particular so great? Is it because Christopher Nolan enlightened out hearts and souls? Definitely. We saw Interstellar, and emerged from the theater reborn, ready to tell you all about the gummy bear ecosystem, the alien overlord posing as the editor-in-chief of Buzzfeed, and we reveal that dippin' dots is just regular ice cream.

Happy Halloween, boys and ghouls! (Sorry, we had to do something corny) We get super meta, we get really mad a moon landing conspiracy theorists, we discover the five laws of stupidity, and we have a massive update on hoverboards.

What happens when we can't use the internet for an entire episode? We start talking about Dru's encounter with Big Brother, nothing exciting happens in Washington except for suicides, and Judaism is quite possibly the coolest religion.

Guess what guys? DC Comics might be doing something right! Also, Spock's mom is not a metaphor for a dead planet, we contemplate the possibility of zombie cyborgs, we touch our eyeballs too much, and we pitch the Legend of Doug.

We returned, and we brought you a wonderful gift! The world's biggest food fight, we reach out to a pants-less man, figure out how to receive nazi gold, and we discover another joke you can't tell on an airplane.

All booze, all the time! Two 21st birthdays at once, for Dru and Ben. There's beer, and friendship, and laughs, and beer, and, um, what was I... You guys want to go to Dairy Queen?

Dru has a present to open, we try to decide on a playlist to leave for KOUG while we're in Pullman, lead makes a great spice for spaghetti, and India goes to Mars.

Art as you know it is dead, we think up Halloween costumes, we find out if you can bring Surge on a plane, and James Bond gets burned by MI6.

We want to go to space, we're afraid of becoming boring, Dru pretends to be a professor, and we accidentally invade Canada, maybe.