Thaestra - The Incursion War

Wherein our intrepid squad is given an important mission, post-betrayal. In order to succeed, they'll need to make some new friends and take to the skies!

Technical Note: Missing some episodes? Confused about what's going on? We're posting this the same night we recorded it. We'll post the missing back episodes as time allows, but we want to make sure we're staying current on new episodes moving forward.

Wherein we join a new group of adventurers (and one familiar face) as they find themselves going toe-to-toe with a shredded shroom, a pumped peridium, a ripped rhizomorph: the dreaded Mycelium Macho! (And very nearly have their asses handed to them!)

Wherein the battle for Helm's Keep comes to a thrilling conclusion, and our weary adventurers experience JigglePhysics for the first time. (Not necessarily in that order.)

Wherein our heroes begin an epic, multi-session battle against an unspeakable evil, and Saika gives birth to a green, gooey baebae.

Wherein a truce is parleyed, basements are explored, traps are detonated, and monologues are recited.

Wherein another stage of combat is resolved, and more prisoners are captured (surely to be tortured by Garst, and then covertly released or euthanized by Volzzat.)

Wherein our party makes good it's escape from the clutches of Fort Helm and begin the siege proper. Ni'Vek once again shows us how good he is at falling great distances, and Volzzat is the slowest thing on the battlefield for a change.

Wherein Dragon Daddy returns for a one-night-only engagement, we split the party, and we burn the DMs plans to the ground.

Wherein our fractured band of warriors helps heal the divisions between two cultures. Also, Saika puts on her therapist hat and delves deep into Garst's psyche, while Volzzat and Yoges bond over the elicit release of yet another prisoner (this is starting to become a habit for Volzzat).

Wherein our DM sighs and shakes his head, and then reluctantly says "fine," and then we still go to extreme lengths to foil his best-laid plans. (In other words... Just another Wednesday.)