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- Without further ado, we love us some Teacher Vodka & Getting Clapped
The guys discuss how to enjoy a meal on an unstable surface, when violating a statue makes you fertile, and why a brown notebook can literally halt the waffle distribution in Tennessee.
52 min - Bonus Episode* Thermostat Guarding and A New Balance of Power (April Fools)
The guys discuss how the calendar can dictate entertainment, why it’s important to jump ahead almost an hour today, and when you realize you’ve been had knowing you sometimes just gotta sing along.
1 hr - Episode 200!!! "Speed Hating ...no vegans..."
The guys discuss how smoking in birdcages is next to impossible yet eating a sandwich is not, why being a healthy Frolfer makes you way more popular during wedding season, and when removing your wide-brimmed hat assures you a free fifty pound Tarpon.
1 hr 21 min - Family Nudist Camps, Meat Naps, & Deceased and Assist
The guys discuss how Damon’s saved soul qualifies him as a hero, when “six to a stick” is the only acceptable measurement for a green coaster on your table, and why turtle tunnels are essential in preventing train derailment.
1 hr 2 min - Tobacco & Leather and Hotbedding
The discuss how flexible scheduling only guarantees frustration and not employment, why they will never put ATMs in funeral homes, and when a dog tossed over the fence to a polar bear will definitely be be caught with left hand and get you free admission.
51 min - Marrying the Dead, Burying the Alive, and Reeking of Feldman
The guys discuss how a pizza party makes every bank robbery more memorable, why swimming with pants on is imperative when you have a shellfish allergy, and when it’s justified to shoot a bear with an “alleged” drug problem.
55 min - “He was Arrested and Kilt”
The guys discuss what’s the actual probability of being shot at 300 yards by a girthy bush, why you would never brag about the 30 acres you inherited from your Uncle Roland, and how path proximity is crucial when sounding the alarm for the leash police.
59 min - Medicinal Adultery and Wet Astronaut Bus Tires
The guys discuss who really benefits from having a fake family member at times, why a departed loved one should only expect a heavenly high five, and how a reckless semi driver can unknowingly reach hero status in the wake of his chaos.
1 hr 11 min - Borrowed Cannonballs, Keistered Batteries, and Ping Pong Pigeons
The guys discuss how you never use the first beak when pulling an accurate measurement, why you can't expect 145 tons of black market chicken to be any cooler than room temperature, and when is the ONLY TIME you'll ever hear a mourner say "we're all better off".
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Hosted on Transistor.fm55 min - Fish Banging, Prime Medical, and A Diarrhea
The guys discuss why choosing the correct prison activity can definitely change your sentence, how the lower your avocados hang the thicker your guacamole gets, and where your pizza literally comes out of the oven hot as lava.
instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt
facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandtedRecorded at Audiohive Podcasting
Hosted on Transistor.fm57 min
About That Checks Out
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A podcast for anyone who enjoys a sarcastic and ironic view of everyday life!