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On this week’s episode, the lads dive into the madness of the Premier League’s mid-season—who’s smashing it, who’s collapsing, and who’s just clinging on for dear life…

With the transfer window firmly shut, we break down the biggest winners and losers. Has Chelsea completely lost the plot? Are Man United beyond saving? And have Aston Villa quietly becoming a powerhouse?

Plus, there’s a heated debate about the most controversial sock choice, an absolutely legendary fan story featuring an awkward encounter at an airport Wetherspoons, and a look at how footballers actually unwind after those high-adrenaline night games.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Intro

02:26 – White socks or no socks?

05:00 – Winding down after a night game

12:41 – Transfer window roundup

15:23 – Manchester City’s spending

20:38 – Chelsea’s transfers

27:06 – The Rashford dilemma

30:33 – Arsenal’s window a failure?

32:14 – Have United gone backwards?

35:07 – Forest and Liverpool’s quiet January

40:58 – The airport photo

43:23 – Airline XI

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Current standings:

Pete - 39

Sids - 39

Chris - 33

Scores from the weekend:

Arsenal 5-1 City

Bournemouth 0-2 Liverpool

Ipswich 1-2 Southampton

Pete

Arsenal 1-3 City

Bournemouth 1-2 Liverpool

Ipswich 2-0 Southampton

Chris

Arsenal 1-2 City

Bournemouth 1-3 Liverpool

Ipswich 2-1 Southampton

Sids

Arsenal 0-2 City

Bournemouth 0-2 Liverpool

Ipswich 1-1 Southampton

Upcoming Games - FA Cup

Villa v Spurs (Paddy Power)

Everton v Bournemouth

Brighton v Chelsea

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On this week’s Football Fridays Podcast, the lads dive into one of the strangest trends in modern football—transfer announcement videos.

From Burnley’s Ross from Friends skit to Charlton’s Inbetweeners tribute - and even Crouchys clarets reveal - the lads share their thoughts on this window’s announcements and tee themselves up for “The Anno d’Or” 

Elsewhere, Arsenal’s statement win against Man City gets the full analysis treatment—was Gabriel’s battle with Haaland personal? Plus, we discuss whether FA Cup semifinals should return to Villa Park, Everton’s set-piece revolution, and whether social media now runs football more than managers do.

And, of course, there’s room for a few classic listener-submitted football innuendos. Got a better one? Let us know in the comments!

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Intro

02:30 – That Marcus Edwards reveal

04:10 – This window’s transfer videos

06:45 – Arsenal’s Man City thrashing

10:12 – The FA Cup’s most insane upsets

13:50 – Gabriel and Haaland…

16:40 – Villa vs Spurs

19:22 – Everton’s secret weapon

21:39 – Chris Wood & Real Madrid?!

24:10 – Brighton vs Chelsea

27:12 – Stewards warming up with subs

29:14 – Free pint madness in Nottingham!

30:40 – Football innuendos

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris sit down with former Welsh international and Premier League cult hero James Collins. Known for his no-nonsense defending, legendary commitment on the pitch, and wild off-the-field stories, ‘Ginge’ spills all on his career—from marking Luis Suárez at Anfield to the infamous Andy Carroll punch-up…

The lads dive into what really went on in those chaotic West Ham dressing rooms, the outrageous team nights out, and why he once played a Premier League game with a steak strapped to his foot. Expect tales of Big Sam’s Dubai trips, brutal old-school training, and the unique team spirit that kept the Ginger Pele’s career going strong.

Chumbawamba

00:00 – Intro

12:17 – That Euro 2016 Run & Marking Ronaldo

19:08 – Gareth Bale’s Elite Mentality

30:22 – The Best Dressing Room of His Career

42:31 – Harry Redknapp’s Simple But Genius Advice

46:45 – Dinner Turned Guinness Session

52:08 – The Return to West Ham

57:15 – Kicking Suarez for 90 Minutes

1:01:18 – Mid-Season Dubai Trips

1:14:18 – The Steak on the Foot Story

1:17:05 – Andy Carroll Punch-Up

1:22:35 – Legendary Team Bonding Trip

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Current standings:

Pete - 38

Sids - 36

Chris - 32

Scores from the weekend

City 3-1 Chelsea

Fulham 0-1 Man Utd

Palace 1-2 Brentford

Pete

City 1-2 Chelsea (0pts)

Fulham 2-0 Man Utd (0pts)

Palace 2-1 Brentford (0pts)

Chris

City 2-2 Chelsea (0pts)

Fulham 1-0 Man Utd (0pts)

Palace 1-1 Brentford (0pts)

Sids

City 2-1 Chelsea (1pts)

Fulham 1-1 Man Utd (0pts)

Palace 1-2 Brentford (3pts)

Upcoming Games

Arsenal v City

Bournemouth v Liverpool

Ipswich v Southampton

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On this week’s Football Fridays, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive into one of the biggest shocks in the Premier League right now—Bournemouth’s ridiculous run of form… can they really take points off Liverpool this weekend?

Elsewhere, the lads go in on VAR after yet another shocking decision, debate whether Arsenal can survive without Saka, and discover something deeply unsettling—whose feet are rated 5 stars online?

And if that wasn’t weird enough, there’s talk of a wild new forfeit—Crouchy suspended above the Thames in a glass box. Could this actually happen? Let us know in the comments!

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Crouchy’s love for Bridget Jones

03:11 – Five-star feet

09:04 – Title race implications

13:30 – That VAR decision

17:45 – Arsenal’s secret playbook

21:36 – Old-school set-piece training

27:10 – Bournemouth’s unreal form

 34:02 – Crouchy in a glass box

38:45 – Twinning the towns

41:58 – Hand of Pod part III

44:50 – Wives vs husbands paddle

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Steve dive into the magic of European football. From Crouchy and Sid’s own European nights to the new tournament format that has everyone scratching their heads, the lads leave no stone unturned. They compare their away day experiences, training at some of Europe’s most iconic stadiums, and answer listener questions about everything from Tesco-transfer announcements to under-arm knocking etiquette (yes, really).

Expect plenty of laughs, insights on the upcoming fixtures, and a healthy dose of nostalgia as they recount tales from Milan, Barcelona, and beyond. We’ve even got a Champions League-themed quiz… unbelievable scenes.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 - Kicking off

00:14 - New UCL format: thoughts?

06:05 – Baby announcements, Fabrizio-style

10:06 – Under-arm knocking

15:02 - European travel stories

22:45 - Iconic stadium training

27:55 - Can you hit the screen?

29:40 - How pundits prepare for European matches

31:15 - European fan cultures

36:25 - Too much football now?

41:00 - Can Man City actually miss out?

47:15 - European magic

48:50 - Champions League quiz

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Current standings:

Pete - 38

Chris - 32

Sids - 32

Scores from the weekend

Arsenal 2-2 Villa

Newcastle 1-4 Bournemouth

Everton 3-2 Tottenham

Pete

Arsenal 2-0 Villa (0pts)

Newcastle 2-1 Bournemouth (0pts)

Everton 1-0 Tottenham (1pts)

Chris

Arsenal 2-1 Villa (0pts)

Newcastle 2-0 Bournemouth (0pts)

Everton 1-1 Tottenham (0pts)

Sids

Arsenal 1-0 Villa (0pts)

Newcastle 1-1 Bournemouth (0pts)

Everton 0-2 Tottenham (0pts)

Upcoming games

City v Chelsea

Fulham v Man Utd

Palace v Brentford

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On this week’s Football Fridays, Crouchy, Chris and Sids dive into the chaos surrounding two of football’s biggest clubs: Tottenham Hotspur and Manchester United. From Spurs’ relentless struggles under Postecoglou to United’s ongoing woes with new management, the lads give their verdict on whether these two clubs can turn things around.

Crouchy dissects Tottenham’s inconsistent performances, shocking defensive lapses, and the questions around Postecoglou’s future as well as Manchester United’s alarming inability to build momentum, with fans questioning whether Ruben Amorim is the right man for the job.

Crouchy and the lads also delve into the new Paddle craze that is taking the UK sport scene by storm, with the BBQC+ being its newest recruit. With bold predictions for this "Big Weekend”, updates on our #StandForStewards campaign and even Valentine’s Day ideas, Crouchy, Chris and Sid’s have got you covered.

And let us know in the comments: Who do you think is in bigger trouble —Tottenham or United? How can either team save their season?

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Kicking off

00:42 – Predictions gone wrong…

04:05 – Bridge back stronger

09:00 – Paddle tennis: the new obsession

14:02 – Manchester United’s crisis

20:03 – Chelsea vs. Man City

26:00 – Fulham’s push for Europe

30:16 – Crystal Palace vs. Brentford

34:22 – “It’s a nightmare fixture!”

39:01 – Valentine’s Day meat bouquets

43:40 – Listener messages

45:05 – The “Big Weekend"

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On this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads welcome 1998 World Cup winner and Premier League legend, Emmanuel Petit. Emmanuel shares his extraordinary journey from his humble beginnings in Normandy to lifting the World Cup on home soil and achieving Premier League glory with Arsenal.

The conversation covers Petit’s insightful views on the unique challenges of football at the highest level, his deep respect for mentors like Arsène Wenger, and the unmatched thrill of scoring in a World Cup final. The episode also dives into his thoughts on the differences between club and international football, the role of tradition in the Premier League, and the personal sacrifices behind his incredible career. Whether you’re a fan of Arsenal, international football, or just love a good football story, this episode is unmissable.

Chumbawumba

00:00 – Intro

00:58 – Petit's toughest opponent

02:16 – Gerrard, Lampard, or Scholes?

05:45 – Wenger’s life-changing advice

10:08 – Impact of losing a brother

15:47 – Boxing Day tradition

21:23 – Arsenal’s double-winning season

30:12 – The moment he lived his dream.

36:42 – World Cup victory parade

52:18 – Petit's reflection

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Football Fridays are BACK! On this week’s return of Football Fridays, the team dive back into the footballing world after the Christmas break, covering everything from Arsenal’s injuries to FA Cup drama and the return of David Moyes.

The lads navigate the highs and lows of the game, with discussions also veering into wild tangents; from autograph hunters and childbirth analogies—this episode has it all. Whether it’s replays in the FA Cup, tactical debates, or ridiculous derby rivalries (Jamie Oliver vs. Gino D’Acampo!), it’s great to have the Friday pod back stronger in full swing.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Welcome Back!

00:31 – Christmas fixtures recap

03:45 – FA Cup weekend breakdown

07:30 – Replay or Not?

12:45 – Autograph hunters

19:50 – Arsenal's injury struggles

27:15 – Moyes’ return to Everton

33:10 – Arsenal vs.Villa

38:00 – Newcastle Vs.Bournemouth

45:20 – Spurs’ chaotic season

51:00 – TV derbies

58:45 – Closing thoughts

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In this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids take a no-holds-barred dive into the untold chaos of the January transfer window. From the frantic last-minute deals to the emotional upheaval for players and their families, this episode delivers unparalleled insight into football’s most unpredictable month.

Pete opens up about his own experiences moving clubs mid-season, revealing the nerve-wracking reality of relocating with barely any notice. The guys discuss the cultural shocks foreign players face when arriving in freezing English winters, the role of agents in sealing (or ruining) transfers, and the behind-the-scenes drama fans never get to see…

The lads also debate which January signings were absolute bargains and which became total disasters. With hilarious anecdotes, insider secrets, and candid moments, this episode is a must-watch for football fans looking to uncover the reality behind the headlines.

Chumbawamba 

00:00 – Intro

02:09 – New Year's resolutions

04:32 – The quatro board?!

08:10 – all-badge trunks

11:06 - The studded steward

18:32 – Sid’s January moves

20:47 – January relocations

24:10 – Are January transfers riskier?

29:36 – Cultural challenges

32:24 – Psychological toll

40:18 – Frantic deadline day deals

45:32 – Pete’s hotel stay

47:15 – Do the January transfers help or harm clubs?

52:48 – Warm-weather training camps

56:42 – Recalling January signings

1:01:24 – A few predictions

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In part two of this captivating interview, Ashley Cole dives deeper into the pivotal moments of his illustrious career. Known as one of football's greatest-ever left-backs, Ashley reflects on his move to Chelsea, the challenges of proving himself again, and the tactical nuances of facing players like Cristiano Ronaldo. He candidly shares his journey into coaching, including how he's preparing to step into a managerial role, and his evolving philosophy on player development.

From high-pressure penalties in Champions League finals to his infamous departure from Arsenal, Ashley discusses the mental and emotional demands of elite football. He also offers a rare glimpse into his personal growth, both as a player and a mentor to the next generation. Packed with exclusive insights, this episode is an intimate look at what drives a footballing icon on and off the pitch.

Chumbawamba 

00:00: Intro

00:56: Stepping out at Stamford Bridge.

02:22: Competing with Wayne Bridge

05:20: Scolari’stactics

06:24: Facing Ronaldo…

08:18: Ashley’s philosophy

10:14: Five-year plan.

17:14: Ready to be a manager

25:25: England’s "Golden Generation"

27:29: England career and sacrifices

29:20: High-pressure penalties

39:40: Life after Europe

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