That Peter Crouch Podcast

On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris and Sids have pulled the pod back from the brink of cancellation with a whopping collective 4 points between them. 

In a week where Sid’s former team suffered heartbreak at the hands of Liverpool and have been blasted as ‘Billion pound bottlejobs’ by former Valencia manager Gary Neville, and Pete became a viral sensation for his hoedown throwdown antics, the lads have had plenty to catch up on.

Chris, mourning the defeat of his beloved Watford at the hands of Huddersfield becomes a part time criminal with the thievery of a courgette curry with surprising results. 

Sids gives his expert opinion on what went wrong for his beloved Chelsea in the carabao cup and why age really is just a number (especially when it comes to to blueys) 

Looking ahead to this weekend, the boys give their predictions for Newcastle v Wolves, Everton v West Ham and, of course, the big weekend fixture - the Manchester derby. 

Want to get involved in the predictions? Let us know who you think will win our league and any forfeit ideas for the big loser! 

00:00 Intro 

05:24 Billion Pound Bottlejobs

11:24 Courgette Curry

17:26 The Manchester Derby

20:36 Newcastle v Wolves 

23:48 Everton v West Ham 

26:20 Susie Dent

28:10 Peter Drury

32:01 Footy Shirts

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On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris and Sids are discussing just how players manage to transition out of the only life they have ever known and into a whole new world once their playing days are over. 

An emotional Steve Sidwell opens up on the mental toll that having your career ended not on your own terms can have on a player, as well as the available support networks that exist within a club to help ease the transition as much as possible. 

From punditry to coaching badges, Crouchy and the lads give their unique, behind closed doors insight into what goes through the mind of player when it comes to forging that new career path. 

We also hear about Pete’s recent lucid dreams, the world’s most expensive cheese sandwich and a rather amusing story from friend of the pod Rio Ferdinand who reveals the graziest but udderly brilliant investment opportunity from one of his former team mates. 

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00:00 Intro

04:56 The Greatest Spectacle on Earth

08:35 QVC

15:51 The Transition

19:32 Put a Badge on That

25:12 Pundit Pete

34:23 Time to Put your Feet Up

46:18 Steven Sidwell: Business Mangate

52:18 Dont Have a Cow, Man

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On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are back at base and are joined by the elusive Notorious SID who has some explaining to do as to his recent whereabouts….

Crouchy, Chris and Sids rue another disappointing week on the leaderboard which collectively saw all the lads only accumulate 1 point between them - ouch!

However, the ever confident Chris Stark insists that all hope is not last and it definitely isn’t squeaky bum time for any of the lads when it comes to the end of season forfeit as there is still just under a third of the season yet to be played. 

After another massive win for Arsenal last week, Crouchy admits that he may have been a bit hasty in calling it a two horse race a few weeks back and that Liverpool’s injury list means that the season could end up being a lot closer than initially thought. 

Looking ahead to this weekend’s games, Peter and the lads give their predictions on the Arsenal v Newcastle, Man Utd v Fulham and Aston Villa v Nott’m Forest games. With the lads threatening to cancel football Fridays if their predictions don’t improve you certainly will not want to miss what could potentially be the last Friday pod ever!

Leave your predictions and forfeit suggestions in the comments below!

00:00 -  Intro

06:29 - Cancel the Friday Pod?!

10:57 - About Last Weekend…

13:31 - The Sh*thousery Continues

16:10 - Arsenal v Newcastle

19:34 - Man Utd v Fulham

23:16 - Aston Villa vs. Nottingham Forest 

25:09 - Squeaky Bum Time 

27:34 - Mclovin a Bluey

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On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy and Chris are still in the driving seat after a suspect Sidwell has been outed for pulling a sicky in order to hit the slopes. 

As they find themselves missing a wingman for the second podcast running, the lads thought it would only be right that they enlist the help of British F1 legend - Lando Norris. 

After taking some heat for his super safe driving tendencies over the past few weeks, Crouchy has called in some favours and got the team down to Mclaren’s Technology Center to settle some scores. 

Not only do the lads get to sit down with Lando to find out what makes one of the UK’s top athletes tick - from DJ’ing in Ibiza to video gaming with the lads - with a little bit of F1 thrown in for good measure. 

We also give a big thanks to Mclaren for allowing the big man to silence the haters and put himself behind the wheel with Lando so we could see how much of a brilliant, yet very safe and sensible driver he really is. 

And would what a trip to Mclaren be without a car XI? Steve Speedwell will be gutted he pulled a sicky for this!

00:00 Intro

09:10 Healthy Competition

14:03 Humble Beginnings 

20:01 Parched

33:32 Very Superstitious

40:02 Pre-game nerves

44:19 The Come Down

50:48 Peter Crouch: Drive to Survive

54:31 Thank you, Mclaren!

56:22 Car XI

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On this week’s special episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy and Chris are flying solo after receiving a rather suspicious ’sick voice’ voicemail from The Notorious SID.

After what can only be described as an absolute disaster of a weekend last week, the lads feel that they owe you an apology for what they have described as ‘absolute drivel’ predictions where they lost more points than they won.

But fear not, hot off the heals of his favourite day of the year, Chris ‘Pancake’ Stark is feeling reinvigorated and ready to continue his march into the front of the leaderboard.

The lads also discuss all things ‘Blueys’ TNT Conspiracy theories and Crouchy has a personal apology for his piss poor pun performance last week.

If you want to get involved in the predictions for the weekend or even any forfeit suggestions for the loser of this season’s title race then leave your suggestions in the comments!

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00:00 Introduction

05:33 What Happened to Integrity

07:25 Pancake, Pancake, Pancake

10:08 Chris Stark, Heartthrob

13:09 TNT Sh*thousery

19:26 Man City v Chelsea

22:40 Newcastle v Bournemouth

25:36 Forest v West Ham

28:33 Shirt Names

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On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy Chris and Sids are joined by the one and only Didi ‘The Kaiser’ Hamann. 

Didi and Pete lift the lid on some of the surprising antics they got up to on the red side of Merseyside, with ciggies in the changing rooms, partying with the chairman and an impromptu trip to Japan all getting an honourable mention. 

The lad’s also couldn’t sit down with The Kaiser and not discuss that memorable night in Istanbul. Didi reveals who he believes had the biggest impact on the team (spoiler alert: It’s not who you think it is) and he relives what is possibly the most famous half time team talk in football history. 

The lads also talk about his love of Germany, Oktoberfest experiences and why coaching isn’t for him. 

As has now become tradition on the podcast, Crouchy also gets The Kaiser to give his hot take on our starting XI - this thyme it’s herbs and spices, you don’t want to miss it. 

00:11 Introduction

03:43 Pete’s Tight with Kuyt

08:41 One Night in Istanbul

10:32 Djimi Traore 

16:30 Alcohol and Cigarettes

19:27 Penalty Tekkers

27:35 Tokyo a-drift

31:22 Career reflections and 

36:01 The Golden Generation 

40:58 Talkin Pony

48:11 Jurgen Klopp

55:17 The Kaiser

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As we enter the final third of the Premier League season, the tension is starting to build between the lads and it’s looking like it could go down to the wire with Pete and Sid’s after another disappointing weekend left them both bottom of the table on just 6 points a piece.

But before the lads jump straight into their predictions for this weekend, they give their say and reaction to the scores on the doors from last week. 

With so many goals been scored at all ends of the table, Pete calls into question what has happened to the art of defending in the modern game, and the lads explain just what they would do if they found themselves in a 1v1 against Mudryk if £10,000 was up for grabs. 

Looking ahead to this weekend, Crouchy, Chris and Sids give their predictions on how they think the Villa v Man Utd, Luton v Sheffield Utd and Wolves v Brentford games will pan out. 

Want to get involved in the weekend predictions with the lads? Leave your scores on the doors in the comments and any funny forfeit ideas you would like to see the lads perform at the end of this season!

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00:00 Introduction and Football Banter

02:19 Goals, Goals, Goals

07:04 Title Race Predictions

13:26 Aston Villa vs. Manchester United

16:49 Luton Town vs. Sheffield United

20:32 Wolves vs. Brentford

26:14 Duck XI

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On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are coming live and direct from their Nuclear bunker that made an appearance last Friday!

This week, Crouchy, Chris and Sids are joined by the Southampton, Celtic and Tottenham stalwart that is Fraser Forster

Fraser reflects on the differences between playing in the SPL compared to England, as well as the evolving role of keepers in the evolving game thanks to managers like Pep and Klopp.

He also reveals the pearls of wisdom shared to him by GOAT Messi after that unforgettable performance on Celtic Park. 

Neil Warnock the musical also makes a hotly anticipated return to the pub and we are on hand to give tips on how to nail the perfect sick voice. 

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00:00 Intro

06:06 Fraser Forster

11:13 Thai Tims

14:12 The GOAT

19:18 Saints

22:30 Injury time

30:37 England

33:39 Tottenham

42:12 Dynamics and Competition

48:15 Neil Warnock the Musical 

55:29 The Sick Voice

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded ahead of the midweek premier league games that took place this week!

On today’s That Peter Crouch Podcast - our first February Friday football fixture - Crouchy, Chris and Sids are coming live and direct from a secret location, rumoured to be Elon Musk’s bunker, to bring you all the latest news and reactions to last week’s football shenanigans. 

We celebrate our very first team of the week, Farnham Town, who celebrated a record 18th win last week - becoming the only team in English football yet to drop a point. 

The lads also react to the bombshell news of Jurgen Klopp-ite announcing his departure from Liverpool at the end of this season. 

Looking ahead to this weekend, the games the lads are looking at to improve their standings in the Friday Pod Leaderboard are; Arsenal v Liverpool, Everton v Tottenham and Man U v West Ham

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00:28 Intro

04:27 The Greatest Team in England

05:37 What a Klopp-out

09:20 Last week’s results

10:43 Arsenal v Liverpool fixture

18:24 Green Weekends

20:01 Everton v Tottenham

22:08 Manchester United v West Ham

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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are talking all things debuts. 

Sid’s discusses his first big purchase after getting his first professional contract and Crouchy reveals how he’d have signed for anyone willing to throw him a pair of new boots and mouldys to match. 

The lads also take it upon themselves to put one of this week’s most talked about rumours to bed once and for all, did Jermaine Defoe win £7 million on the lottery? Stay tuned to find out. 

First team debuts, England debuts and even Radio 1 debuts - stay tuned if you want some insight into how these 3 lads cracked it in the big leagues. 

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01:15 Intro

02:48 Jermaine Defoe won how much?!

07:13 Gladiators, ready?

09:57 The Treble

17:18 Career Debut

19:23 Hitchhiker’s guide to the A3

26:48 Agents

36:31 England debut

52:02 Cockney Rhyme and Slang

57:26 Neil Warnock, the musical

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