That's a Shame

In which Declan has been letting the juices flow, Isaac confesses to another love, and both navigate the choppy waters of romance this Valentine‘s.

In which Declan discovers his super-heroic destiny, Isaac chats a lot about something called a Cum-Tap, and both try to avoid mentioning the Oscars.

In which Declan brings along some OC clickbait, Isaac learns about the true flexibility of toast, and both get schooled in the humble Art of Grustling.

In which Declan introduces the world to Wayne, Isaac makes sordid use of onomatopoeia, and both get off on some sordid fiction.

In which Declan is single-handedly guilty of losing Hendon, Isaac is obsessed with "gravy", and both are Back in Town.

In which Declan is press-ganged into illegal dentistry by a party member, Isaac finds himself (once again) compared to The Lord, and both explore the highs and lows of electioneering.

In which Declan warns against spectral spendthriftery, Isaac explores unlikely romance, and both ooze forth the putrid dribblings of Halloween 2019 for your belated aural delight.

In which Declan has a surprise under the sofa, Isaac is pushing for racial representation in Hollywood, and both are keen to revive a once proud and spooky Art.

In which Declan is doing as well as can be expected, Isaac has ordered a blasphemously large piece of tech, and both try to ascertain whether or not the wonder of Halloween is as guilt-free as it seems.

In which Declan's dickin' down bedwards, Isaac's a-sucklin' at the Anti-Vegan teat, and both make something approaching a triumphant return from a new location.