I'm still here trying to get a job, I've got some prospects but man a phantom felony will haunt you. Threads gets an edit button, not sure who's even using threads but whatever. Jada Pinkett Smith is still ragging on the your boy Will, saying she was "soulmates" with Tupac but they had no chemistry. Huh? Oh and Daryl and Carol are reuniting somehow in the new walking dead book of Daryl. Don't spoil it for me!

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I'm trying out one of those blockchain games in hopes of becoming a millionaire. Taylor Swift is all about Beyonce, Biden is making war threats and probably keeping secrets, and The Walking Dead has a boat load of media and games for this world to never die. Haha get it, never die cause its undead.

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I went to some hiring event on Zoom today and ehhhh I guess it went well. Taylor Swift is about to probably blow movie records out of water with her Eras Tour coming to a theatre near you. Hopefully "The Iron Claw" comes out and breaks some records too. Jada Pinkett says her and Will Smith have been separated for years. Man is that guy a cuck. Finally, there's an eclipse coming Saturday, so be careful?

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Not very much news today cause there's still war going on and all the news wants to talk about is war. I bet Zelensky hates that he's not the center of attention. California wants to ban Skittles cause of Non FDA approved stuff in them, NHL is banning rainbow tape on the ice and Caroline Ellison is testifying against her boyfriend. How dramatic.

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All we seem to be talking about is this war going on. Like I said, I'm not gonna pretend I know anything, I'm just on the side of Israel for my Jewish homies, I'm pouring out a Celsius drink for them before I take a nap. I also talk about how much I miss buffets. Not the singer, the restaurants.

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Hope my homie in Israel is ok. Maybe we can have Taylor Swift loan Ukraine some money now that we're helping out a different war? Also, Caitlyn Jenner is single and fine with it. Ok, yeah that's news we needed to know. Also I'm a pervert, just so you know. But I mean, I'm a man, so that's should come as no surprise.

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Another war is going down in Israel and Biden is ready to give 8 billion to that shit. The new walking dead show Daryl Dixon is doing great numbers, I can't wait to watch it along with the 10 other spinoffs that are around and coming. Alot of birds are dying in Chicago. Who cares? Finally, Genetic company 23andMe had data stolen and its showing up on the internet for sale. But mostly data on Jews. Which is making it oddly racist. People are strange, man.

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This episode is mostly about the Saw franchise and me making jokes about it. Some Walking Dead jokes too, I guess. Oh, and I talk about a bunch of perverts and some giraffe poop. Gotta keep that balance of content for everyone.

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Alot of random things to talk about. Drew Barrymore's show doesn't have its writers back yet, but Kelly Clarkson does. iCarly is cancelled after three seasons and left with a huge cliffhanger. How typical. Pilot is accused of stalking a woman from a plane. I mean how can he see her from that far up? Bedbugs are infesting Paris; this is why they need the second amendment! Finally, vegetarianism may be genetic, so don't get upset at your friend if they just want to eat plants, it's in their DNA.

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All devices are supposed to get a warning test today, we'll see if the bombs drop or the zombies attack or the nanobots in your bloodstream activate or whatever it's supposed to do. Taylor Swift is with a football player, so I guess that's good she needs more material for her next album, right? Speaking of phone tests, the new iPhone is rowdy overheating, Apple says an update should fix that but yeah, I don't know about that. Oh yeah and some woke journalist was stabbed to death and yeah that's not a good thing, but it sounds like no one is surprised.

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