Okay, so it seems like Lil Tay is alive, and her Instagram was hacked, but that news is still a developing story. Ed Sheeran worked at a Lego store for a little while and then sang. So that's weird. Mark Zuckerberg says the fight with Elon Musk isn't going to happen, but I think Elon will make it happen somehow, someday. Billie Eilish says she's single, and I hope she can give me a call or something. Finally, Dozens of burglars go into a mall and steal over a hundred thousand dollars' worth of merchandise in the middle of the day and the news doesn't ask, where are the turtles when we need them?

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Just here trying not to be so tired and working on school and the podcast and watching the walking dead and thinking about insurance. Jurassic Park is going back in theatres for its 30th anniversary, I've never seen it so who cares right? Damar Hamlin is making his return to football, or is he? CLONE ALERT! A man in Bosnia livestreamed the murder of his Ex-girlfriend and then killed himself. He only got 126 likes. Too bad bro. Finally, Maryland is banning spanking children in schools, and shoot I thought we were at the point where you call a kid the wrong gender and it's a lawsuit and lifelong therapy.

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Same old stuff as yesterday, watching the Walking Dead, watching a reality show called Down with Love, and listening to the fires in Maui and how people are trying to show their support. Jeff Bezos gave the island 100 million to help and then bought a 68 million dollar home, so hey can't say he doesn't know how to spend his money. Here I am wondering if I can buy bacon with that extra dozen eggs that I'm buying for the next day. Oh well, maybe Spotify will pick up my show for 100 million deal, right?

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The USA has the highest suicide rates! America! Target had to recall some candles for being to hot and firey. At least you can die horribly smelling like vanilla cupcake. Some Ben Nemtin guy is going to space for mental health awareness. Ok, good for you I guess. Oh and the NFL is using these wussy helmets during the practice season that look ridiculous. I guess if you're making millions you'll wear whatever it takes huh.

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Just here doing schoolwork and taking healthy poops. Just learned Lil Tay and her brother might have passed away. Then the story is that might not be true. I don't know these people but let's hope things are fine, I guess? Man, I forgot they made a Tetris movie, I've gotta watch it before it gets pulled for plagiarism. A Finnish man got arrested for putting 26.5 pounds of dynamite in his friend's car as a joke. It's just a prank bro! Maui is on fire right now, and not in a good way. Oh, and Crystal Lake had some women murdered so it sounds like Jason is making a comeback.

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Hey everyone, I'm here just doing my homework trying to relax and watch the walking dead. As far as news go, a woman in Texas was attacked by a Hawk dropping a snake on her, so that's pretty cool but unlucky. Americans are pulling out their 401k's at alarming rates, me included. The Pope warns that artificial intelligence might make people start fighting, and I'm like, dude, religion literally gets people killed all the time. Finally, TikTok is getting banned in Montana, but not until 2024, so better download it before it disappears.

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Now they're trying to cancel my homie Chris Noth. JUST FOR CHEATING ON HIS WIFE? Boy's will be boy's, baby. Paypal launches their own crypto called stablecoin, which, honestly doesn't sound all that stable. Elon Musk says he needs surgery before he fights the Zuck, so now he's got an out and he's prepping us for the trilogy. WWE SummerSlam made alot of money in ad revenue, thats cause of Kid Rock and Bud Light. Whoop whoop! Oh and the Pope says the church welcomes the LBGT... and then he says the word "but."

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Hey guys, just staying the same here. Doing school stuff and watching wrestling and The Walking Dead. Did you hear that Barbie made over a billion dollars? Next in line is Monopoly or Play-Doh. Oh, and Elon Musk says the fight with the Zuck is definitely on, gonna be exclusively streaming on X. Finally, pests are ruining trees, microscopic nematodes or something, I don't know, the world is a horrible place anyways.

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Jamie Foxx is now being hated on for saying something that COULD be interpreted as something... and Jennifer Aniston is being hated for accidentally liking that post that COULD have been saying something so that means we have to cancel them. Hiroshima is celebrating the dropping of the atomic bomb, guess they're just like us with 9/11. Some indigenous woman from the Amazon said deforestation is ruining the world or something. That dude that spent fifteen thousand to look like a dog is being judged by actual dog judges, and as the writer strike continues, nobody seems to be missing late night shows.

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I'm just here watching the Walking Dead and wrestling. A person in Texas was found with alot of dead animals. Like ALOT. Not sure what gender it is. Jonny Manziel tried to unalive himself. A man cheats Home Depot out of 300 grand with a pretty decent return scheme. I give it 7 stars. Finally, a twitch streamer, Kai Cenat, incited a riot in New York to his subscribers by making them riot in the streets. What a day.

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