Hey everyone, I'm here just doing my homework trying to relax and watch the walking dead. As far as news go, a woman in Texas was attacked by a Hawk dropping a snake on her, so that's pretty cool but unlucky. Americans are pulling out their 401k's at alarming rates, me included. The Pope warns that artificial intelligence might make people start fighting, and I'm like, dude, religion literally gets people killed all the time. Finally, TikTok is getting banned in Montana, but not until 2024, so better download it before it disappears.

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Now they're trying to cancel my homie Chris Noth. JUST FOR CHEATING ON HIS WIFE? Boy's will be boy's, baby. Paypal launches their own crypto called stablecoin, which, honestly doesn't sound all that stable. Elon Musk says he needs surgery before he fights the Zuck, so now he's got an out and he's prepping us for the trilogy. WWE SummerSlam made alot of money in ad revenue, thats cause of Kid Rock and Bud Light. Whoop whoop! Oh and the Pope says the church welcomes the LBGT... and then he says the word "but."

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Hey guys, just staying the same here. Doing school stuff and watching wrestling and The Walking Dead. Did you hear that Barbie made over a billion dollars? Next in line is Monopoly or Play-Doh. Oh, and Elon Musk says the fight with the Zuck is definitely on, gonna be exclusively streaming on X. Finally, pests are ruining trees, microscopic nematodes or something, I don't know, the world is a horrible place anyways.

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Jamie Foxx is now being hated on for saying something that COULD be interpreted as something... and Jennifer Aniston is being hated for accidentally liking that post that COULD have been saying something so that means we have to cancel them. Hiroshima is celebrating the dropping of the atomic bomb, guess they're just like us with 9/11. Some indigenous woman from the Amazon said deforestation is ruining the world or something. That dude that spent fifteen thousand to look like a dog is being judged by actual dog judges, and as the writer strike continues, nobody seems to be missing late night shows.

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I'm just here watching the Walking Dead and wrestling. A person in Texas was found with alot of dead animals. Like ALOT. Not sure what gender it is. Jonny Manziel tried to unalive himself. A man cheats Home Depot out of 300 grand with a pretty decent return scheme. I give it 7 stars. Finally, a twitch streamer, Kai Cenat, incited a riot in New York to his subscribers by making them riot in the streets. What a day.

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Lizzo is coming out saying she's not the villain, but the people that are hating on her are saying she's a pretty dirty birdy... A first generation iPod sold for almost 30 grand. People are crazy I tell you. California is trying to ban childhood marriage but planned parenthood and some other organizations are thinking that's a bad thing for... reasons. Finally, in Louisiana its a law to have "In God We Trust" in every classroom of schools. I guess that's fine, there's no specific God so I think that's progress.

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Things are going decent in my life, but I am taking ALOT of meds so yeah i'm hoping it gets better. Leah Remini is suing the church of scientology. Good luck with that honey. Vince McMahon is being subpoenaed by the feds, but give him a break! He just had spinal surgery. C'mon! Supposedly it takes 1.8 million dollars to retire in the US now, and yeah that sounds about right. Finally, Uno the game is hiring someone to play their new game, Uno Cuatro, and I swear they better hire a Mexican.

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Go to my YouTube and check out my episode with Mint Salad where we review the movie comedy musical "Reefer Madness." Taylor Swift is in the news cause she's white and beautiful and giving her workers bonuses, and Lizzo is in the news cause she's harassing her dancers for either being fat or not being fat enough, we're not sure. Trump is being indicted. Not sure what that means either. Stephen Amell is against the Actors Strike. They have failed this city. ITS TIME TO FINISH THE STORY.

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Rest in peace to the great Pee Wee Herman, Mr. Paul Ruebens. Taught me that it was ok to masturbate as long as there are circumstances. People are trying to sue Taco Bell for fake advertising, but shoot I think you get the most bang for your buck from them then anywhere else. Blue blood from the horseshoe crab is valuable now I guess, and a Chinese zoo is said to have a person cosplaying as a bear in the zoo. They should hire that dude who spent millions to look like a border collie. BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!

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Mitch McConnell is old and everybody knows it! Lebron Jame's son must be on a list from the government, cause his hearts not doing so well. Some Japanese dude spent 2 million to make the perfect furry suit. It still looks weird though. Oh and Oceangate, you know the sub that imploded, they want to send a thousand people to Venus. Maybe its hotter here than it is up there.

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