Get it? It's like the title is saying "THIS IS SPARTA" from the movie "300" and today is the 300th episode. I thought it was clever. Anyways, the worlds richest beggar has like 50 million rupees, that crazy indian Link. Disney is race swapping all of the "Snow White" characters, and yeah, this is getting pretty weird. Oh well, let it be right? Madonna might be faking her sickness for lack of ticket sales, Maybelline is facing backlash for having a male influencer sell their products (sounds familiar) and Dylan Mulvaney flew to Peru.

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Chipotle made a robot called the "autocado" that peels avocados really fast. Robots are stealing our jobs! The White House couldn't figure out who was messing with cocaine in their place. Crazy, in the most safest house there is. Oh well. Virgin Galactic is flying to space next month, hopefully they do better than the Titan submarine that ya know, imploded. Trans Miss Netherlands is getting alot of heat for winning, but in my opinion shes pretty darn hot, as people are always gonna be hating online.

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I watched the Tucker Carlson and Andrew Tate interview on the Twitter and it was a pretty good dialogue between two somewhat competent people. Now that doesn't mean I campaign for Tate, or that I'm on the side of the right with Tucker, but I do enjoy a good conversation where two people can freely talk about what they want to and not be held back by any sort of restrictions. So hear me talk about it and what I thought about it and what I learned from listening to it.

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I'm doing fine. Amtrak trains are derailing, maybe its a sign of the devil. Calfornia man gets a hefty payday from the police, but he was white so it doesn't matter. You can hear a heartbeat at 6 weeks but what does your brain tell you after 5 months honeybun? A man in Kentucky discovers a horde of civil war gold coins, no slavery at all I'm sure. Oh and the government made 20 billion selling planes to turkey. Hope that helps the defecit!

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Just another day here at funky eskimo studios! Did you see Hugh Jackman looking all cool as Wolverine in Deadpool 3? James Lewis, the suspected Tylenol killer died. I wonder if he had a headache? Threads keeps getting bigger and bigger but I'll stick to twittter for all the NSFW stuff. Oh and Antartica is melting ice. No duh, its freaking hot.

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I'm slowly learning about cybersecurity, but school still sucks. Some kid playing Counter Strike Go pulled a skin worth 200K, good for him I guess. Lucky bastard. Elon Musk is calling Zuck a cuck, so that's hilarious. Tom Hanks turned 67 years old. Lets party like its white boy summer!

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Jonah Hill is setting boundaries but his ex doesn't like the emotional abuse she feels from them. A guy on a scooter shot some people in New York. Typical NYC. Latvia elected their first gay president, so yassss queen. Oh and the only good meteorologist is a sexy one.

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Another day, another dime. Steve-O is jumping of bridges again instead of burning them, trying to stay relevant. Taylor Swift release her version of "Speak Now" and good for her! I'll have to listen to it and review it. Oceangate is suspending operations. I mean duh, those people had the worse 48 seconds of their lives before instant death. Britney Spears got slapped, Zuckerberg is censoring people and some chick say all people menstruate. Women be getting all mad and stuff.

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Check out my YouTube channel to see me and Mint Salad talk about the movie "Idiocracy." Ricky Martin is single now, so I guess he's living la vida loca, huh? Alzheimer's drugs are approved, and they are EXPENSIVE. CDC says men can breastfeed, but they're not sure off the side effects. Oh well! Oh and Jill Scott made up a black version of the Star-Spangled Banner, because its her right to, I guess.

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Go to my YouTube channel and check out my movie date with the beautiful Dirty Dalish while we watch "Little Shop of Horrors." Tom Holland and Zendaya are happy together, yawn. Californians are moving to Texas, duh. McDonalds is doing a wedding package with nuggets and chicken sandwiches in Indonesia, Meta officially put out their twitter killer app "threads" and we talk about the definition of "nonbinary."

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