"Yo Taylor, i'm really happy for you, imma let you finish... but pringles have the best potato chips of all time."

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Let's talk about all the cartoons I like and all the medications I take.

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Do you smell what the Rock is cookin' ? I identify as a piece of s**t.

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The big bang theory sucks, R. Kelly is better.

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If it was phone sex it still counts. You think Jon Waters is ok with incest?

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Is a parents love really unconditional? I've been to jail once.

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Combat sports are cool. House of the Dragon is something to look forward to.

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Do protests change anything? Nicolas Cage is the greatest of all time.

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I talk about my first experiences with beer and marijuana. Let's look at jokes 25-year-old me would laugh at.

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Selena's death still is the biggest what if.

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