Godsmack was probably influenced by Michael Jackson, right? Nothing beats mom's homecooked meals!

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More talk about 90's kid(?) movies and I remember a time when I couldn't take a poop.

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I talk about movie soundtracks I like. Scary movies scare me.

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Florida is scary. YouTube is toxic. Lorenzo is petty.

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Do you like the race you were born with, or would you change it? Believe it or not I'm a fan of boobs.

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"Yo Taylor, i'm really happy for you, imma let you finish... but pringles have the best potato chips of all time."

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Let's talk about all the cartoons I like and all the medications I take.

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Do you smell what the Rock is cookin' ? I identify as a piece of s**t.

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The big bang theory sucks, R. Kelly is better.

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If it was phone sex it still counts. You think Jon Waters is ok with incest?

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