If we learned one thing this episode, it’s to STOP LOOKING THINGS UP MID-SHOW! You may find a terrifying oncelor doll sitting on a throne of meat. Today the dolls are the dolls are the dolls, Trixie. Claire and Gib finally tackle the pinnacle of queer culture, toy dolls. Make sure to take Gay Bob home to meet your mother after this. And one more thing — I love you, and you’re gay. 

Talking points: Gib’s well for sensitive boys, Two barbies one something, dubious achievement awards, a surprise guest appearance, earring magic Ken’s BLANK ring

Cowabunga dudes! We’re here, we’re queer, and we’re gonna kill, but disregard that, as we are just sensitive artists. In this episode, Gib forgets nails and hammers exist, Claire donates to Wikipedia, and every auditory sin possible is committed. Prepare for yelling, prepare for ninja turtles, and prepare for some hot renaissance gossip. Besides, what is RenFest but a grown up GSA meeting?

Talking points: Gib’s Note, Jester Friends, 95 Theses I Hate About You, Rictor Norton, Ouran Host Club Police Force, Asexual Warm Milk

This week let’s all sit down and reflect on our many, many, MANY gay presidents in history. And let me tell you, these guys are not doing a good job of hiding it. Prepare for one horrific Hamilton impression, a Trump comedy W, cruising at the REI store, and the return of notorious villain Richard Nixon. Screw you, Nixon.

In our pilot episode, Claire Geare and Gib Manrique tackle the age old question -are the muppets gay?