Eric goes on about watching the Dune movies, why the outfits are so fire, how many times can you see one movie before getting tired of it, sneezing, and paper straws .

Eric and Matt go on about the haunted Denver airport, popping tums, how we want to be wished happy birthday, quarter life crisis, how old they think they’ll live until, why cremation is coated, if we would go through a year of celibacy for a Knicks championship, Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift, fantasy football, daylight savings, golden hour, good sides, Zack and Cody’s dinner reservation, and more!

Eric and Matt go on about moving to Montana, getting in wedding shape, Lizzo's hypocrisy, what kind of celebrity we would be to fans, faking Jimmy Fallon interviews in the shower, and more!

Eric and Matt go on about the air quality in the east coast caused by Canadian wildfires, using your knees, chiropractors, sleeping on the floor, Pixar not reading the room, the new Spiderman movie, why movie theaters kinda suck, mall rats, concerts, Pete Davidson beefing with PETA, what would happen if Taylor Swift ran for President, Fast and Furious movies, Apple announcing new AR/VR set, FaceTime voicemails, why Do Not Disturb sucks, why speed dial is dope, the writers strike, and more!

Eric and Matt go on about if you should pay or split the check on the first date, verified checkmarks on Twitter, Robert DeNiro still having kids, Hasbulla's arrest, Chris Brown and Usher fight, Matty Healy and Taylor Swift, the Met Gala, and King Charles coronation.

Eric and Matt go on about Vodka Red Bulls, the zombie apocalypse, Matthew McConaughey thinking Woody Harrelson is his actual biological brother, Drake Bell being reported missing, and more!

Eric and Matt go on about baseball, Apple TV shows, Zach Levi and The Rock beef, TikTok trend of dudes asking drunk women what their body counts are, how we put socks and shoes on, Gwyneth Paltrow's ski accident lawsuit, and AI.

Eric and Matt go on about their trip to AC, 6ix9ine getting jumped at the gym, Harry Styles and Em Rata, Matt learning what Ménage à trois is, South Park TikTok's, Kanye's change of heart, TikTok ban hearings, and more!

Eric and Matt go on about daylight savings time, spring, deodorant routines, nose bleeds, March Madness, Jake Gyllenhaal movie bracket, the Oscars, and more!

Eric and Matt go on about Ice Spice, being nauseous, Chris Rock finally responding to the Will Smith slap, Tyga and Avril Lavigne dating, Nick Cannon's new baby themed TV show, shredded Jake Gyllenhaal taking on the UFC, Kentucky QB Will Levis putting mayo in his coffee because of his fear of milk, and ranking XFL logos.