Eric and Matt go on about falling down the stairs, problems with getting a new iPhone, Michael B. Jordan calling out interviewer that called him "corny", Hailey Bieber and Kylie Jenner bullying Selena Gomez, Jake Paul losing to Tommy Fury, TikTok limiting screen time for teens, how they're raising their kids, reading quotes to see if Eric really sounds like Joe Rogan, astrology, and more!

Eric and Matt go on about Matt going AWOL, responding to the shower in the morning or at night comments, play this or that and more!

Eric and Matt go on about the Grammys, who got snubbed and who's overreacting, Ben Affleck being miserable, Leonardo signing a new female prospect to a 6 year deal, the Super Bowl, the weird MSCHF red boots, and more!

Eric and Matt go on about MrBeast curing 1,000 blind people, whether they shower in the morning or at night, dumb gym exposing videos, ChatGPT, space (again), female basketball coach lacing up with 13 year old players, Beyonce announcing tour, Netflix removing password sharing, Last of Us episode 3, James Gunn's DC movie slate, Empire State Building lighting Eagles colors, country music, possible matching tattoos, and more!

Eric and Matt go on about Flo Rida's big money lawsuit, Imagine Dragons, nose bleeds, Quentin Tarantino's foot fetish, spoilers, M&M spokescandies being cancelled, Justin Roiland getting fired from Rick & Morty, music samples, Justin Bieber selling his catalog for $200M, Panic! At The Disco break up, Velma TV Show, Aaron Taylor-Johnson's wife, Fashion Week, and Eric's engagement party which resulted in a drunken back injury inflicted on Matt.

Eric and Matt go on about Shakira's strawberry jam, Miley Cyrus from the top rope, Topher, Brad Pitt's dad skills, the Netflix mindset, the Waffle House sandwich, Andrew Tate's visitation form, Michael Bay aka pigeon killer, Zoey 102, being diseased from the gym, The Last of Us, and more!

Eric and Matt go on about getting a flat tire in middle of the desert, the stress of fantasy football, being on a string of bad movies, Chris Paul with Kim K?, Liver King getting caught using roids while Joe Rogan accuses The Rock of using them, Patrick Beverley telling his kids Santa isn't real (he is), the new movie Cocaine Bear, and how space makes you speculate your existence.

Eric and Matt go on about wearing Halloween costumes, fantasy football, Kanye continuing to lose his mind, Elon Musk wanting to bring back Vine after buying Twitter, favorite Halloween candy, mischief night, checking candy for drugs, and more!