We all feel pretty experienced around here in SaysWhovia. We like to think we can handle some news, and even a lot of news. It takes practice to deal with a week like the last one, in which it was all of the news. Do you think someone with a 2016 brain could handle goons disappearing in the middle of the night with one-way tickets to Vienna and a company named Fraud Guarantee? 2016 brains would have blown up. We are tough now.

At least, Dan is. Dan has to mainline this stuff all day, every day, because he started a impeachment update service and now this is his life. Maureen can skate on. She has spent this last week in Los Angeles, looking at movies and strange LA businesses that do things like cryofreeze your aura. She has stories of hotel rooms, fruit, and a nice man with a camper stove. Dan just wants to talk about impeachment, because his mind is full and the news is starting to come out of his beard.

And who knows? Maybe by the end of it all, Dan will also exchange texts with Rudy. Why not?

Get your phone out, SaysWhovia.

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