The 0HITPOINTS Podcast

Ryan and Matt "Lizard People" Amberg gush about Hail Caesar and the Coen Brothers before it's on to time spent with Destiny, Doom, and Overwatch. Then it's on to last week's distracting shiny objects like Street Fighter 5's new character, GTA Online's next update, Mirror's Edge Catalyst's launch trailer, No Man's Sky's continued unbelonging, Deus Ex Mankind Divided's divisive trailer, Titanfall 2 details, Ghost Recon Wildlands trickery, Payday 2 and 3 developments, Vivendi's hostility, and the impending Xbox One Two HEY-O!

Ryan and Matt "Val Kill-me" Amberg welcome another into the Comedy Bang Bang Live club before admitting to minuscule amounts of Destiny and Rocket, a big ol' bunch of Doom, and exactly ONE Overwatch. What's more, Homefront revolutionizes the apology, Paragon gets free-er to play, Mirror's Edge Catalyst joins the EA Access early birds, Pac-Man 256 comes to consoles along with Batman Arkham Asylum and City and not Origins who cares, Yooka-Laylee takes an info dump, E3 Live gets announced, and Nintendo diversifies with McDonalds themed restaurants or something like that.

Ryan and Matt "(ºbº)" Amberg dip into Angie Tribeca, 10 Cloverfield Lane, and The Mighty Ducks before saying "oh right also we played" Halo 5, Destiny, and Doom! Then it's on to Overwatch Watch 2016 and a bunch of other stuff I won't look up because the agenda got deleted! Video games!

Ryan and Matt "Bold Italic" Amberg chronologically discuss Top Secret, Devil's Advocate, Joy, and Captain America Civil War before it's on to time spent with Destiny, Halo 5 Guardians, but mostly the Overwatch Beta. Also things happened, like Minecraft goes Mario, Mods for Fallout 4 on consoles, The Witcher 3's Blood and Wine, more departures for LEGO Star Wars TFA, Respawn Entertainment's new Star Wars game, Persona 5's release date, Need for Speed and Mass Effect Andromeda's 2017-ness, and the brand new Battlefield.

Ryan and Matt "Bar Wars" Amberg have some SICK commentary on Black Dynamite, what a possible Shinobi movie means to Matt, and Ryan's trips to Universal Studios and Comedy Bang Bang Live before it's on to GameTime™ starring Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Rocksmith, Reagan Gorbachev, Destiny, Halo 5, then back to Destiny, then back to Halo 5, then a little Rocket League Hoops with a smattering of the Gears of War 4 beta. Then they form word-sentences about how the new Call of Duty comes with the old Call of Duty, Battlefield 5, Quantum Break-less-broken, Deus Ex Mankind Divided footage, Mighty No. 9's unprecedented release-delay announcement, Dishonored 2's date, Uncharted 4's early release, Valve and Ubisoft's anti-cheater theater, 1666: Amsterdam, Romero's Blackroom kickstarter delay, and Nintendo's new console date.

Ryan and Matt "Huge Mole" Amberg waste precious processing

Ryan and Matt "First Half" Amberg are high on Blade Runner, Troop Beverly Hills, the end of Alan Wake's American Nightmare, Super Dodgeball, the obligatory Rocket League, the latest Destiny update, finishing Quantum Break, the Halo: 5: Warzone: Firefight: Beta: Game, finishing Into the Dim, SPL-T, and the latest "maps" for Star Wars Battlefront Base Command...er? Also Dengar! But then you got Fallout in my Forza, Arkham is anthologized, Gears of War 4 has microtrans... actions? And would you believe Doom released a trailer? Then: Mirror's Edge Catalyst's beta date, a new Ghostbusters game... maybe, Song of the Deep kicks off GameStop's GameTrust, the Rockstar shake up continues, and Cuphead invents Time (Magazine) Travel.

Ryan and Matt "Tip Jar" Amberg have words about The Wire, Leverage, 11.22.63, Kung Fu Panda 3, and Star Wars The Force Awakens before it's on to time spent with Alan Wake's American Nightmare, Miitomo, Rocket League, Halo 5, SPL-T, Tomb if the Mask, Into the Dim, and Quantum Break. And then some more Quantum Break. But then Quantum Break. Also something happened with Mortal Kombat X, Punch-Out!!, Rust busts, Overwatch, Umbrella Corps, Gears of War 4, and the Lesliest of litigants.

Ryan and Matt "Twinkle Toenails" Amberg warm up with some polite dinner plans, Flight of the Navigator, and The People Under the Stairs before it's on to time spent with Rocksmith 2014, Hitman, Alan Wake's American Preorder Bonus™, Paragon, Rocket League Hoop Dreams, Miitomo, and The Lord of the Rings: Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor: The Bright Lord: DLC. Then it turns out the Xbox will do some things, a Doom trailer tries some things, Overwatch animates some things, Mass Effect Andromeda leaks some things, World of Warcraft has 1 weird player, Clash Royale has a whale of a goods time, and UC Irvine is all "LOL!!"

Ryan and Matt "Unnnnhhh" Amberg fire it up with The Saint, Pee-wee's Big Holiday, Shocker, and The Batman Versus The Superman™ before it's on to time spent with Rocksmith, Hitman (TITman lololol!), Grand Theft Auto Vehicle Five, Rocket League, Monument Valley's Forgotten Shores DLC, and the end of Shadow of Mordor and its Lord of the Hunt DLC. But don't worry, you can spend $2500 on Rock Band 4, watch trailers from LEGO Star Wars TFA, Chinese Contra, or TWD Michonne. Also something about The Walking Dead season 3, more episodes of Minecraft Story Mode, Halo 5 DLC, Watch Dogs 2, and/or the PS4.5KVR or something I don't know I stopped listening.