The 0HITPOINTS Podcast

Ryan and Matt "Pea-nut Butter" Amberg kick the latest episode off with talk of Netflix's Marvel offerings and Ryan's latest Craven, The Serpent and the Rainbow, before it's quickly on to time spent with Paragon, Hitman, Valiant Hearts: Matt Edition, Rocket League, LEGO Dimensions Simpsons Level Pack, Shadow of Mordor, and Destiny's King's Fall Raid. Meanwhile GDC happened and pooped out a bunch of VR stuff like Star Wars Tatooine something-a-rather and Rock Band VR, while normal people announced Battleborn DLC, trailers for Yakuza, Doom, Below, and Halo 5: Guardians: Warzone: Firefight: Colon Simulator 2.0, details on Telltale's Batman game, Jackbox Party Pack 3, Bioshock: The Collection, GTAV's deer cam, Sony's response to Microsoft's plat-party, and Machinima's settlement with the FTC.

Ryan and Matt Amber G discuss doping for the show, old cartoons, changes to the website, Sanjay's Super Team, We Can't Live Without Cosmos, Creed, Spotlight, and Deadly Friend before it's on to time spent with Superhot, Hitman, Destiny, Rocket League, Shadow of Mordor, and Rock Band 4. Also Dead Island 2 gets a home, Star Wars Battlefront and Xcom 2 DLC details, Street Fighter V is almost a game, DOOM gets a closed-open beta-demo, Quantum Break and TMNT: Mutants in Manhattan get trailers, Gears of War 4 gets casted, Microsoft opens up a little, Playstation VR gets a price, and Coleco says "nooooope!"

Ryan and Matt "Sweeney Sweety" Amberg are back and bouncing about Rent: High School Edition, The Hunger Games: Mockingjay: Part 2: The End, and Shamading's The Visit before they admit to the group that they played the final episode of Tales from the Borderlands, Superhot, Destiny, Rocket League, and the end of Oddworld: New and Tasty (meh, I've seen odder). Eventually we talk for long enough that we happen to mention Street Fighter 5, Star Wars Battlefront, Tom Clancy's The Division, Day of the Tentacle, Mirror's Edge Catalyst, Uncharted 4: A Thief's End, Mass Effect Andromeda, Titanfall 2, Battlefield 5, Overwatch, No Man's Sky, Super Mario Maker, Starfox Guard, Paper Mario: Color Splash, Paragon, VR Aperture Science, Lionhead Studios, Activision, Tim Sweeney, and the Coleco Chameleon.

Ryan and Matt "E=MCHammers²" Amberg are back and talking about The Witch and how you too! can buy yourself out of your electric car lease before it's on to time spent with Lumino City, Superhot, small amounts of Destiny, large amounts of Rocket League, even smaller amounts of Star Wars Battlefront, mobile amounts of Tomb of the Mask, and a completely average amount of Oddword: New and Tasty. Then it appears Halo 5 had an update, Homefront The Revolution doubles down... again... some more, Resident Evil 4, 5, and 6 return, Battlefield 5 rumors abound, Nintendo gets selective, HoloLens comes with a price to pay (a Conker game), Quantum Break inches closer, Twitch on Xbone won't suck as much, Microsoft gets PC in your console, Sony gets console in your PC, 2KE32016FFS, Vivendi gets almost as hostile as I am towards Ubisoft, Mortal Kombat's 20-year secret, and it turns out some politicians lie!

Ryan and Matt "Pocket Rocket League" Amberg are back after going black about Swordfish, Black Mirror, The Good (meh) Dinosaur, Exposed, and Air before it's on to time spent with game-games Lumino City, Xcom 2, Destiny, Rocket League, Pneuma: The Subtitle of :Eyeroll, Child of Light, LEGO Dimensions Dr. Who and Ghostbusters, and Tom DeClancy's The Division. Also Star Wars Battlefront got a patch, Smite does something, Strafe does something better, Adrift is cool, VR is expensive, Warren Spector isn't, The DICE Awards might be, and Bethesda definitely IS.

Ryan and Matt "Hey is for Whoreses" Amberg talk Deadpool, Constantine, Matrices, and all of Daniel Craig's Bond films before game-a-palooza 2016 feat. Steam Controlling Xcom 2, Star Wars Battlefront, Destiny (!!), Homefront The Revolution's closed beta, the end of LEGO Dimension's Portal pack, The Walking Dead Season 1, Pneuma: Breath-slash-Water of Life, Valiant Hearts, and Rock Band 4. The Mad Catz is sad, Fallout 4 is DLC happy, DOOM is 13+ hours, Kanye West isNNEEEXT, Tomb Raider is well written, Assassin's Creed 2016 is confirmed infirm, Watch Dogs 2 is coming, Ubisoft is making another groaner, Destiny 2 is YOU, and Skate 4 is [possibly exists emoji].

Ryan and Matt "Ryan please stop nicknaming me in the podcast descriptions" Amberg are back and talking about The Superbowl, Comedy Bang Bang live, Dumb and Dumber To, Bridge of Spies, Foxcatcher, and Mazerunner 1 and 2 before it's on to time spent with Xcom 2, Churchill Solitaire, Tales from the Borderlands Episode 4, Tetris Ultimate[ly futile], Star Wars Battlefront as Hitplay, LEGO Dimensions' Portal pack, Batman Arkham Knight's rough stuff, and good ol' Destiny. Honestly that should have been enough, but they go on unsolicited about Destiny's February update, the return of Overwatch and pretending to understand MOBAs, Street Fighter 5's cinematic trailer, The Division's division, Hitman's new trailer and beta, Doom's date, Mirror's Edge's Catalyst's trailer's and's beta's, H1Z1's split and release, Titanfall 2's campaign (it exists!), and Red Dead's brief reappearance on Xbox One.

Ryan and Matt "Kelly Preston from Twins" Amberg share all the juicy goose about Matt's trip to Epic Games in NC, watching American Ultra and Chef on a plane, watching The Fifth Estate on not-a-plane, and then, get this, they actually played some games called Pocket Morties, Churchill Solitaire, Destiny's exotic sword quest, and Ryan's worst gaming week ever starring Scrabble, Tetris Ultimate, Batman Arkham Knight's Season of Infamy DLC, and Star Wars Battlefront Base Command pocket card kill shoot thing game. Also LEGO Star Wars The Force Awakens is a thing, as is Fallout 4's new patch, The Division's open beta, a new Conan game, Beyond Good and Evil 2, Bethesda's E3 plans, and EA's lack thereof.

Ryan and Matt "Arnold Schwarzenegger from Twins" Amberg check out The Revenant, a quick second of Mission Impossible Rogue Nation, and Inside Out before it's on to time spent with Pocket Mortys, Destiny, Ubisoft's Scrabb[CRASH], the end of LEGO Dimensions and it's Back to the Future level, and Rock Band 4. Then some people told us that Street Fighter 5 gets a story mode, Umbrella Corps and Far Cry Primal get trailers, Overwatch gets a beta, Star Wars Battlefront gets DLC details, Mighty No. 9 gets delayed (I assume, haven't actually looked), UFC 2 gets Mike Tyson, UFC 3 gets Mr. Dream, Homefront The Revolution gets 4 player co-op, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles get a new game, and Donald Rumsfeld finally gets revenge for all the people that have wronged him over the years.

Ryan and Matt "Danny DeVito from Twins" Amberg are back and talking about Goodnight Mommy, Person of Interest, Point Break, and all the Mission Impossible movies before Matt railroads the conversation into more about his favorite game Destiny (Ryan also played some more Rock Band 4 and LEGO Dimensions but seriously who cares it's not even Destiny). Then Ubisoft's Tom's Clancy's The's Division's finally shows its hand, Hitman goes full-on episodic, and John Romero re-enters level design with a new Doom 1 map.