The 0HITPOINTS Podcast

Ryan and Matt "Illegal Name Change" Amberg are back to talk about drugs, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Video Game High School, and Ryan's new Apple Watch with games like Rules and Elevate, as well as having played games that aren't on 42 millimeter screens like Goat Simulator, Mortal Kombat X, Call of Duty Advanced Warfare XOXO Survival, and finishing both Sunset Overdrive DLC packs. Then it's on to Neverwinter's 1.6 million players, Destiny's House of Wolves, release dates for Massive Chalice, LEGO Jurassic World, and Rainbow 6 Siege, and some bloated collector's editions for Metal Gear Solid V and Assassin's Creed Syndicate, Gears of War remastered leaks, a new Doom announcement about an announcement, partial song lists for Guitar Hero Live and Rock Band 4, the Ratchet and Clank game and movie cast, and the New Nintendo World Championships for E3 2015.

Ryan and Matt "Stage Mom" Amberg start things off by talking about Nightcrawler, Avatar, The East, Matt's popovers, and What We Do in the Shadows before gettin' gamey about the end of Super Ultra Dead Rising 3' Arcade Remix Hyper Edition Ex + Alpha, Back to Bed, PT (good), and Mortal Kombat X. Then maybe they talk about Destiny's third expansion, Far Cry 4's Game of the Year, free Battlefield 4 content, Star Wars Battlefront wankery, the voices of Batman Arkham Knight and Kings Quest, confirmed LEGO Dimensions sets, Castlevania Symphony of the Night's spiritual successor Bloodstained, Dishonored Definitive Edition rumor, Assassin's Creed Syndicate (not Victory) trailer and gameplay, the delay of The Division, Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5 maps and skaters, Fallout 4 rumors, and Oculus Rift's ship date.

Ryan and Mattster Chief starts things off by talking about Matt's trip to the Kentucky Derby and Ryan's trip to Avengers: Age of Ultron before getting into what they played of Super Ultra Dead Rising 3' Arcade Remix Hyper Edition EX + Alpha and Mortal Kombat X, then it's on to Watch Dogs 2 leaks, Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5 news, Mighty No. 9's release date and DLC, not-Banjo Kazooie game Yooka-Laylee (say it out loud), possible new LEGO Dimensions sets, Disney Infinity 3: Star Wars, Batgirl DLC for Arkham Knight, Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor Game of the Year edition, Dead Island 2 delayed, Rogue Legacy on Xbox One, and EA's mentioning of Mirror's Edge 2, Titanfall 2, Need for Speed, and Plants vs. Zombies.

Ryan and Matt "Couch Gag" Amberg are back to talk about the Annihilation of Mortal Kombat, the Andersoning of Paul W.S., and the secret location of the Kentucky Derby before catching up on having played more Mortal Kombat X. Then it's on to Star Wars Battlefront disappointments, new trailers and gameplay from Arkham Knight, Mad Max, Call of Duty: Black Ops 3, 16 players for Metal Gear Online, the cancellation of Silent Hills, and new game announcements for Adventure Time, Overlord, the maker of Assassin's Creed, Marvel and Telltale Games, and Gears of War.

Ryan and Matt "Finish Him" Amberg ease into things by talking about Mortal Kombat before moving on to talk about Mortal Kombat, then they wrap things up with a few words on Mortal Kombat.

Mortal Kombat!

Ryan and Matt "Sissy Face" Amberg get jiggy with numerous things when they talk about drunk ping pong, Netflix's Daredevil, Matt's new Rickenbacker, The Replacements live, Ryan's Jeopardy test, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Chris Nolan and Interstellar, and the new Batman vs. Superman Trailer.

Then it's on to time spent gaming with Sisyphos, Call of Duty Advanced Warfare, Bloodborne, and Rocksmith, but everything soon gives way to a chunk o' Star Wars with the new Episode 7 trailer and even newer Battlefront details before wrapping things up with news on Rock Band 4 instruments, stealth in Deus Ex: Mankind Divided, and new Alan Wake developments.

Why no Mortal Kombat? Special episode tomorrow!

Ryan and Matt "Pubescent" Amberg open things up by talking about how Matt LOVES a few good men, boys of the fan variety, and Daredevil while Ryan is off having casual encounters with Tetris owners, Chinatown, and Fast and Furious 7. Then it's all games with Forza Horizon 2 Presents Fast and Furious RIP Paul Walker Slow Down Around the Corners, Bastion, Super Time Force Ultra, Bloodborne, The Last of Us, OlliOlli 2, Counter Spy, Evolve Hunter's Quest, Star Wars Card Trader, and Mortal Kombat X on your mobile iPhone device.

Then they pull something talking about 3 Assassin's Creed Chronicles games, Destiny's House of Wolves, Quantum Break and Dead Island 2 delays, Lego Dimensions, Block Ops 3, Deus Ex Mankind Divided, and Guitar Hero Live.

Ryan and Matt "Big Ups" Amberg have problems connecting even more than usual, but tune in next week when the audio equivalent of an awkward high five returns in full force!

Ryan and Matt "bleep" Amberg put their own flashing on hold to talk about The Flash on TV, Boss Monster the board and/or card game, Timeline, Angelina Jolie's Unbroken [record of directing failures], and the new Mad Max movie trailer before moving on to time spent with Tales from the Borderlands Episode 2, Fast and Forzious: RIP Paul Walker, Dark Echo, Star Wars Card Trader, and the last achievement of Puyopuyo Tetris.

Then Halo 5 trailers, Rainbow Six Siege details and class warfare, Louis C. Kang and Erron Black for Mortal Kombat X, Toejam and Earl success, Broken Age 2 game and documentary releases, and the delay of Zelda for Wii U.

Ryan and Matt "Nickname" Amberg open things up with some movie talk about Role Models, I Love You Man, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall before wondering out loud why one of them went to the zoo, then it's on to games played with Far Cry 4, GTA V, Game of Thrones Episode 2, the ending to Call of Duty Advanced Warfare, a little more Jackbox Party Pack, the climactic conclusion of Puyopuyo Tetris, and Star Wars Card Trader.

Then maybe they talk about the debut of Star Wars Battlefront, Evolve's new hunters, Mortal Kombat X's latest roster addition (hint: it's kind of Chris Matthews), Overlord 3, Blood Bowl 2, Batman Arkham Etc on current gen systems, the closed beta for Rainbow Six Siege, Kojima leaving Konami, God of War 3 remaster, and Nintendo's Splatoon.