The 0HITPOINTS Podcast

Ryan and Mattastrophe disrupt the space-clementine continuum, lament the passing of Enrico Palazzo into obscurity, and then they talk about video games for some reason, like The Walking Dead, Smash Brothers, Zombie U, Motion Controls, Mario Kart, GTA V, Call of Duty Advanced Warfare, what nerd-wives think of Shadow of Mordor, Sunset Bonerdrive, and the frustration of finishing Fantasia before wrapping things up with Playstaion Now news and the possible death of Batman.

These things exist: Twitter, YouTube, Brian Dennehy's belly button.

Ryan and Matt talk about what they got for Christmas, announce who wins last week's contest, and finally play Call of Duty Advanced Warfare before correcting misguided statements about Tetris Ultimate. Then it's all about their five favorite games of the year, in no particluar order, which if you think about it is technically impossible!

What are their favorite games of the year? There's literally no way to be sure.

Twitter! YouTube! Enrico Palazzo contest!

Ryan and Matt spread holiday jeer (zing) with Carrie Anne Moss Christmas talk and Secret Wars, then recap playtime with Sunset Overdrive, a bit more of This War of Mine and Papers Please, Tetris Ultimate, GTA 5, Limbo, and an even smaller bit of Trivia Crack and the soul-destroying Crossy Road. The it's on to Halo 5 Beta and Master Chief Collection news, the latest additions to Evolve, zombies and Paxtons for Advanced Warfare, believing in triple-A games, and a fond farewell to ComputersAnd VideoGames.com.

Hey links to things! Twitter, YouTube Channel, a picture of Jim J. Bullock.

Ryan and Matt are back for a limited time only (1 hour and 3 minutes) to speak offensively about pies and cakes before nailing down Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light, Destiny, and Papers Please. Then it's on to full-frontal audio nudity, new info on No Man's Sky, new Alien Isolation DLC, non-news about Dying Light, the triumphant return of Assassin's Creed Unity, Devil May Cry coming to current gen, Run DMC, and GTA V leaks.

Email us at [email protected] and we'll read it on-air, harass us anonymously on twitter, or maybe watch Ryan get consistently borked by Battlefield 4!

Ryan solicits strangers while Matt hangs up his Christmas tree, then they talk about that time they played 5 billion Atari games, Worms Battlegrounds, and Rocksmith 2014. Then Ryan talks about his trip to The Game Awards and the announcements that came with, namely new information about Mario Maker, Metal Gear Online, THE AWARD WINNING DESTINY, No Man's Sky, Street Fighter 5, Battlefield Hardline, Uncharted 4, Killing Floor 2, Sierra and King's Quest, Dying Light, and Evolve.

As always #0HP is on Twitter, coming up are a couple videos on the new 0HP YouTube channel, more streaming, and the much mentioned Destiny clan raid.

Ryan and Matt reminisce about Thanksgiving dutch ovens, playing Timeline, and Black Friday scores before talking uncontrollably about Crossy Road, the end of Assassin's Creed Unity (promise), and This War of Mine. Then it's on to Ubisoft's apology, a new Assassin's Creed for 2015, Telltale's Game of Thrones launch, getting into the Fortnite alpha, Destiny's latest update, 12 world premiers for The Game Awards, and Steam streaming.

Check #0HP on Twitter for events that we just barely made up, like streaming more Crossy Road as well as Limbo from start to finish, live tweeting of whatever gets announced at The Game Awards, and a Destiny clan raid.

The Game Awards are next week and 0HITPOINTS is going, so Matt and Ryan talk about which Game Awards Nominees they actually have any idea about, and then continue by talking about the ones they don't!

Electronic mail us at [email protected] and you may win money OR be featured on the podcast, but you definitely won't win money.

Matt gets cultured while Ryan learns how to read, then they talk turkey about Assassin's Creed Unity and next gen Limbo before moving on to Black Friday (racist), going to The Game Awards, Activision DMCA antics, Ubisoft's Crew requests, Evolve's free DLC, Dark Souls 2 on next-gen, and more info on Batman Arkham Night and Telltale's Game of Thrones.

Ryan and Matt-matthew wax cinematic about Nightcrawler and John Wick before delving into GTA V, the endings of Guacamelee and Fantasia, Assassin's Creed Unity, and Monument Valley, then it's on to the latest about Destiny DLC, Just Cause 3, The Game Awards, Tales from the Borderlands, Far Cry 4, and Never Alone.

Huge thanks to Sean Armstrong (@sliptide, www.sliptide.com) for the new music!

Ryan and Matt talk games again for the first time, namely: Shadow of Mordor, Sunset Overdrive, Guacamelee, Fantasia: Music Evolved, and The Crew before ever-so-naturally segueing into Blizzcon and Overwatch, Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare server woes, Tony Hawk's next game, MS Mojang, Just Cause 3 and Halo 5 surprises.