INTRO - It’s the 2024 Scaries, our 7th Annual Horror Movie Awards Show. There are light spoilers, meaning we have to give some context on a few films.

THE RANDOM SECTION:

Most Goo - 2:22

Grossest Food - 4:04

Worst Couple - 4:40

Wackiest Monsters 6:54

Best AND Worst Karaoke - 8:55

Would Have Been Superior If Bigfoot - 11:01

What Would You Say Yes To? - 12:00

Apocalyptic Future We Most Deserve - 13:50

Worst Marketing Campaign - 17:18

Random Section Declarations including Most Drinking of Water - 18:44

A QUICK BEST SCENES SECTION:

Best Jump Scare of 2024 - 19:25

Kill That Belonged in a Terrifier Film - 21:54

Best Scene Declarations including Ickiest Grossest Barfiest Yuck - 23:16

PRODUCTION VALUES SECTION:

Production Value Declarations including The Scary MUAH & Scariest Prop - 25:02

The Scary Golden Frog - 26:23

The Scary ACE Eddie - 27:31

The Voided Bowels Award - 28:20

PERFORMANCE SECTION:

1 Declaration - 31:09

Who Played It Better? Nun, Pop Star & Serial Killer (No Spoilers) - 31:55

Actor We Always Knew Would Be Good In A Horror Film - 34:33

Newcomer We Wanna See Do More Horror Films - 35:25

The Most Perfect Casting - 37:41

Who’s Amounted The Best Horror Resume? - 38:46

Harbinger of Most Doom - 42:24

Best Child Performance - 43:35

Best Supporting Performance - 44:54

Best Lead Performance - 46:13

Best Horror Ensemble - 48:56

COMPOSITION CATEGORY SECTION:

Best Horror Screenplay - 50:03

Greatest Indictment on the Entertainment Industry - 50:34

Sneakiest Horror Film - 52:11

The Shudder Deep Cut Award - 52:47

The MMO Scary Razzie for Worst Film Scary Poopy - 54:00

Film We’ll Revere Most In 10 Years - 56:17

Declaration on IP That Earned 10 More Years of Sequels - 58:00

Directors To Watch List: 2024 Scaries Edition - 58:32

Horror Subgenres: Stock Up or Stock Down After 2024 - 59:30

Best Horror Film of the Year - 1:03:51

OUTRO - 1:07:00. Our Socials, how to contact us, a request for 5 star reviews + what’s coming next from us and how to find all of our Horror Movie Podcast Series, including our Scaries Playlist via our Soundclound RSS home base. Enjoy… and Happy Halloween!