5DL Episode 048: Halloween Theme Side A- “Touché MF'er.”

The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Tim & Chuck

Liner notes by Reginald

This is the first part of a two-part episode. The next episode will be available in one week.

Halloween themed episode, Taylor Hawkins Tribute Concert, TV shows, Prey and more.

Side-A

Send an email to [email protected]to be entered into the contest. Do you want to be me for a day and type these notes? Do you want an original art piece by either Duke or Chuck? Send an email to Duke. You are then in the contest.

You can also see our Youtube video here of fans at a concert. Who are they here to see? Leave a comment and get a free T-Shirt 5DLounge T-Shirt.

I think I see why Tim is always so terrible.

Why on earth are we talking about eggs? What has this show become?

Changing the name of the show to “Shit Duke Doesn’t Eat.”

Candy with Jessica Biel

Rules of Attraction- When Jessica Biel gets a bloody nose. “Rusty Pipes.”

Get Out

Candyman- The new Jordan Peele version.

Please do not say Candyman 5 times in the mirror. We really do not want to lose any listeners. But, perhaps you could have Megan Markle and her listeners try it.

Beetlejuice. Did you see what I did there?

Community with BeetleJuice- So Subtle.

Prey

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Nice Guys

Detroit sports sucks.

Pumpkin Races

Tim’s Tainted Experiences

Female Halloween Group Costumes

Taylor Hawkins Tribute concert. Next one is September 27th.

Chuck is perma- pruned.

Nerd time!

House of the Dragon

The Rings of Power

I am a Star Trek guy.

Pineapple Preserves

The Runaways- Cherry Bomb

The B-Side is coming next week!

5DL Episode 047: Favorite Horror Movies-“Clearly this was murder.”

The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Chuck & Tim.

Liner Notes by Reginald

Side-A

Duke just painted a perfect picture for me. I wish he had asked me

Peer pressure at it’s best

That was not worth the hype

Oh shit, we started over. Do I delete what I typed? Did it all actually happen? Can I just erase that memory?

That was MJ’s finest moment in my book.

Horror: An intense feeling of fear shock or disgust.

Blake’s Farms

MJ sounds old. No general admission, no weekend traffic, no bees, just neked hot tubbing.

Pumpkin Factory

Debucks Corn Maze

3 Cedars Farm

Who needs GPS when you have Tim

John Hurt not William Hurt

John Candy, classic

Miners or Minors? Two totally different movies.

Not that anyone asked, but mine is Misery. My quirky one is The LawnMower Man.

Cheetah Piss

Belle Isle Slide

Donovan- Season of the Witch

B-Side

Nope.

Whoa Zone

How on earth is Tim the voice of reason here?

This is how it will end for MJ.

MJ's cat jumping needs to be a clip. 

Little Neil, Patricia Quinn & Richard O’Brien- Time Warp

5DL Episode 046: Shows Gone Too Soon 2- “I'm never coming back here again.”

Duke, MJ, Chuck & Tim

Liner notes by Reginald

Side- A

The Arcade

Fanny Pack. Be a man. Own it.

Sounds like Tim works there. He sure seems to know all the rules pretty well at The Arcade.

Neighborhood Provisions

Spoiler alert; Chuck does not attempt the high note.

Freaks & Geeks

*Jetsons

The League

Biff Tannon Song

2 Guys a Girl & a Pizza Place

Brickleberry

Hannibal

My Name is Earl

Wizards & Warriors

Roadies

Arnold’s best movie was Killing Gunther.

Cheetah Piss

Metric – Black Sheep (Featuring Brie Larson)

B-Side

Aerosmith- Dream On

5DL Episode 045: Adult Cartoons-“That's how scissors work!"

The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Chuck & Tim

Liner notes by Reginald

Side-A

We should change the name of this show to the Pinball Show.

I am all for a rap battle between Tim & Chuck. Tim has been preparing for this his whole adult life.

Bell now added right before Chuck talks.

This really goes back to the old conversation that Chuck needs a bell. Full circle.

Contest: Email [email protected]to enter. Winner gets to be me for a day (I hate you already) or a painting from Duke or Chuck.

You are listening to Future Duke in the past. See, time travel sucks.

Chuck’s newest “Sunset” painting. Please Lizards, comment on what you think it is.

People watch with us. Who are these fans here to see?

Duke, you pulled this whole show out of your ass.

Work for free and a no prize. The Lizards are just like me.

Tim’s pick: Family Guy

Chuck’s pick: Rick & Morty

Might as well call this a Rick & Morty episode.

Duke’s pick: Archer

MJ’s pick: Beavis & Butthead

Cereal Milk

Oh man, listening to Duke explain the fact that we recorded 44 and 45 in reverse order is painful. It would have been easier to just record them in order so we didn’t have to have this high conversation.

O.A.R.- In the Clouds

B-Side

Pinside

Marvin’s Marvelous Mechanical Museum

Tally Hall

God, I wish we had Chuck’s phone call to Marvin’s recorded.

The Arcade

Liz, this is an episode you are mentioned. Just helping you out, sister.

The Big Year (which we call the Birder movie)

Duke’s Official ranking for William Shatner roles:

7. Fanboys

6. Columbo

5.Twilight Zone

4. Star Trek

3. Ms. Congeniality

2. 3rd Rock From The Sun

1. Dodgeball

Jane Curtain. How could you forget her name. She is SNL royalty.

I would have mentioned when William Shatner showed up on Monday Night Raw and beat up Jerry the King Lawler.

Rogue Wave- Lake Michigan

5DL Episode 044: Just Conversatin’ 3-“ Let’s Redo This, Make Her a 6.”

The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Chuck & Tim

Liner Notes by Reginald

We recorded 2 episodes in one night. Like geniuses, we did them in reverse order. So, this is right after we record next week’s show. We start off a little baked.

Side-A

Contest: Email [email protected]and you are entered in the contest. Prizes include Being me for an episode, which is ridiculous and insulting, or a painting from Duke or Chuck.

I can hear Rocko breathing.

MJ saw Leon Bridges & Little Dragon

Duke saw Red Hot Chili Peppers & Korn

Masonic Temple in Detroit is incredible, but always hot. Never wear jeans.

I can’t wait for the day where we can all carry our joints anywhere and smoke outside anywhere.

Because it’s your dog!

Duke sounds like RHCP is his favorite band. He damn near has a boner for them.

Trainwreck: Woodstock ‘99

Better Call Saul

Better Call Saul and Breaking Bad are great because they don’t explain everything with words. It’s in the acting. You have to pay attention. Not a show you can watch while texting someone. They don’t make shows like this enough.

Stay on a topic, Duke. Jesus.

Oh good, another Orville conversation. I don’t know which frustrates me more, the fact that Tim likes it so much or that Duke brings up every week which stations it has been on.

Did you see how masterfully Duke got out of that Orville conversation? Color me impressed.

Shameless

Back to Orville? WTF?!?!?

Everyone is so baked.

Here is Chuck in his Blue Dream Light House with his LoveSac.

We haven’t even hit the B Side yet?

Can we start a counter for how often Tim says “Aspect”?

No one asked me what my favorite D&D part was.

It was when I thought they found me, but it ended up being some random old dude.

Maybe we talk Prey in 2 weeks. It depends on if MJ reads this.

We need music for when Duke realizes he needs to grow as a person.

For the record, Chuck was wrong in the Legion conversation.

“Mildly Impressive” is the nice way of saying it’s dumb.

Olivia Newton John, Heather Thomas and Markie Post? How old are you? Were you into Betty White?

When Duke asks “Am I just talking really fast”, that was our opportunity to leave.

Death list so far: Bob Saget, St Andrew’s Hall, Olivia Newton John, Gilbert Gottfried, Philip Baker Hall and more. We kind of lost track.

Who Are These Fans Here To See? Our first YouTube Video. First 5 people to leave a comment with the correct band name, gets a 5DL T-Shirt.

Still stoned from Cereal Milk

Leon Bridges- Bad Bad News

B-Side

A proper B-side. Some good ridiculous stories.

Maygen

Could someone please add Haga Daga, Bing Bong, The Low Note and Winn Ah Bay Go to the Urban Dictionary? Winner gets a “NO Prize”.

Little Dragon- Frisco

5DL Episode 043: Dungeons & Dragons- “You guys have some issues that crept into this game on accident”

The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Chuck, Tim & Dungeon Master

Liner Notes by Reginald

Side-A

I actually get to talk a little since we are in the darkest timeline.

Adult cartoons will be the subject next week

We will also talk about Olivia Newton John, Better Call Saul Series Finale, Predator- Prey, The Good Year, Email from a Lizard, Red Hot Chili Peppers concert review and more.

Today is a mini-D&D campaign. No worries. This is super simple and fun. We went ahead and took out all the minutia, so it is just the fun story. The last half is hysterical. Enjoy.

There won’t be a ton of notes from me, so I can play. I’m looking forward to really enjoying this and working with the group for once and letting my voice be heard.

This is a great little set up by the Dungeon Master. I am so excited!

I’m off to get the horses.

I will take some more notes until my part of the story continues.

MJ is going to sing a song???

I feel like this is a lot of story without me.

Sour Diesel

Okay, you are all at the stables. Maybe time to come up with a plan to find me.

I hate you Tim. I am integral to the team, MJ, thank you.

Tim is trying to scare MJ with spiders in order to not have to find me.

Duke, you checked for weed first?

Shaking my head at MJ and Chuck.

I hope this bear totally Revenats you, Duke.

Really? How is that not me? Am I just not going to play today?

Next time someone asks me what my favorite animal is, the answer will forever be a Bule.

I am coming to the Overlook to kill you all.

Olivia Newton John- Twist of Fate

B-Side

You should all be making a plan right now to find me in a future campaign. I didn’t want to play anyway.

Another Terrible Tim’s Tainted Experiences- 1 star for that hotel

The Steve Miller Band- Space Cowboy

Haga Daga! Alright!

On 8/22/2022, we will drop episode 043, Dungeons & Dragons.

We had a lot of content that I didn't want to slow down the action, so we decided to share it with you as a bonus. If you like the episode, feel free to listen to this for some extra context. 

Enjoy!

-Duke

5DL Episode 041: Bands We Missed Out On- “Pot, Kettle, Dick”

The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Chuck & Tim

Liner Notes by Reginald

Side-A

Duke’s epic fail was at Big Best in Games

Pinball Pete’s

Honestly, I miss the arcades of old. A shit ton of stand-up arcade games all for a quarter

That sounds like a Twilight Zone episode. Man sees a pinball machine that shows “1 Credit.” He starts to play. It continues to give him both free balls as well as free games. He feels locked into the machine. He can’t walk away during this hot streak. No one tries to stop him. From their point of view, he is setting some kind of world record. Eventually camera crews are there filming him on day 5. People bring him food, but he won’t eat or drink. He won’t let his fingers leave the game. He has defecated on himself, he is dehydrated and in short, he is dying. He dies playing the longest single session of any pinball game, setting a world record. Until 2 days later, a young girl walking by the machine notices it shows “1 Credit.” She starts to play.

Chris Pine on the Pinball Machine

Tim has never been so on point

You ruined Lady Gaga for me

I agree with MJ. Put Eminem a drama where he has to act like someone other than himself and let’s see how he does

Songs that have gone Diamond. The whole fucking list

Jesus Christ Tim, we get it. There are more songs than 12

Under the Bridge by the Red Hot Chili Peppers came out in 1991

BranDon on the Drew & Mike Podcast does the best Britney. He reads her ridiculous Instagram posts in his version of her voice. Hysterical

Chuck’s band missed: Tom Petty

MJ’s missed band: The Beastie Boys

Lost Angels with Adam Horovitz who did indeed keep Beastie’ing and a little acting.

Duke’s missed band: Oasis

Yesterday

Tim’s missed band: Sublime

The 5DL Summertime PlayList

27 Club

Farley and Belushi were 33 when they passed

The old MTV The Challenge

The Challenge USA

Wonka Bars #13

Sublime- Wrong Way

B-Side

The Big Year, AKA The Birder

I am shocked you haven’t mentioned 6 to Midnight yet

SCTV also known as Second City TV was the show that Eugene Levy, John Candy and Rick Moranis were at.

I think MJ has a thing for Steve Martin and 2 other dudes.

Israel Kamakawiwo’ole- Somewhere Over the Rainbow

5DL Episode 040: Our Favorite Videogames- “We Don’t Even Need That”

The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Chuck & Tim

Liner Notes by Reginald

Side-A

My wife bought tickets to Thunder Down Under

No one cares where you sat

I was there. The way MJ tells the story is mostly accurate

Damn. Is it pile on Tim night?

Sounds like Blue Dream is around the corner

I liked it when 3 of you said in unison “CRAB CREAM”

Tim has CAUTION tape tattooed around his junk

D&D Is a lot of fun. I have a level 9 Rogue named Pike

Britney is writing a song right now about gas

It’s hard to have heroes since we know everyone is as fucked up as we are

Adrianne Curry-Rhode

Rock of Love couldn’t be made today

Chuck’s game: Diablo2

Ewwww! Look at me, I don’t game, I am so sophisticated. I hold my wine with a pinky out. Can you tell I am still mad from the other week?

MJ’s game: Contra

Gang Beasts, Fall Guys, Rocket League

Tim’s game: Titanfall 2

The Hugh Jackman movie was called Reel Steel and it was robots, not mechs. You guys are idiots.

Duke’s game: BroForce

Rock N Roll Racing

Drop us a line and let us know what your favorite game is: [email protected] 

Sour Diesel

Golden Earing- Radar Love

B-Side

Don’t worry, this 6 to noon conversation is super short. So worth it.

T-Shirt Ideas. Any artists out there feel like showing off their versions of these ideas?

You should not be talking news stories when you are stoned. You gave zero facts about the new California tax credits.

David Harbour has 44 acting credits in TV shows and movies. Stranger Things definitely is where his career pops.

Bram Stoker’s Dracula! No?

He hates them, not me. Although, I hate him.

What she wanted to say was “Oh My God Chuck, fuck off.

The Who – Pinball Wizard

5DL Episode 039: Just Conversatin’ 2- “Touch My Chest” 

The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Chuck & Tim 

Liner Notes by Reginald 

Side- A 

Oh good. Another episode about nothing.

Binky? As in a pacifier? 

Not MJ’s best. You sound like your parents. 

Obi Wan Kenobi- First current TV show the whole cast has watched. 

Jesus, quite a deep dive on Palpatine/Anakin. 

If I were to rate Obi Wan, I would rate it “A wet joint.” Your joint may be wet, but you still have a joint.

If I were to rate Thor Love & Thunder, I would rate it “Cherry Flavored Vape Pen.” You know, something you see tweens sucking on. 

If I were to rate the new Matrix movie, I would rate it “Cigar box weed.” You really should have known better. 

If I were to rate Stranger Things, I would rate it “Blue Dream out of a Bong.” It’s what you want. Music is life. 

If I were to rate For All Mankind, I would rate it “A Jack on the Rocks.” Nostalgic and familiar. Tomorrow you will wish you had spent your time differently. 

If I were to rate The Man From Toronto, I would rate it “Pre Rolled Mac N Jelly.” You just laugh and feel comfy. 

Kevin Smith put $25K on credit cards to make Clerks. 

You guys butchered the description of Jersey Girl and you got almost all of what you were describing around it wrong. It’s a really good movie. Check it out on Starz now. 

If I was to rate Barry, I would rate it “Jack Herer in a vape pen.” It’s a quick hit that is smart and funny. Creative and different. 

Wedding Crasher 

Broken Bells – Good Luck

 B-Side

 This whole episode feels like it has been a B-Side. 

MJ just stole the episode title from Chuck. 

We seriously need music for “Tim’s Tainted Experience” 

This conversation is disgusting. 

6 to Noon 

MJ’s Realization 

Fuck you guys. Seriously, fuck you. Treating me like I am Bruce Willis in the 6th Sense. I am here! You’re pissing me off. This is some bullshit. You are making fun of the liner notes you asked me to write. Dick. 

MJ with a live drop from Just Friends.

“You’ve developed a character.” Chuck is also a dick. 

The Long Con is they are convincing people I am not real. 

Lovesac 

Brian Jamestown Massacre- Anemone