The Abridged Drunks and Dragons

The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 41.

With their Mastwick quest log finally empty the party discusses whether they should try to go for The Orb of Endless Power or The Brazier of Worlds next and much to everyone’s surprise they decided to go for the Orb. They are up and raring to go when they find out that Ros is missing, having gone out the night before and not returned. Xantolin tells them she went to Joe-Bob’s Oat Emporium to get some oats for Daisy. They head off to the Oat Emporium and talk to Joe-Bob himself about where Ros is. He tells them that she was taken away by a huge bugbear…

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 40.

The party celebrates their defeat of Bercy Hamhands and takes a rest on their boat in order to get up to Level 7. However when they wake they are no longer on the boat but in a forest glade. They see their old friend Aelar who looks much older and much more bitchin, with his sweet new facial scar. Aelar warns them that it’s no coincidence that they end up here and that he is a dragon hunter. They are interrupted by (surprise) an Adult Red Dragon.

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.

The Abridged feed is available on iTunes.

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 39.

With an unconscious half orc at their feet and no gold in sight, the party discusses what to do with Bercy Hamhands now that Niles Blackwater has run off. Aludra suggests tying hams to his hands, which Thom loves beyond belief and references through the entire episode. They tie up Hamhands and do tie some hams to his hands before he comes too. Aludra does a 180 from trying to kill him the previous episodes and feels sorry for him…

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.

The Abridged feed is available on iTunes.

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 38.

After determining that there are two people sleeping in Old Mrs. Hamhands apartment, Niles deftly picks the lock (despite Harper breathing down his neck). They burst in and proceed to fight Bercy Hamhands while Old Mrs. Hamhands jumps out the window. During the fight, Niles makes him way into the other room where he finds the sacks of gold Bercy stole. Much to the party’s dismay, he grabs the gold, also jumps out the window and escapes into the night. The party defeats Bercy and then wonders what the hell to do next.

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.

The Abridged feed is available on iTunes.

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 37.

The party arrives in Mastwick, so much older and (debatably) wiser than the last time they were there. A greasy elf named Niles Blackwater meets them on the docks and asks them to help him find Bercy Hamhands for the Darkblades. They decide to do it, partly for the memory of Tum and mostly for the money.

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.

The Abridged feed is available on iTunes.

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 36.

Tails between their legs (literally for Thom) the party heads back to the boat after almost dying at the hands of the elder black dragon. However they do have The Whip of Binding and their new son/nephew Bucky. The boat casts off and they leave The Lost Island heading for Mastwick.

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.

The Abridged feed is available on iTunes.

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 35.

The gang flees the angry ancient black dragon, sadly with no treasure aside from The Whip of Binding. They now have to face down all the traps they handily avoided previously and they do well for about a minute. Unfortunately they fail the skill challenge spectacularly and Bucky almost gets eaten in front of them. But at the last minute Fennekin astral projects himself in long enough to distract the dragon and let them escape. Not really their finest hour.

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.

The Abridged feed is available on iTunes.

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 34.

The gang is surprisingly successful at fighting the Black Dragon. This is mostly because they really all start to embrace their combat roles with Harper controlling, Aludra tanking and Thom buffing. Thom’s bardic nature starts to show itself and he does an admirable job not getting killed. Aludra gets blasted quite a bit by acid breath but she withstands it like the brick house she is.

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.

The Abridged feed is available on iTunes.

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 33.

Bucky leads the party to the Forbidden Temple and on the way admits that he has been inside and knows about some of the traps. Also on the way Thom and Aludra question him about his dead ass parents. Bucky gets upset and Aludra adopts him on the spot while Harper is taking a dump in a field.

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.

The Abridged feed is available on iTunes.

You can subscribe manually on any podcasting app with this RSS feed.

The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 32.

Despite the pain of Tum‘s death and Junpei‘s departure being fresh, Ros is ever the businesswoman and needs the party’s approval on some new hires. They weed through the chaf and eventually decide on Winston and Harper. Winston because he is burly and strong. Harper because he almost simultaneously melts Ros and Aludra’s panties off with his good looks. The party also meets Bucky, a plucky Githyanki orphan.

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.

The Abridged feed is available on iTunes.

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