The Abridged Drunks and Dragons

The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 21.

In the intro Tim Lanning is surprised by being named first and vomits all over himself in panic. The rest of the characters are introed without incident, and briefly wonder if they will ever face a dragon and indeed if the dream sand dragon they faced counted…

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 20.

The party wakes up in the dungeons of Castle Greyskull and finally meets Trant Thumble. Trant informs Tum that he has been gone for 6 months and that he had been replaced in the family. Tum is forced to fight and kill Minotaur Tum Thumble in order to be accepted back into the family. Tum Sly Flourishes the guts right out of the minotaur and Trant frees the rest of the party…

Editing help this week comes from Kieran Bennet (@mrk_bennett).

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 19.

With their awesome new intro music, our (un)fortunate D&D group is starting from where they left off, running away from the guards of Caer after setting the dastardly dangerous dog killer Xantac“s shop on fire! Time is running out for both the Outstanding debt with 22 days left, and the time to steal Blood Drinker, the king of Caer‘s almighty sword, has a deadline of 25 days.

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 18.

The party avenges all the dead puppies by fighting Xantac and his golems. Junpei falls out of the Astral Sea missing one hand and joins the fight. However the elderly man is no match for them and they destroy him handily (or one handily in Junpei’s case). This episode introduces the math song.

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.

The Abridged feed is available on iTunes.

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 17.

After the Kraken fight the boat is approaching Caer when the sky splits wide open and Junpei is abducted by other Githyanki. The party shrugs, arrives in Caer and sells the body of the Kraken to Raphael the painter/fisherman. They then venture over to Xantac’s Magic Shop on the advice of Xantolin. Xantac turns out to be an elitest dick who kills puppies and makes Dog Sausage. Also he has really high prices. The party says their catchphrase “So we’re going to rob this bitch right?” and go back that night to rob the store. The party gets a number of really awesome magic items, including a Bag of Holding, Battle Crazed Greatsword, and Instant Campsite. But as they are about to leave, Xantac catches them red handed.

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.

The Abridged feed is available on iTunes.

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 16.

Having slaughtered Hookbeard and his innocent crew, creating 19 orphans, our heroes free the slaves, despite knowing they could sell them for G1000 each. Ros informs the team of a sea monster in the area before realizing that they are significantly off course. Aludra offers to help by acting as lookout and Ros accuses her of sexism. Suddenly the team hears “WOOMF!” and the boat shakes so violently that Junpei and Aludra are thrown to the ground. A giant Kraken has grabbed the ship. Aludra is inspired by his “wise eyes.” Ros and the other crew retreat below decks. Everyone is dissapointed to find that the cannons on the Roll20 map don’t actually exist. Three tentacles on either side of the boat grip the vessel while two loom menacingly overhead near the exposed kraken’s head…

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.

The Abridged feed is available on iTunes.

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 15.

The adventurers approach the pirate’s cove unnoticed, and just when they are discussing what to do Thom jumps up and yells, “Ahoy, maties!” Four scalawags approach, and Tum tells them they are looking for Hookbeard in order to join his crew and sail to Caer…

Editing help this week comes from Michael Raquino.

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 14.

After falling asleep at a tavern, Tum, Thom, and Aludra wake up in a barren desert not knowing where Junpei is. A handsome young elvish man appears out of nowhere and announces himself as Aelar. Aelar claims that Junpei is in grave danger. The adventurers must save him, or he will surely be eaten…

Editing help this week comes from Gerry Abesamis (@photo_generous).

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 13.

Our adventurers enter the gates of Mastwick, discovering there are still some hurt feelings about the orc battle. They stable Daisy the mule; and an unremarkable man bumps into Tum, although once he checks he realizes he hasn”t been pickpocketed. Aludra, Junpei, and Thom go in front of Tum, acting as a guard, and enter The Foaming Tankard. Then, Aludra turns around and discovers…

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 12.

Bolstered by their new abilities, Aludra, Tum, Junpei and Thom hastily arm themselves to face the sudden orc attack. As arrows begin to fly, Junpei accuses Thom of sleeping while on watch, making the group an easy target for their foes. Thom bristles at the slight to his honor and turns his anger on the orcs, launching a furious attack. It brings no aid to Junpei though, as he is struck down by the orc archers…

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.

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