The Abridged Drunks and Dragons

The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 11.

Editing help this week comes from Gerry Abesamis (@photo_generous).

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 10.

In Shadowspar KeepThe party finds themselves in a large trap where the floor is constantly moving towards a wall of spikes. Much acrobatics and collisions happen before Tum opens a door at the end of the hall and they escape. They then fight and defeat Lord Milnor and some more robots.

Editing help this week comes from Gerry Abesamis (@photo_generous).

The Abridged feed is available on iTunes.

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 9.

Having survived Thokas’ assault, Aludra, Tum, Junpei, and Thom decide to awaken him in an attempt to learn more about the remote control and Shadowspar Keep. As Aludra uses her healing skill to stop the bleeding, Thom makes some decidedly unwanted sexual advances towards Thokas’ person as an intimidate check. Thom is successful and Thokas wets himself… Read More

Editing help this week comes from Gerry Abesamis (@photo_generous).

The Abridged feed is available on iTunes.

You can subscribe manually on any podcasting app with this RSS feed.

The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 8.

Moving deeper into Shadowspar Keep, Junpei, Aludra, Tum and Thom come face to face with Thokas, Lord Milnor’s chief henchman. Thokas draws his greatsword, making his intentions clear to his former prisoners. As the group advances on him, Thokas removes an arcane device from within his armor. Pressing a button on the strange remote, the group hears the approach of something large and metallic – Thokas’ automated soldiers… Read More

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart (spudcam.com).

The Abridged feed is available on iTunes.

You can subscribe manually on any podcasting app with this RSS feed.

The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 7.

A bright flash of light heralds Aludra’s return from communing with the Primal Beast. The nature spirit saw the group’s need for a defender, and has transformed Aludra into a Warden. However, she has lost the power to shape shift, and Thom is no longer aroused by her if she can”t turn into a bear. Despite her newfound powers, she has not regained her memories. The rest of the group discovers they have increased in power as well, and spend some time exploring their new abilities… Read More

Editing help this week comes from Carly Shields, @animat3dm3 and David L. Stewart (spudcam.com).

The Abridged feed is available on iTunes.

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The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 6.

The gang speaks with Ballard and learns that the holdfast they escaped from is called Shadowspar Keep, and that it is ruled by a certain Lord Milnor with the assistance of a lackey named Thokas who makes frequent journeys to Mastwick. Our favorite verbally abusive elf friend Luccan informs the gang that there was a zombie hulk raid on his village two nights ago. Though his people killed most of them, the undead leader managed to escape. Luccan also tells them of a “place of power” deep in the forest… Read More

Editing help this week comes from Matt Spurlin, @punk1290 and David L. Stewart (spudcam.com).

The Abridged feed is available on iTunes.

You can subscribe manually on any podcasting app with this RSS feed.

The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 5.

In this episode, the group takes a break from their adventures to recount the story so far. From waking up naked on stone slabs and fighting skeletons and zombie hulks to a Mexican stand-off between Thom, some spiders and everyone else to New Newfoundland Land and the Dreadwing Behemoth, no dungeon is left un-dungeoneered. Junpei is particularly concerned the other characters may have done unspeakable things to him last week while he was petrified, but Tum, Aludra and Thom deny his accusations…. Read More

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart (spudcam.com).

The Abridged feed is available on iTunes.

You can subscribe manually on any podcasting app with this RSS feed.

The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 4.

Thom, Tum, Aludra and Junpei enter the ramshackle town of New Newfoundland Land and meet Ballard, the village elder. As the group presses Ballard for information about the nearby holdfast, a sudden bolt of energy from the sky petrifies Junpei! Ballard claims local wood elves are to blame and offers to store Junpei with others the wood elves have cursed while the rest of the group seeks out a cure and liberates the town’s provisions. Thom threatens vengeance if Ballard is lying… Read More

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart (spudcam.com).

The Abridged feed is available on iTunes.

You can subscribe manually on any podcasting app with this RSS feed.

The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 3.

The party ventures into the woods and sets up camp. They set a watch and Junpei goes first since he is the most durable. Aludra is still in bear form and Tum is weirdly into this. They all rest and for some reason decide to go back to the holdfast they just escaped from. But there are way more zombie hulks this time Thom and Tum do an extremely roundabout way of scouting. Thom throws Tum into the air to see what he can see. They roll poorly but Tum manages to catch himself just in time for everybody to realize what a complicated idea this was. Tum does see a town in the distance and they decide to go there instead of the holdfast. However they run into a bunch of Giant Spiders on the way. After defeating a ton of spiders they find some loot on a dead guy in a spider cocoon. Almost everybody gets real armour (except for Junpei) or at the very least more than a headband to wear.

Editing help this week comes from Cody Boker (@codedude3).

The Abridged feed is available on iTunes.

You can subscribe manually on any podcasting app with this RSS feed.

The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 2. (Even though we were still calling it Drunkards and Dragons at that point)

The party realizes that they only have vague memories of their life before the dungeon. They then discover that they each have a small cut behind an ear.They search for some loot and come up with a few simple objects and some sheet based clothing.

On the way out a zombified Handless McGee from the previous episode bursts through the door and desires the party’s brains. Aludra turns into a bear and freaks everybody the fuck out and Tum has a really hard time pronouncing “Sly Flourish.” The zombie goes down once but gets back up again until the party finally destroys it. Inside the zombie’s head they find a small disk with complicated mechanisms. They sneak into the yard but see there are more zombie hulks. Some well timed rolls let them stealth by and backflip over the fence to escape into the woods beyond.

Editing help this week comes from Gerry Abesamis (@photo_generous).

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