The Absolute Guys

The Absolute Guys

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The Absolute Guys episodes

  • Episode 42.0 - Duos
    This week The Guys (Hartz, Wassdaddy) get intimate in a two man operation.  They answer some dumb questions, including the return of the killer snail that touches you and you die.  Come have a conversation.
    43 min
  • Episode 41.0 - Quarantine Winners and Loser
    This week The Guys (WassDaddy, Hartz, Mondo) talk about winners and losers of quarantine.  We answer some dumb questions as well as start off with some hot topics such as Kanye, aliens, and alcoholism.  Come have a conversation.
    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode 40.0 - Quarantinis
    This week The Guys (Maddie, D, Hartz) talk about a bunch of super awesome topics.  They include Liverpool winning the title, uhh and a bunch of other things well worth listening to.  Come have a conversation.
    1 hr 7 min
  • Episode 39.0 - For the Love of Cringe
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    This Week The Guys (Hartz, WassDadddy, D, and Maddie) talk about their cringiest stories growing up.  We all have one or another, and so do you, so listen to these disaster stories.  The Guys end with an Absolute Four of biggest flexes as a kid.  Come have a conversation.
    1 hr 20 min
  • Episode 38.5 - Absolute Four of Albums
    This week The Guys (WassDaddy, Hartz, Todd) produced a short episode, which is something you can expect in the future as a midweek drop.  The guys discuss what albums are the greatest of all time and why.  Come have a conversation.
    25 min
  • Episode 38.0 - GOAT Team
    This week The Guys (Hartz, D, Maddie, WassDaddy) discuss what their all time team would be in a 3v3 battle with 3 items of their choice.  The Guys give some weekly updates as well as talk about sports and current events.  The Guys finish off with an absolute four of overrated athletes and Hartz has the iciest cold takes we've ever heard in our lives.  Come have a conversation.
    1 hr 16 min
  • Episode 37.0 - The Trauma
    This Week The Guys (Hartz, Dee, Wassdaddy, Maddie) talk all about childhood trauma.  They're all together this episode so you might notice incredible sound quality, and they go off.  Hartz talks about his battle with truckers, Wassdaddy provides updates on his sugar daddy, and we talk NHL.  We finish off with an old but gold segment, The Absolute Guy of The Week.  Come have a conversation
    52 min
  • Episode 36.0 - Movies and Madness
    This Week The Guys (Hartz, Wassdaddy, D, Maddie) talk all about movies.  Theres updates about sugarbabies and the Plandemic.  The Guys move into talking all movies and what are all timers.  After that they dive into two truths and a lie and finish with a (drunken) absolute four of total college moves.  Come have a conversation.
    2 hr 10 min
  • Episode 35.0 - This Is Jeopardy
    This week The Guys play a game of Jeopardy that involve both trivia questions and opinionated questions run by Maddie.  They debut the newest hit song you'll hear on the radio in 6 months - Cut a Thot by Big Rig.  They go over some weekly events and updates and finish with an Absolute Four of epic moments.  Come have a conversation.
    1 hr 13 min

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