The Absolute Guys

This week The Guys are joined by Maddie and are introduced in the most epic fashion in man's existence.  Seriously.  The Guys get into some quick updates on Kim Jong Un, Wassdaddy's rebrand, and D tells the story of Snickers the cat.  We move into The One, where we're talking all about music with sprinkles of mental health.  We roll into segments after, talking The Best of the Worst cop stories and we took some Dumb Questions from Stupid People.  Come have a conversation.

This week The Absolute Guys talk about all sorts of major topics going on.  They talk on the NFL draft and how their teams did in the draft, move on to talk about Juice WRLD and whether is a good nod or a cash grab to publish music posthumous, and briefly touch on Kim Jong Un.  The Absolute One for the week is a draft of random things in celebration of the NFL draft.  Come have a conversation with us.

This week The Guys go through some major events going on the world, such as Gronk joining Tampa, Kim Jong Un being braindead, and Will Ferrell v Adam Sandler.  After that The Guys go into The One, where they announce they're going to start a soccer platform as well.  They celebrate this by talking experiences they've had playing soccer in their lives.  They finish with an Absolute Four of simps.  Come have a conversation.

The Absolute Guys are BACK.  They touch base on the coronavirus, go through the greatest bracket in existence...the beer bracket, and they end the pod with an absolute four of sad tv moments.  Come have a conversation with us.

This week The Guys roll out a segment show.  The absence of Todd hurts their hearts deeply, but the remaining guys get over it and discuss all things including gambling and if you'd own magical animals that poo pennies.  Let's have a conversation.

This week The Guys decipher true crimes...they get inside the mind of a criminal and tell you exactly what what going on in the mind of a killer.  Let's have a conversation.

This week The Guys discuss highly anticipated upcoming movies.  They're all blockbuster bangers and surely to make aves in theaters.

This week The Guys talk about a much (non)anticipated topic...what historical figures would be strongest in a team drafted by yours truly.  Big daddy D is out of the building this episode, so the rest of the crew are on our own.  The Guys finish off with some talk on lame superpowers.  Sit down and come have a conversation with The Guys.

This week The Guys keep it tame and light.  No "The One" from The Guys, but they work in segments the whole episode.  You'll hear all about some beta cuck moves, some weekly updates, why Michigan State has the worst kickers in the NCAA, and what's going on in the world.  Let's have a conversation.

This week The Guys talk all about hypotheticals.  In lieu of the typical dumb questions from stupid people, we get a little dumber with Wassdaddy's dumb questions that he's had on his mind since he was conceived.  After that, The Guys go around the room and talk about public bathroom situations and rank what's worst and best in the can.  Theres great conversations to be had this episode, so come listen and laugh with us.