THIS WEEK!! We get a listener suggestion to do an alternate intro to Hawaii 5-0, Graham ponders about having large mammals as parasites, and we write a tune about the world's rudest penis: Meanis. Also, Mr. Clean retires and says "fuck it" to your clean house, and finally a short ballad to the squatty potty.

Devolve with us. BECOME us. All your base are belong to us.

ENJOY!

THIS WEEK!! The story of Timothy Johnson whose 2020 is turning out to be pretty rad, honestly. Then, Gemini Man, but with cats, and finally Netflix and cocaine--brought to you _by_ Netflix (and Pepsi, and Disney, and Apple, and Tesla, and every other evil corporation).

ENJOY!!!

It's like a super shitty Tarot reading: Our 30th episode of our 3rd season happening on the 30th...it must be THE HALLOWEEN EPISODE!

THIS WEEK! We delve deep into terrifying subjects like cannibalism, scary movies, and the most terrifying thing of all: ADULT REAL LIFE!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Carve out a pumpkin and sit in it fuckers, because we're getting spoopy!

THIS WEEK!!! We have an absurdly long intro. Jesus, who knows what happened. Then, a peek into the life of Graham on recording day, but told by Rodney. Then, the legend of SHITFISH, and finally, The Thoughtnado destroys middle America.

ENJOI

THIS WEEK!! We bring you tales from the DMV, tales about the plight of a fish, tales of a man who takes way too much Prevagen, and finally, the somewhat melancholy tale of how the phrase "Just like riding a bike" came to be.

ENJOY!

THIS WEEK!!

We proudly re-present one of our earlier epic pieces:

The One Equation.

In a time when everything seems like it's flying off the rails, this seemed like a good opportunity to re-release this spaced out long player. Turn on, sit on your couch, imbibe your favorite beverage, enjoy your favorite herbal supplement, and sink into the black hole with us.

ENJOY

THIS WEEK!!! Tom Cruise is the new host of Blue's Clues, we chronicle RDJ's career prolapse in a totally positive and unexpected way, and nightcap things with a song about how beatboxing would be the absolute best way to spread a virus if you were trying to do that sort of thing. Too on the nose? Maybe. We don't care!!

ENJOY!!

THIS WEEK! We attempt and fail spectacularly at creating songs that are 15 seconds long. We come dangerously close a few times, but eventually spin right off the whirl-a-gig into tales and jaunts that last far longer. Far, far longer. You'll just have to listen to the whole goddamn episode to see where we end up and how close we get--what a tragedy!

ENJOYYYYY!

THIS WEEK!! 2020 is amazing...for us, at least. Then, Rodney is _literally_ a six year old, a song about a time traveling fly whose sole purpose is to murder Hitler, and finally an epoch about a binary star system and two Suns, one good and one evil.

Grab your aunt, get into the time machine, and get ready!!

THIS WEEK!! We're going on a boat ride, mateys! This one is chock full, featuring two gripping tales from the high sea--one about the theoretical consumption of Mermaids, and the other how One Eye'd Willy from Goonies came to be. Also, a bonus tribute to Home Alone that TOTALLY isn't a tribute to Home Alone, and is about robots instead of a disappearing family.

Prepare to have your upper deck swabbed, ya land lubbers! Arrrrr!