The Alexandria Archives

By Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow, and Aaron Rehdactedd

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The Alexandria Archives episodes:

08.21.2019
Goodbye and Thank You From All Of Us
From All Of Us Here At The Alexandria Archives, Thank you.
07.25.2019
Ep39: The Long Game Part III
The End. Alexandria Archives is a Miscellaneous Nerdery Production is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow, and Aaron Redacted. Audio editing by Scott Thomas. Ray........................................................Daniel Foytik Morning Wood........................................Nicole Jorge SquintBOB……………......................…..Erin Lillis Gore.......................................................Uri Sacharow Jone.......................................................Joanna Gaskell Kilt.........................................................Aaron Redacted Blue.......................................................Scott Thomas The Revelator........................................Uri Sacharow The Ragnarok.......................................Scott Thomas Cassidy Nightengale.............................Alex Flanigan SCP Officer...........................................Scott Thomas Announcer.............................................Scott Thomas Gil..........................................................Alex...
05.30.2019
Ep38: The Long Game Part II
The End won't come without a fight. Alexandria Archives is a Miscellaneous Nerdery Production is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow, and Aaron Redacted. Audio editing by Scott Thomas. Ray........................................................Daniel Foytik Morning Wood........................................Nicole Jorge Gore.......................................................Uri Sacharow Jone.......................................................Joanna Gaskell Kilt.........................................................Aaron Redacted Blue.......................................................Scott Thomas The Revelator........................................Uri Sacharow Officer Lewis.........................................Scott Thomas Captain Woolley....................................Peter...
04.26.2019
Ep37: The Long Game Part I
All stories have an end, and this is the beginning of the end. Alexandria Archives is a Miscellaneous Nerdery Production is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow, and Aaron Redacted. Audio editing by Scott Thomas. Cassidy Nightingale...............................Alex Flanigan Ray........................................................Daniel Foytik Morning Wood........................................Nicole Jorge Gore.......................................................Uri Sacharow Jone.......................................................Joanna...
03.01.2019
Kilt & Gore Play It Safe: The Revelator Meets An Alien
The Revelator is too late to catch the destruction of the radio station, but someone else is waiting when he gets there.
02.12.2019
Jone And The Ragnarok
What sleeps below the surface of Alexandria comes calling... Jone……………………….Joanna Gaskell The Ragnarok…………....Scott Thomas SquintBOB………………..Erin Lillis KiltBOB…………………....Aaron Redacted BlueBOB…………………..Scott Thomas ShmerigBOB……………...Scott Thomas Vornado…………………...Scott Thomas PlumBOB………………….Deni Rite Merdahl Soldier…………...Meghan Tuten BOB Peon………………...Uri Sacharow Music: (In order of appearance) Kevin MacLeod - Antagonist A Myuu - The Myster Kevin Macleod - Echoes of Time Version Kevin MacLeod...
01.12.2019
Kilt & Gore Play It Safe: The Revelator Gets A Call
Some strange things are being seen in the skies-- thankfully The Revelator and the rest of AUFOC is on the case!
01.12.2019
Ep36: Follow
A pool party in the dead of winter? For sure! Just don't expect MW to jump in. Alexandria Archives is a Miscellaneous Nerdery Production and is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow and Aaron Redacted. “Follow” was written Nicole Jorge and read...
01.10.2019
Kilt & Gore Play It Safe: Gore Hears An Alarm
An ominous alarm is going off, can Gore get to the bottom of it in time?
12.24.2018
Ep35: The BOBs Save Christmas
An Old Friend of Kilt's needs the BOBs help to save Christmas! CREDITS KiltBOB.......................Aaron Redacted Gore...........................Uri Sacharow Ernie..........................Andy Dopieralski BlueBOB....................Scott Thomas Revelator..................Uri Sacharow Montegue Llamas.....Scott Thomas Announcer................Uri Sacharow Santa........................Scott C. Brown MUSIC In order of appearance: 1: Kevin MacLeod - Wish Background 2: Kevin MacLeod - Oh Little Town of Bethlehem 3: Myuu...
11.30.2018
Ep34: Out Of Time
A freak snowstorm has Morning Wood feeling a little lonely and one of Western Beacon Fire has gone out Credits Alexandria Archives is a Miscellaneous Nerdery Production and is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow and Aaron Redacted. Voicemail "Response From Amber"...
11.29.2018
Kilt & Gore Play It Safe: The One With The Studio Audience
Kilt and Gore Play It Safe is filmed live in front of a studio audience. Written by THE Alex Flanigan. Visit her site: therealalexflanigan.com (https://t.co/zEEetZhcvO?amp=1) Her Twitter: @coff33detective (https://twitter.com/coff33detective).
11.19.2018
Ep33 : Q&A With A Vampire Killer
MW reaches out to her audience to help solve a mystery left on her voicemail. Alexandria Archives is a Miscellaneous Nerdery Production and is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow and Aaron Redacted. Voicemail "Sounds of Silver" was written by Chris...
10.31.2018
Ep32: The Finley Letter
It's Halloween again and Morning Wood has some advice for some would-be revel-makers. Credits Alexandria Archives is a Miscellaneous Nedery Production and is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow and Aaron Redacted. Audio production by Scott Thomas. The Finley Letter is written...
10.30.2018
Kilt & Gore Play It Safe: The Haunted House
Kilt attempts to cash in on the Spooky season by setting up a haunted house in the BOB House. Written by THE Alex Flanigan. Visit her site: therealalexflanigan.com (https://t.co/zEEetZhcvO?amp=1) Performed by: @Timmerdoodles (https://twitter.com/Timmerdoodles), @l33t_h4x (https://twitter.com/l33t_h4x), and @coff33detective (https://twitter.com/coff33detective). Music By: Cryo Chamber https://cryochamber.bandcamp.com/album/nyarlathotep (https://cryochamber.bandcamp.com/album/nyarlathotep) and Kristine https://kristineofficial.bandcamp.com/track/radio (https://kristineofficial.bandcamp.com/track/radio)
10.12.2018
Ep31 : By Its Cover
Some familiar voices call in and MW has had just about enough of everyone's guff. Alexandria Archives is a Miscellaneous Nerdery Production and is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow and Aaron Redacted. Audio editing by Scott Thomas. “By Its Cover” was...
09.30.2018
Ep30 : The Clearing Ahead
It's a new school year and something in the air has people a little more twitchy than usual. Alexandria Archives is a Miscellaneous Nerdery Production and is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow and Aaron Redacted. Audio editing by Scott Thomas....
09.23.2018
Strange Interlude: The Dean's Meeting Notes
The Dean leads the last faculty meeting before the start of the school year. The Dean..............................Aaron Redacted CovenantBOB, Kilt, Blue, Gore, Recursive, Jone, Squint and Ragnarok are copyright Aaron Redacted and Jaaren Sacharow. Check out Jaaren's latest work here: http://adobekroger.com/
09.22.2018
Kilt & Gore Play It Safe: Big Vamp On Campus
Gwen has Shanghaied Gore into helping the incoming Freshmen, but one might need a bit more help than just moving a mini fridge. Written by Alex Flanigan.
08.14.2018
Strange Interlude: Arctic Postcards From Morning Wood
Finding a little downtime in her Arctic expedition, Morning Wood decides to shoot off a few postcards. CovenantBOB, Kilt, Blue, Gore, Recursive, Jone, Squint and Ragnarok are copyright Aaron Redacted and Jaaren Sacharow. Check out Jaaren's latest work here: http://adobekroger.com/
07.31.2018
Strange Interlude: Kilt & Gore Fix Up The Studio
Kilt and Gore fix up the WHAU studio after their little tiff with Jone while MW is away in the Arctic. Kilt................................... Aaron Redacted Gore.................................Uri Sacharow Steve................................Katya S. Alien Ensign.....................Stephanie Redacted Music Credits: "Radio" by Kristine https://kristineofficial.bandcamp.com/ “Touch” by Duett https://duett.bandcamp.com/ "Spacial Harvest" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons:...
07.24.2018
Quick Announcement From Morning Wood
Morning Wood has a quick announcement and needs to clear up a few rumors that've been flying around! CovenantBOB, Kilt, Blue, Gore, Recursive, Jone, Squint and Ragnarok are copyright Aaron Redacted and Jaaren Sacharow. Check out Jaaren's latest work here: http://adobekroger.com/
06.29.2018
Ep29: I Felt The Baby Kick
MW dabbles in couples counseling... Credits Alexandria Archives is a Miscellaneous Nerdery Production and is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow and Aaron Redacted. Audio editing by Scott Thomas. I Felt The Baby Kick was written by Blair Daniels and read by...
06.24.2018
Kilt and Gore Play It Safe - The Shield and Spear
Kilt and Gore try to unwind after another tough job... Credits Alexandria Archives is a Miscellaneous Nerdery Production and is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow and Aaron Redacted. Audio editing by Scott Thomas. Jone……………………………..Joanna Gaskell http://www.joannagaskell.com/ Kilt..................................................Aaron Redacted Gore.........................................................Uri Sacharow Music Mitch Murder https://mitchmurder.bandcamp.com/ (https://mitchmurder.bandcamp.com/) Traxx/Voyager 12 https://soundcloud.com/thevoyager12 https://itstraxx.bandcamp.com/ Thomas Prislac https://www.youtube.com/user/PDXVoiceTeacher CovenantBOB,...
06.18.2018
Ep28: Yankee At The Sitting-Up
It's summer in Alexandria, and your girl Morning Wood has the DL on how to make the most of it. Credits Alexandria Archives is a Miscellaneous Nerdery Production and is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow and Aaron Redacted. “Yankee At The...
05.31.2018
Ep27: These Damn Trees
Kilt has some answers to who might be behind the mysterious recording heard during the radio station trolling, but will answers only lead to more questions? Credits Alexandria Archives is a Miscellaneous Nerdery Production and is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow...
05.22.2018
Kilt & Gore Play It Safe: Blue And Gore Find A Cat
A mysterious cat shows up at the BOB house, but where did it come from?
05.21.2018
Ep26: The Long Night Out
A Strange, delicious smell is emanating from the Paquioc River and it’s making the residence of Alexandria a little rowdy. Credits Alexandria Archives is a Miscellaneous Nerdery Production and is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow and Aaron Redacted. “The Long...
04.29.2018
Kilt & Gore Play It Safe: The Elevator Game
A sinister online challenge has found its newest victim.
04.28.2018
Ep25: Missed Call
Something strange is afoot on the radio waves, and someone out there has a message for Morning Wood and the listeners of WHAU. Credits Alexandria Archives is a Miscellaneous Nerdery Production and is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow and Aaron...
04.18.2018
Ep24: Chester The Nightfly
Gore is burned out on school and MW is joined by Valerie from Student Counseling. Credits Alexandria Archives is a Miscellaneous Nedery Production and is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow and Aaron Redacted. Chester The Nightfly is written by Daniel...
03.19.2018
Kilt & Gore Play It Safe: Gore Gets A Call
Gore's studies are interrupted when a mysterious caller makes a very tempting offer.
03.16.2018
Ep23: There's Nothing In The Swamp
A curious caller strikes a nerve in a long held rivalry. Credits Alexandria Archives is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow and Aaron Redacted. "There's Nothing In The Swamp” was written and performed by Brock Winstead Morning Wood………………Nicole Jorge Caller 1……………………….Deni Rite Nate Calhoun……………….Adam Goodrich Alex...
02.23.2018
Kilt & Gore Play It Safe: A Mission To The Fae
Kilt has the BOBs on a dangerous mission to the Fae. Can they succeed?!
02.21.2018
Ep22: A Sense Of Danger
The Alexandria Archives has two very special and wildly unqualified guests. Credits Alexandria Archives is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow and Aaron Redacted. A Sense Of Danger is written by Ella Rautiainen and read by Alex Flanigan. Caller 1………………………….Andy Dopieralski http://www.twobards.com/ Caller...
01.22.2018
Ep21: Automatic Flowers
The new year is here and that means it’s time for the annual Scouring at the Kings Library to clear any unpleasantness from the stacks. Credits Alexandria Archives is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow and Aaron Redacted. “Automatic Flowers” was written...
12.12.2017
Ep20: Paranormal Appraisal 151
Alexandria is in the grips of Hurricane Nebuchadnezzar and your girl Morning Wood is your voice in the storm Credits Alexandria Archives is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow and Aaron Redacted. “Paranormal Appraisal 151” is written and read by Soren...
11.22.2017
BLACK FRIDAY/CYBER MONDAY ANNOUNCEMENT
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11.20.2017
Ep19: Damsel
Join your fellow AU students at the annual book fair on campus. Credits Alexandria Archives is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow and Aaron Redacted. “Damsel” is written by Tony Davis and read by Pacific Obadiah Morning Wood………………………….Nicole Jorge Misty…………………………………….Skye Norwood Vendor…………………………………..Alex Flanigan Author…………………………………...Addison Peacock Alan...
11.01.2017
Kilt & Gore Play It Safe: The Hag Vendetta
Kilt has a score to settle with something nasty.
10.31.2017
Ep18: Knock At The Window
It’s Halloween but your girl Morning Wood is having some trouble sleeping. Credits Alexandria Archives is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow and Aaron Redacted. “Knock At The Window” is written by Uri Sacharow and narrated by Joanna Gaskell: http://www.standardaction.com Morning Wood…………...
10.16.2017
Ep17: Roy
WHAU’s morning radio show, “Morning Munch” has a special guest host. Credits Alexandria Archives is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow and Aaron Redacted. “Roy” is written by arewemenoramidevo and narrated by Joanna Gaskell: http://www.standardaction.com MW...................Nicole Jorge The Buzz..........Brian Mansi Kilt....................Aaron Redacted Gore.................Uri Sacharow Music: Morning Wood’s theme...
09.29.2017
Ep16: Gordian Worm
A new school year is almost upon us. MW has a surprise guest with some special announcements. Remember, when moving into your respective dorms, lift with your legs--not your back. Credits Alexandria Archives is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow and Aaron...
09.19.2017
Kilt & Gore Play It Safe: Kilt & Pupper
Kilt and Pupper have a little chat
09.17.2017
Strange Interlude: Kilt & Gore's Infamous Playlist
Kilt needs to generate revenue for Covenant BOB: Alexandria Division, and he needs Gore’s assistance. Credits Alexandria Archives is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow and Aaron Redacted. MW..........Nicole Jorge Wythll:.....Joanna Gaskell https://www.facebook.com/joanna.gaskell Phil……...Addison Rose Peacock https://www.facebook.com/addison.r.peacock Gil………..Alex Flanigan https://www.facebook.com/allthatjazzzz Gore…….Uri Sacharow Twelvia…..Katya S. Kilt……….Aaron Redacted "Path of Suns"...
08.17.2017
Strange Interlude: Postcards From Morning Wood
Morning Wood takes some time away from the relaxation of her vacation in Innsmouth to correspond with her Alexandria comrades.
07.19.2017
Strange Interlude: Bothering the Talent with Novelist Drew Hayes
Steve the alien stumbles upon a transmission from an alternate dimension where our intrepid heroes converse with the insanely talented Drew Hayes. Credits Alexandria Archives is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow and Aaron Redacted. Steve..........Katya S. Lulu..........Stephanie Redacted You can find Drew Hayes's newest...
07.04.2017
QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT
Your girl Morning Wood is taking a little vacation, but don't worry she'll be back in time to start classes!
06.07.2017
Ep15: Outcall
It's Girl Scout cookie season in Alexandria, and MW gets a surprise visitor at the studio. Credits Alexandria Archives is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow and Aaron Redacted. “Out Call” is written and narrated by Soren Narnia--Check out his podcast:...
05.25.2017
Ep14: AURA
It’s Creation Fest, and the students of AU are ready to show off their work! Credits Alexandria Archives is produced by Nicole Jorge, Uri Sacharow and Aaron Redacted. “AURA” is written by Colleen Kochensparger (follow her on Twitter @colleenyourroom) and narrated...

What's The Alexandria Archives about?

Download our free app to listen on your phone

The Alexandria Archives episodes:

Goodbye and Thank You From All Of Us

Ep39: The Long Game Part III

Ep38: The Long Game Part II

Ep37: The Long Game Part I

Kilt & Gore Play It Safe: The Revelator Meets An Alien

Jone And The Ragnarok

Kilt & Gore Play It Safe: The Revelator Gets A Call

Ep36: Follow

Kilt & Gore Play It Safe: Gore Hears An Alarm

Ep35: The BOBs Save Christmas

Ep34: Out Of Time

Kilt & Gore Play It Safe: The One With The Studio Audience

Ep33 : Q&A With A Vampire Killer

Ep32: The Finley Letter

Kilt & Gore Play It Safe: The Haunted House

Ep31 : By Its Cover

Ep30 : The Clearing Ahead

Strange Interlude: The Dean's Meeting Notes

Kilt & Gore Play It Safe: Big Vamp On Campus

Strange Interlude: Arctic Postcards From Morning Wood

Strange Interlude: Kilt & Gore Fix Up The Studio

Quick Announcement From Morning Wood

Ep29: I Felt The Baby Kick

Kilt and Gore Play It Safe - The Shield and Spear

Ep28: Yankee At The Sitting-Up

Ep27: These Damn Trees

Kilt & Gore Play It Safe: Blue And Gore Find A Cat

Ep26: The Long Night Out

Kilt & Gore Play It Safe: The Elevator Game

Ep25: Missed Call

Ep24: Chester The Nightfly

Kilt & Gore Play It Safe: Gore Gets A Call

Ep23: There's Nothing In The Swamp

Kilt & Gore Play It Safe: A Mission To The Fae

Ep22: A Sense Of Danger

Ep21: Automatic Flowers

Ep20: Paranormal Appraisal 151

BLACK FRIDAY/CYBER MONDAY ANNOUNCEMENT

Ep19: Damsel

Kilt & Gore Play It Safe: The Hag Vendetta

Ep18: Knock At The Window

Ep17: Roy

Ep16: Gordian Worm

Kilt & Gore Play It Safe: Kilt & Pupper

Strange Interlude: Kilt & Gore's Infamous Playlist

Strange Interlude: Postcards From Morning Wood

Strange Interlude: Bothering the Talent with Novelist Drew Hayes

QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT

Ep15: Outcall

Ep14: AURA