The Aloönæ Show

The regular discusses how CO2 is extracted from the air to produce alcoholic drinks, a shift in content creation that’s geared more towards niche markets, rail strikes in the UK causing disruptions to commuters across the nation as well as the testing of a hardware free crypto wallet using a unique security approach amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regular discusses the next generation of the online creator economy, how different kinds of music affects our brains, OFCOM cracking down content relating to terrorist and hate groups as well as Quebec reimbursing local farmers for carbon market fuel tax amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regular discusses a storm tearing through Uttar Pradesh, India causing destruction, British Hedge fund founder appearing in court for sexual assault charges, the chances of ever going into space someday as well as the success and drawbacks of DiVine upon its global launch amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regular discusses the music artists who will headline the FIFA World Cup Final Halftime Show, the first straight year of US drug overdose decline, Mayor of Vancouver allegedly using AI to do tasks for him claiming to be personal as well as big name celebrities announced to attend the Dior Cruise Show amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regular discusses the scale of the Hantavirus and its theatrics, allegations around Michael Jackson resurfacing as his biopic comes out in theatres, local people protesting against constructing new data centres in their communities as well as Arsenal avoiding VAR decision that draws them closer to the Premier League title amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regular discusses a brain chip roll out experiment in Los Angeles, the rise of Social Media 2.0 and updates on Byte’s revival project, a cruise ship disembarking in Spain amid Hantavirus cases as well as AI being the reason for job layoffs for the second month in a row amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regulars discuss the outcome of the UK local elections that has happened regarding the gains and losses of each party, the formation of new English Unitary Councils East and West Surrey as well as wondering if Alberta would secede from Canada amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regular discusses Bonnie Taylor’s successful surgery during her hospitalisation, Coinbase experiencing problems relating to server operations, controversy around Russia competing at this year’s Venice Biennale as well as insights on the Hantavirus cases so far and procedures to prevent further infections amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regular discusses the potential outcomes for the UK local elections, confirmation from scientists that dogs are good at detecting a person’s vibe if they are trustworthy or not, Britney Spears pleading guilty for driving under the influence and what happens next for the singer as well as astronomers in Japan believed to have discovered a planet that could sustain life amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regular discusses a man in England setting up his own toll road when construction work for the main roads were still being done, debates around what kinds of material is appropriate for children if not in any public setting, a new preliminary contract been negotiated between SAG-AFTRA and major studios as well as a protest bursting in the middle of a snooker tournament amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as/legitimate sources or criticisms*