The Amateur Austenite

Colonel Brandon's departure leads to some scandalous behaviour, but the rumour is, he's hiding scandals of his own.

It's pretty clear that Marianne loves Willoughby and there's speculation that Elinor loves someone who's name begins with F

Marianne and Willoughby shamelessly dance while Elinor plays disapproving wallflower with Colonel Brandon

We get to know Willoughby and learn he's not a fan of the Colonel

Truth is violently outraged - get it on a notebook, cushion, tote bag, badge or magnet

You are endeavouring to disarm me by reason - get it on a card, cushion, poster, womens shirt or mens shirt (because apparently t-shirts are gendered).

Finally it seems like a real hero has arrived!

Colonel Brandon loves Marianne but does Edward love Elinor?

Dinner at Barton Park to meet Colonel Brandon and Mrs Jennings - both very old.

The Dashwood ladies arrive at Barton Cottage, Daisy makes a dash for it and Rachel has her eyes on Sir John

The Dashwood girls are leaving Norland

Correction: Lucy’s uncle is at Longstaple near Plymouth 

I manage to trip Emma into putting on her doctors hat (but it is not medical advice)

Agatha Christie has examples of random family members living with the people that have money

Everyone is watching Elinor and Edward very closely.

Is Sir John the real hero of the novel? (or is he secretly Santa?)

We also touch on how communication has gotten worse in the age of technology and hype the eatchoice app.