There is drama in the strawberry fields of Donwell

Mr Knightley is suspicious but Rachel suspects Miss Bates could keep a secret

Harriet discards her obsession with Mr Elton and declares she will never marry her new love

Frank is a hero, Harriet is a damsel in distress and everyone is using racial slurs

The quote from Persuasion was “this pathetic piece of family history”

We discuss the dedication of Emma to the Prince Regent and propose that Miranda Hart does a one woman adaptation of Austen which some how segues into the muppets - oh and it's the ball.

Is Emma vain or does her behaviour make sense based on Frank's behaviour?

Mrs Elton has a tennis match conversation with Mr Weston, we discuss Frank's childhood

Ok so I made another t-shirt

Talking about Sense and Sensibility, Austen said: “I can no more forget it than a mother can forget her sucking child.”

TW: Slavery, racism

Mrs Elton is rude and Frank is coming back!

And I made a shirt...

Mrs Elton sucks and is a bully at the dinner party Emma throws for her

Of course I made the tshirt

Mrs Elton sucks, Mr Elton would be a better person had he married a better wife (as would many men in Austen), Mr Knightley isn’t in love with Jane Fairfax

I mention Pride & Promiscuity: the lost sex scenes of Jane Austen by Arielle Eckstut

Apologies for some background noise