We're back and we have a very special episode for you all! Not only do we have the regular summaries of the comic and our opinions on this episode's song, but there has been new coheed music released since we recorded last. We bring you exclusive new hot takes on their latest song: The Dark Sentencer! 

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This cover is a Whole THing

Mayo, the only competent person in the story

Have you not read a book before?

This is the stance

MAYO IS COOL

Jesse's extremely obvious secret plan both works and fails in a single page

He said the line!

Remember the Onstantine Priests? Well there's one more!

Jesse says his goodbyes

Our heroes!

In which Claudio takes the biggest L that he has ever taken. Come around the fire, and let us tell you the origin story of this whole album, and find out how this came to be.

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Mayo is cool

Gross, chase

Claudio why are you saying that?

It would be easier if Jesse just explained his extremely obvious plan

Sled Chase!

I can't not see that as that one shot from The Phantom Menace

You should have started with the armada

I like this quiet moment...

...cut into the reality of Ryder's relationship. It's one of the few moments of this comic that gets to something honest about how fucked up men can be writing their wish fulfilment stories.

DUN DUN DUN

When last we left our heroes, they were on a planet that nobody could see in the universe where its defining characteristic is that it is physically impossible to have an 'unknown' planet on account of them being bound together by magic soul energy that glows blue. We here at The Amory Score have been cataloging the various bizarre choices of The Amory Wars for months now, and we still find it in ourselves, somehow, to be legitimately upset at this rejection of worldbuilding.

We're back, baby.

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Ten Speed is a child

This generic villain scene goes on FOREVER

The Amory Vore

he's fucking BACK

Chase doesn't give a fuck

This is just a good panel! I like this one

Here it is. The page we've been waiting for. Mayo's glorious parade.

Hello! Hi! I hope our absence hasn't been too hard on you all. The good news is, our long national nightmare of me "being at school" is now over and Molly and I are going to be back on our biweekly schedule from next week! It's time! 

But we have one last little treat for you before that, and it's a little reel of our backup recordings, of the shit that we get up to when we're not recording the episode. It's very, very stupid.

Hey everyone, there is no episode this week! I'm still in the hell that is university work and I've spent all day packing my shit to move across the country, so arranging me and Molly's schedule to get the episode up and finished proved impossible. However, I put aside enough time to record a quick thing about some of the other music that I like that you are all free to roast me for. 

Don't record podcasts on your own. It drains you. It drains you in your soul. 

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There are many reasons to become a god. Perhaps you hate god, and by ascending to godhood yourself, you can kill him and end the suffering of the people. Perhaps you wish to create something in your image, or perhaps you are simply bored. But really, why does man do anything? What spurs a man to both bare and shield his soul in the same breath, to create and destroy in equal measure, to confuse hate and love as if they were but one emotion? Why, there is only ever one answer: tfw no gf.

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THE GUN ARM RETURNS

This is the page that keeps on giving. Every single detail is a gift.

Seems like a fun place

what the hell is up with Chase in this panel

1: Doom Marine Jesse
2: Bad Invisible Groping

Sizer's back in action! He looks completely different!

Ryder lookin' all "so you're saying there's a chance"

Do not talk to the bicycle in front of guests, Ryder

HOLY SHIT IT'S

THIS GUY

WHOEVER HE IS

We've had a little delay in bringing this episode to you but never fear, The Amory Score is here to let you know just what the fuck is going on in Heaven's Fence. And the answer? Well, something incredibly boring. There are no fucking bicycles here. Only sadness, will you find.

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Chair way too far away.

Chair right there! What!

All valid points, Claudio

We're going back to our favourite well.

That's right. It's more Josephine.

Love too have sweet romantic scenes with my blue wife as we sit on the beds my siblings were poisoned to death in

See, like the thing from the-! Like the other-! It's all connected.

You fucking blew up her back yard.

Gang's all ready to go.

In the weeks leading up to this album, you may have heard us mention "The Bicycle." You may have thought, why are they talking about a bicycle? Why are they seemingly excited for a bicycle? What could this Bicycle possibly be?

Well, my friends, those questions are answered today. Enter: Ten Speed.

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Where could the bike have gone......

Claudio looks stoned as hell here.

HE'S A FUCKING BICYCLE

Arthur Meme Stay Away From My Girl

Okay. I'm calling bullshit on 'Amory Drive.'

Later, Ryder decides to set up the demon bicycle by his workstation.

He's not a good writer.

And here's Ambellina. You better believe she's naked.

Anyway, what's the exact thing you don't want the the love of your life to walk in on you doing?

In the latest Amory Score, we finally reach Coheed and Cambria's most popular song, and really start to drill down into the artistic ethics of wifemurder.

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Normal running poses.

This all seems reasonable.

Yep. Very reasonable response to a breakup.

33! Like from the thing!

HE'S BACK

Remember the flies? They're also back.

God Mayo is the fucking coolest.