Hey everyone, Jackson here with a quick little update: we've had to push this week's Amory Score to next week. I've been very busy with deadlines at school, Molly's very busy with work, and the only times we were both free to record were in the early hours of the morning, so we thought it better to record a much more awake and well-made episode next week.

I really am sorry about this! I know it's the best decision for the show in the long run but I still feel really awful about this, so to tide you over I've talked a little bit about one of the demo songs we skipped: Elf Tower New Mexico. Released only in an enhanced edition years later, this song dares to ask the question: what would a song sound like if it wasn't good enough to make the cut?

I hope you enjoy the little bonus, and I apologise again for the delay. I'll see everyone next week with the return of the Real Shit.

Last time, Claudio sat down on his girlfriend's lawn and started telling his story to a dog. This time, he continues by telling the story of people who he doesn't know and don't know him to the dog. Let's just go with it.

Deep on the storm planet of Donar, Inferno's forces wait for the moment of battle against Wilhelm Ryan's Red Army. Before long, all paths lead to a climactic confrontation on the plains of Silent Earth: 3...

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CHARACTERS

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Jesse "Inferno" Kilgannon

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Chase

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Sizer

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Ondria

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Mayo Deftinwolf

PANELS

Ryan is so evil that he has imprinted himself onto the mind of every Dog.

I like this panel. House atlantic has a good creepy vibe.

This is some of the worst plotting I have ever seen. This comic has two authors.

I too have seen Attack of the Clones

I would much rather just have the Evil Star Trek Adventure of Mayo Deftinwolf

Here's Chase, our ten-year-old looking adult girl. I'm sure this will be extremely well handled.

Ondria gives Sizer a good ol' talking to.

Battle on the storm planet!

This is just how they open one of the issues. Big ol gory Metal Cover. I'm fairly sure this doesn't actually happen.

Mayo, my dude, it's ok.

Here we have some prime Comic Book Tity Physics going on.

ARM THE WIFE CANNON

tfw you have to explain this shit to your boss

What the HELL is up with this transition? It's not motivated by anything, there's no real or thematic connection between these places...

...but they do it anyway! why not?

Normal Walking Pose

Jesse gets the door shut in his goddamn face.

CHOSEN ONE PROPHECIES

THESE. ARE.

COOL. SPACESHIPS.

Mayo > Jesse

Jesse gets heckled at his own rallying cry. Hoisted.

A double page spread; Wilhelm Ryan is actually here on the planet!

Jesse lines his entire army up in one small canyon, preumably because he loves losing so much.

The IRO-Bots do their thing! Sizer...

...Hack...

...Many...

...And Chase.

Mayo witnesses Chase's power and realises just how boned he is.

Ten years ago, Coheed and Cambria killed their children and almost destroyed the whole universe. Many thought that was the end of it, but their valiant struggle is continued by their son Claudio and their brother Jesse, and thus begins the tale ten years later, In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3...

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CHARACTERS

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Claudio Kilgannon

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Apollo

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Coheed Kilgannon (Ghost)

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Jesse "Inferno" Kilgannon

PANELS

Claudio, outside Newo's house, too scared to call his high school ex after ten years because that's fucking creepy. So he has a chat with her dog instead, because that's normal.

Claudio at his most relatable, yelling at his mental image of Coheed for making, at every stage, the worst decision imaginable.

Jesse. What the fuck.

It is tough being an immortal blue space wife, sometimes you just faint out of nowhere and need a good space trucker to catch you.

Claudio breaks his ten year vow of silence...

...by introducing a new Special Boy power, unseen by the audience until now.

And here we have it. Possibly the stupidest moment in all of these comics until now.

Ambellina is here and she's ten times more fucky than before!

The Second Stage Turbine Blade has come to a close, but before we move onto the next album, we're doing a special episode and bringing on M, who likes the show but absolutely does not like the band, to try to see how well they have held onto the events of the book from listening to the podcast alone.

If you've not listened to The Amory Score and want to understand what is happening before we talk about In Keeping Secrets (the best album, thank you), then this is as good a place as any to jump in. But you'll still be lost. We all are. I wonder if we'll ever find ourselves again.

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The immediate crisis has ended, and Coheed and Cambria are no more, but there are still matters to be attended to within Heaven's Fence. Mariah's rebellion still fights Ryan's Red Army and Mayo Deftinwolf in the ruins of Paris: Earth, while across the stars, a special boy struggles with his destiny...

Join us for the first album's finale, the end of Second Stage Turbine Blade...

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Mariah Antillarea

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Jesse "Inferno" Kilgannon

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Mayo Deftinwolf

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Claudio Kilgannon

PANELS

Mariah continues her fight while Mayo spots her and moves in, accompanied by several thousand sound effects.

Jesse is forced to watch as the last surviving Wife is finally put to rest...

Mayo presents his trophy to Ryan, placing him back in the Tri-Mage's good graces. What's in the box?

A lone Star on Shylos Ten pushes one of the Red Army guards into the Keywork. Because the Red Army just operate a Slave Farming Soul Farm, apparently. #Edgey

Claudio and Cecil are attacked by a Priest. Which is more than a little awkward.

Claudio has a good old whine about the special boy powers which have now saved his life like twenty bajillion times.

Thanks to an intervention from the guards, Claudio and Cecil escape the priest unmurdered and undetected.

But then Cecil catches him stealing. And that simply won't do.

Please enjoy a whole page of questionable art as Cecil kicks Claudio out of the camp.

CUT TO THE EPILOGUE. Jesse's a boxer now.

It ends with a fucking bananas final page. Claudio has not spoken to a SOUL in six years. He has completely embraced nihlism, and grown extreme facial hair. One of the panels looks like he is recieving a facial. See you fucking next time.

Last time, everyone went to Paris: Earth, Coheed became SkullGreymon, and Wilhelm Ryan started acting like he had already won. But what the fuck did the transformation do? What's happening to Cambria? What is anyone's plan, and how many wives will die? All these questions and more will be answered in this dramatic episode of: The Amory Score.

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Coheed Kilgannon

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Cambria Kilgannon

PANELS

Coheed and Cambria as The Monstar and The White Ruineer, respectively.

We get this Double Page Spread as they both shoot the hell off into space.

Bloop.

The Keywork breaks apart! Why is Actual Earth there?!?!?!

This is why you don't bring a skull-gun-arm to a sword fight.

The last thought Coheed has is "why is my Wife stabbing me?"

And with this conveniently placed titty transformation, Cambria goes full Romeo and Juliet

Oh COME on.

The Prise, the Wives of the Universe, prepare to make their final sacrifice.

And with the ultimate Wife Death, the day is "saved," and Ryan's (unknown) evil plan moves closer to completion...

All roads lead to Paris: Earth in this action packed episode of The Amory Score. After taking a breather last week to check in with Patrick, a boy who was not at all special, this week we speed towards the climax of the album, as the stakes are raised, cliffhangers are reached, and Claudio's high school girlfriend must be protected.

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CHARACTERS

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Coheed Kilgannon

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Cambria Kilgannon

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Mariah Antillarea

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Jessee "Inferno" Kilgannon

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Mayo Deftinwolf

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Newo Ikkin

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Claudio Kilgannon

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Ambellina

PANELS

The Expository Cops are here to bring everyone up to speed on the situation.

Ambellina shows up like the Terminator, please enjoy this page for a class in how not to draw Women's Anatomy.

Claudio's goodbye letter to Newo is a lot.

I want everyone to bet whether this Dog makes it or not.

Meanwhile, Jesse gets extremely murdered.

Just kidding he's totally fine!

While Coheed is captured, Mayo comes to give him a good, healthy spit in the face.