The Answer’s a Lemon

By The Answer’s a Lemon

The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes.

Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with qu... more

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How many episodes does The Answer’s a Lemon have?

The podcast currently has 77 episodes available.

The Answer’s a Lemon episodes:

May 13, 202547: Pets as Pokemon
Diego used Flamethrower. It was super effective!

Questions asked:
What was the skill that you really wanted as a kiddo, but were unable to achieve?
What are your pet(s)'s four Pokemon moves?
About what "insignificant" subject are you madly passionate?
What unitasker do we actually need?

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Artwork by @Melindaington

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54min
April 29, 202546: The World Championship of Arguing
Evan got to meet people in real life. It was dope because you're dope.

Questions asked:
Which punctuation mark represents you?
You win mega millions. What is your first fun purchase?
Calling all artists! What would you want your local craft fair booth to be?
You've been inducted into the human being hall of fame. What for?

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Artwork by @Melindaington

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1h 15min
April 15, 202545: Bad Tattoos, Lost Media, and Chores
CW: nightmares, body horror (teeth, eyeballs). 00:09:54-00:15:12

Wanna trade media?

Questions asked:
What concept/experience do we need a word for in English?
If you could eliminate one household chore from existence, what would it be?
Two-for-one special. You have to get a matching tattoo with someone. Who and what?
What media do you have that you don't think anyone else ever will?

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Artwork by @Melindaington

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1h 15min
April 01, 202544: Music, Shame, and Politics
Please don't vote for us.

Questions asked:
If you were to get one, what would your next piercing be?
What band has zero right being as good as they are?
What's something you just don't give a shit about?
Congratulations on your political nomination. What tune are you blasting to open your rally?

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Artwork by @Melindaington

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1h 11min
March 18, 202543: What Would Cool Conor Steal?
We yell at each other a lot in this episode. We deserve it.

Questions asked:
Hollywood called. You landed a gig as an extra. What movie and what part?\
What is your favorite cutesy phrase? (Shakin' bacon, later alligator, let's rock and roll)
What is your thrifting holy grail?
What's your go-to kitchen hack?

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Artwork by @Melindaington

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1h 3min
March 04, 202542: The Gary Paulsen Conspiracy
Raise your malort, it's another episode!
Mistborn spoilers from 1:25:40 - 1:27:48.
Questions asked:
What conspiracy theory are you starting?
What's the most memorable moment you got out of reading a book?
Which nondescript item of yours is most sentimental?
You're racing the Iditarod. What are your dogs names?

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Artwork by @Melindaington

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1h 30min
February 18, 202541: A Collective of Like-Minded Individuals Seeking to Embetter One Another
This one's for you Marisa!

Questions asked:
What equipment from Zelda do you want to own?
What's in your dragon hoard?
What shouldn't you be listening to at the gym that you still do?
What does your cult worship?

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Artwork by @Melindaington

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52min
February 04, 202540: Frogs, and Dinosaurs, and Wombats, Oh My!
Friends talking about animal friends.

Questions asked:
If you could have a dog-sized dinosaur as a pet, what would it be?
Do you have a best concert memory?
What's your go-to family comfort food?
What do you like about frogs?

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Artwork by @Melindaington

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1h 5min
January 21, 202539: Evan and the Wonderful, Fabulous, Quite Great, Very Good Day
Wonder how long this'll last?

Questions asked:
Ignore the morality of cannibalism, what is the most delicious dieter? (Vegetarian, all-arounder, ketogenic, etc.)
You can get rid of having to do all chores save for one. Which is it?
You could have a LEGO set of anything, what is it? (Leah)
How do you alleviate the blues when you're feeling sad?

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Artwork by @Melindaington

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1h 3min
January 07, 202538: BINGO! You Won Anxiety
A new year is upon us and the same nonsense is coming from your speakers.

Conor talks about Bingo. It makes Evan stressed.

Questions asked:
What job do you really want robots to take over?
What fictional sport do you want made a reality?
What's a minor goal you want to achieve?
What's something you know too much about?

Send us your weird questions:
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Website:
theanswerisalemon.com

Artwork by @Melindaington

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1h 7min

FAQs about The Answer’s a Lemon:

How many episodes does The Answer’s a Lemon have?

The podcast currently has 77 episodes available.