The Answer’s a Lemon

By The Answer’s a Lemon

The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes.

Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with qu... more

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How many episodes does The Answer’s a Lemon have?

The podcast currently has 77 episodes available.

The Answer’s a Lemon episodes:

December 24, 202437: Merry Krampusmas! [feat. Erin]
The creepiest episode we've ever done.

Happy Holidays -- love ya, see you next year!

Questions asked:
Oh no, you're on the naughty list. How are you convincing Santa to change his mind?
What band needs to make a holiday album?
What would be your ideal tree topper, regardless of tradition?
Which present (given or received) holds a dear, dear place in your heart?
Santa's Reindeer ate some ecoli carrots. What is St. Nick's B-Team roster?

Send us your weird questions:
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Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

Website:
theanswerisalemon.com

Artwork by @Melindaington

Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
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1h 31min
December 10, 202436: Conortron-3000 Odd God DX Model
Hoooooooooooboy!

Technical difficulties and mental lapses abound in this manic pixie dream episode.

Please check out SOS Pro Wrestling on their YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtoktQ66MfEf7k7Y013SDQ

R.I.P. Big Cat

Questions asked:
What's your comfort show/movie?
Your application to become a demon has been accepted. What mildly annoying curse do you create for Satan's practical exam?
What's your favorite dragon?
Who's winning the WWE Smackdown finals? Crazy Cat LADY or Three Kidz in a Trenchcoat? (Bonus: But what! Who's that with the chair?)

Send us your weird questions:
[email protected]

Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

Website:
theanswerisalemon.com

Artwork by @Melindaington

Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
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59min
November 26, 202435: A Scamp, an Imp, and a Rascal...
Our favorite part of YOUR personality? That you have great taste in podcasts. :)

Questions asked:
What's a mutation you want to see in people?
Coffee or tea?
Would you rather be a scamp, an imp, or a rascal?
What's your favorite part about your personality?

Send us your weird questions:
[email protected]

Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

Website:
theanswerisalemon.com

Artwork by @Melindaington

Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
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55min
November 12, 202434: Zettaflare to Booptown
Pet your sabrecat, tip your maid, and roll a joint because we're watching DBZ Abridged, kids.
DBZA Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nYozPLpJRE&list=PL6EC7B047181AD013

Questions asked:
Of which Pokemon nickname are you proudest?
Weed names are dope (lol). What would you call your new strain?
You're a unit in a tactical JRPG. What class have you enlisted as?
What media from your formative years should someone experience to better understand you as a person?

Send us your weird questions:
[email protected]
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington

Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
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58min
October 29, 202433: The 2024 Spooky Special (feat. Erin)
It's officially an annual celebration. Stay spooky, y'all.

Questions asked:
Your Ouija board session went awry. Who were you calling? Who answered?
If you're a ghost, how do you make yourself known to the humans?
You work at a staffing agency and Dracula drops off his resume. What type of job do you recommend him for?
Needles in the candy is so 2009. What is the new wave of moral panic?
If you were in a classic slasher flick, how far do you make it before the killer gets you?

Send us your weird questions:
[email protected]
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington

Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
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1h 36min
October 15, 202432: We're Not Sorry.
The boys may be back together in body, but in mind, they are anywhere else. Not sorry for the weird energy brought on this one. You know what you're getting yourself into.

Questions asked:
In money-less society, what is your currency of choice?
You can only eat 1 item of food forever. Can't spice it up, but serve in different ways.
No judgment judgment zone. What's your petty gripe about others?
What's the new urban legend you're sowing among the masses?

Send us your weird questions:
[email protected]
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington

Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
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56min
October 01, 202431: Half as Long, Twice as Fun
Despite a broken spine and a looming vacation, the boys are back to answer half as many questions as usual.

Questions asked:
Carrie fisher was found bathed in moonlight, strangled by her own bra." How are you going out?
What's your childhood "When I'm an adult..." desire that you actually do as an adult?

Send us your weird questions:
[email protected]
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington

Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
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37min
September 17, 2024 30: The One Year Anniversary Spectacular
I am in so much pain. We talk about old questions here.
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1h 3min
September 03, 202429: Furry or Scaly?
Don't move; just hug your lizard girlfriend instead.

Questions asked:
What is the worst tattoo you'd be willing to get?
What animal or monster benefits the most from a kaiju-sized upgrade?
Be honest: furry or scaly?
Everything else about the movie and the acting and plot are the same, what role do you replace with a cardboard cutout of the actor?

Send us your weird questions:
[email protected]
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington

Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
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1h 1min
August 20, 2024Episode 28: New Holiday Just Dropped
Stuff's weird. These questions are weirder.

Questions asked:
We deserve a new holiday. What's actually worth celebrating? (Bonus: When would it be?)
Get ready for GDQ! What video game are you speedruning?
Your family's safe. Your pets are safe. You. Are safe. For what three items are you running back into your burning home?
If you got one cyborg upgrade, what would it be?

Send us your weird questions:
[email protected]
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington

Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
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1h 1min

FAQs about The Answer’s a Lemon:

How many episodes does The Answer’s a Lemon have?

The podcast currently has 77 episodes available.