The Answer’s a Lemon

By The Answer’s a Lemon

The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes.

Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with qu... more

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How many episodes does The Answer’s a Lemon have?

The podcast currently has 77 episodes available.

The Answer’s a Lemon episodes:

March 19, 2024Episode 17: The Food Fight
Good God, the boys were hungry in this one.

Questions asked:
What kind of "I know a guy" guy do you want to be?
What fast food dealio do you want to make a comeback?
Which food mascot would win in a battle royale against the other brand personae?
Gordon Ramsey kicks your door in and demands a meal. How are you appeasing him?

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Website:
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Artwork by @Melindaington

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1h 5min
March 05, 2024Episode 16: Clifford the Big, Red Kaiju
Just the boys this episode. They talk about all the classics: kaiju, weird bodies, Pokemon. Y'know.

Questions asked:
What's your favorite kaiju?
What would be the name and recipe for a cocktail created by you?
If you could do any carnival sideshow routine, what would it be?
Which Pokemon do you want be real and be your little (?) buddy?

Send us your weird questions:
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Website:
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Artwork by @Melindaington

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1h 5min
February 20, 2024Episode 15: A Brunch with Death (feat. Sofìa)
Sofìa really elevates this episode. Conor and Evan bring it right back down.

Questions asked:
What is your favorite song not in your native language?
What is the least traditionally masculine thing about you? (Bonus: What is the least traditionally feminine thing about you?)
Would you rather to perfectly understand your pets or to have your pets perfectly understand you?
What animal, creature, or organism would you remove from the face of the Earth?
Which fictional character would you invite to brunch?
Songs from the episode:
Conor: Ai no Uta
Sofìa: Deja Vu
Evan: Seichoutsuu
Send us your weird questions:
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BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington

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1h 31min
February 06, 2024We Win Conor Over inThis Episode (feat. Erin)
Are you feeling the love? Or at least whatever we're talking about?

Questions asked:
You are now Cupid. What are you shooting at your love struck fools?
How can someone win you over?
What are you leaving on the doorstep of your enemy?
What's the best love song?
What's something small, but endearing about your partner?

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BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington

Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
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1h 7min
January 23, 2024The JNCO Singularity (feat. Leah)
Hoo boy, do we hop aboard the Nightmare Skool Bus in this one, folks!

Questions asked:
How do you feel about liminal spaces?
What fashion item/trend do you want to make a return with gusto?
If you could make a trading card game out of any subject, what would it be?
What do you want to happen to your body when you die?

Send us your weird questions:
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TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington

Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
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1h 5min
January 09, 2024Lucifer Evolved
We dip into the past and it just goes to show: we've always loved weird questions.

Questions asked:
You can have any animal, any size, as a pet. what is it?
If you were the god of something, what would you want it to be?
What's the worst thing you've ever eaten?
Who is your favorite mononymn?

Send us your weird questions:
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TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington

Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
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1h 11min
December 26, 2023Who Wants to Be A JoJo’s Stand User?
There's weird energy on this one, folks! Luckily, your God of Odd and Humble Host translate it into humor.

Questions asked:
If you had to live out the rest of your existence as a toy, what would you be?
You can either have ketchup on everything you eat forever or never have vinegar again. Which?
Bagel or donut?
Dogs have had it too good for too long, it's time for an upgrade. What's one thing you would change about dogs to create Dogs 2.0?

Send us your weird questions:
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Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon

Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington

Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
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1h 2min
December 12, 2023That One Holiday Special (feat. Erin)
Holidays, Hallmark, and a hell of a lot of family baggage come up in this one, folks. Happy Winter celebrations to all of you!

Questions asked:
What non-holiday item/place SCREAMS yuletide for you?
What holiday media would you wipe from collective memory?
If you play dreidel, what do you want to be up for grabs as the prize?
You set an extra plate out for Christmas Eve dinner, who do you hope is showing up on your doorstep?

Send us your weird questions:
[email protected]
Chill with us on social:
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TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon

Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington

Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
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1h 14min
November 28, 2023Con(n)or Cast
Con(n)or, noun: The entity resulting from a Dragonball Z Fusion Dance between Conor and Connor.

Questions asked:
If you were an exercise, which would you be?
Overnight, the human race becomes totally chill about public nudity. What's the best and worst thing about this?
What is your guilty pleasure video game?
What is your go-to snakemeal?
The wheels of fate turned in your favor. What media (series, movie, game) gets a continuation or update that's not just a desperate cash grab?

Send us your weird questions:
[email protected]
Chill with us on social:
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TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon

Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington

Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
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1h 45min
November 14, 2023Cat Break!
So, that's what I did.

Questions asked:
What's your favorite video game OST?
Baths or showers?
What is your heel wrestling Persona?
If you were cursed to live out the rest of your life as an animal, what would be the cruelest and most ironic choice?

Send us your weird questions:
[email protected]
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon

Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington

Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
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1h 24min

FAQs about The Answer’s a Lemon:

How many episodes does The Answer’s a Lemon have?

The podcast currently has 77 episodes available.