The Apocal-Cast

Our Friend Ship Sinks - Sophie takes command with a bold maneuver! RATSQUID?

Jad and Sara heat up a piece of metal with the letters "OPC" on it and scalds Pats balls so as to leave a mark. We here at the Apocal-Cast don't make the rules we just enforce them. Tom's hates short people. How democracy was restored. "The Committee to Build a Giant Fucking Triangle, Except in Three Dimensions." Squid! Jad pleads guilty to squid crime.

Got milk you pieces of shit?

Pat Returns from Staten Island, much cooler. Senator Roll objects to farts. Sewer Boy becomes Sewer man. Tom Tenny fakes his farts- The mysterious shoe - Sara Steele tells the story of what she saw while covering the Paul manafort trial.

The Framers.

Black Dress and Bells, show us your bitcoin. Fuck the Beatles! Sara will fuck your brain. Andrew is a lawyer. Peter from "What Would Save the World?" Shows up. Shitcoin! "Mr. Roll goes to Washington!" 45 minutes of debate on the Cuckolding and Sharia Act of 2004. CURTAILED!

Our sponsor Michael Cohen Attorney at Law will take the hit and teach you how to love. Jad is a healer. Dead Weight. Sphere cucked! Patrick takes a heroic stand in favor of Nordic Tuba Music. Popavich lays down the law. SOROS! Northwest Al ewwwww gross! Kimono Dragons. Erika complains about the scum. We release raccoons to deal with the squirrel problem, but end up having to release boa constrictors to deal with the fucking raccoons. The Zuckerberg Hearings. Chris Christie was an inside job. Leave Earth on a comet! Shaaaaaaallllllllaaaaaaabbbbeeeeeerrrrrrrrggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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