Our Friend Pati of RFB's Loca Vibes Radio joins us for a fun discussion. Our friend Rafah calls in to discuss the death sentence that Lena Dunham has imposed on him.

The country has darn gone to hell! Bedtime stories of the great coal harvest. We are way better than Dylan. Making decisions for models. The Apocal-cast is great! Roy Moore is only a pedophile because he believes sleeping with teenagers powers the sun. The miracle of the bus driver who didn't kill a guy. Patrick is a hero who saved an old man!

Sara and Patrick reflect on over a decade with the Filthy Maudlins at the forefront rock and roll, driving human creativity for the rest of the species. Yet another incident of cameras being shoved into Sara's esophagus and Patrick vomiting in pain while picking her up at the hospital. Patrick will kill you in Player Unknown's Battlegrounds! How to win by fighting dirty in real life! People aren't thinking enough about Jesus. Jersey represent!

You were fucking me over form the start. Conservative media gets a comeuppance. Sara is amazing at recognizing Opera, straddling the line between steeze and expertise. The apical-cast was on TV yet again. Tales of revenge on Nazi scum. Whose ancestors are more imbred Patrick, Jad or Sara. The predictal-cast of Pat’s American birth. Jad’s steeze, protecting Old Glory from the cops. Fuck of Traitor Narc Fuck. Erdogan’s bodyguards are going to replace all the subway flags with Turkish ones. Why is every movie set in Montana or Nebraska instead of New York and LA? We have weird listeners in Canada and Iraq. Subway ads that really speak to me as a millennial New Yorker. You can be a dick to a different person every day in New York but be careful not to get addicted to being a dick. We are ALL still Jenny from the block.

Violet and Midwest Al prepare to give birth to the future avenger of America. Even since Jad was a child his family said "no quarter to traitors." More tales of horror from Irish Catholic French School. Good lookin Brazillians, The Tale of the Zuck. The Genius of the Skunk! Crazy tales of ISIS, Wacky Adventures. Oh JESUS THE NIBBLING! Pence will ban tampons on airplanes. Becoming Northwest Al! Tales of seed. Jared Kushner's fantastic voice.

We welcome our glorious guest with a sacrifice and an Apocal-song in which we denounce our previous guests. Snuggling and Smuggling. Track Suits. Which Country Has the Stupidest Uniforms? Fun opium related twitter mishaps. How dare Violet use her pregnancy to dodge the Apocal-Cast?, Lady Gaga comes by, Giant bricks of hash. Horrifying memories of childhood shopping. Horrible memories of public defecting. The entire Apocal-Cast is nude. Jesus was good at marketing. Honey I Shrank My Dick! Private Thomas Hanks writes a letter to his mother lamenting being a boy inside a man inside a woman

We discuss the Tom on Earth and the Tom in Space and how long it will take for the government to kill him. Jad laments the ionosphere. Patrick discusses the similarities between himself and fellow migraine sufferer Joan of Arc. Patrick proceeds to vomit horribly on air!