"The Ballad of Covfefe" The Martyr of RFB, we discuss the history of comets and tapestries, we sing a song for Jad's birthday and present him with a historical gift. The return of Beverly Crusher, Pat is banned from Tibet, Sulome Danny and Jad discuss shitting in war zones. Listener mail. The Coal Song! We Apocal-gize!

The 30th Apocal-Song, We are joined by Mancunians Heather and Jakira. Patrick decries the betrayal of his co-hosts. Tales of White Castle fame. Horrible stories of cow birth. Nice things about Manchester. Stories of the Queen during WW2

Children’s Entertainer Extraordinaire Stevie Blatz drops by to discuss the horror of his life and the joy of his work. We audition to be the godfather of Apocalclyse by doing impressions of Marlon Brando. Danny plans drone birth videos. Girl problems. The cruel stereotypes against the clown community, Tales of Insane Clown Posse, Stevie's voyage to the White House egg roll, Stevie thought he was an Italian werewolf, Can VR technology simulate the year 2003 so we can relax? Robotic ladies. Trump bothers Stevie.

the apocal-cast will sign your cast if you break a bone, violet is biased against vermin, Pat's friend Graham is a bad guy, you can't trust him, why people should be vegetarian, BATCAT! We will give you stickers if you post to our page! Genius in 1% inspiration and 99% Jesus, the Manatees are ugly as fuck, Midwest Al is an expert on bugs, weird things in the bible, Trump care will mean a return to the beaked doctors.

Apocal-intro # 20 or something, The tragedy of the Pony Express, Jared Kushner’s Blood Sacrifice in Iraq, HEFAT training, Horrible memories of Fuck-Spree booths in France, Hot Soviet Ballerinas, Commentary on Trump Murdering the Butler by Going after Assad, Pro-Regime cartoons and music suck. Patrick’s horrible stories from being flicked at Ellis Island. Is there a surface to this world? I shall don a thong of diamonds. Our short film “if you had only 72 hours before you were fired into the Earth? What would you do? Vlad the impairer. We read our exclusive transcript of Putin and Trump's phone call about the Sarin attacks in Syria. Had and I should have worn blazers instead of flack jackets

Intro song #24, Who will be the hero of Earth? The giant bed of dicks, Violet's Mother is now a deer, Why is our show so bad? We have a contest to see who's mother died more tragically, Violet, Sara or Jeremy? We also talk about the upcoming sitcom "my three dead moms," Memories of childhood sniper practice, The Legend of Willy's dong, Memories of childhood grave robbing. We call the "Victims of Immigrant Crime bla bla bla" line to report a giant Egyptian deity fucking it's way through the dawn itself, but instead we find out that Jeremy is a coward.

Apocal-Intro Song #24? Nicky the Woolf drops by IRL, Shadow Hernandez, Is the Apocal-Cast Heaven or Hell? We reflect on how smart we were to predict Trumps election. Tales of Betrayed Orphans. Patrick struggles to open a cider while complaining that no one will lean into the fucking mics. How the Queen Touches Peoples Cocks. Isaac explains the corgi "dick judges," The Hunt for Red Cocktober. We re-enact Part 1. of the assassination of Julius Caesar.

Apocal Intro song #23? Mile high club, Kylie Jenner's Explosive Moment, Madonna's Crucifixion, Paid Protesting While Pregnant, Take a Dump at The Tower. Does the Anus contain explosives?

Apocal Intro Song #22, the show begins with a cosmic time warp where we ask the important questions like "who are we?" and "what is life," "The Legend of Northwest Al," Small Arms, Our Hell-scape Raton correspondent Greg Horowitz calls in to describe why he has chosen a "casket with palm trees" as the place of his death. Jesus is using lightning to kill old people, we should probably get a Twitter if we want traction on Twitter. Patrick is depressed about being fired into space only to have to return to earth without impregnating it. Violet Em recounts how she got her pet cockatiel "Chubs" by rescuing him from a giant hawk in Brooklyn with the power of rock. The history of the fake state of so-caled Delaware. Also Violet is pregnant with a son or daughter who shall impregnate the sun.

We Really Hate Traitors, Midwest Al is a Murderer, The Alt-Right Hates Mass Effect, Nazis Have Gotten Even Stupider, Bull Manlove, Civil Air Patrol Heroism, Patrick get's Drafted, The Louvre and La Republique!