The Apocal-Cast

Emily is dead, midwest all is dead. Tom Tenny's dick shall consume us all. Patrick tries and fails to perform music after the death of co-host Sara Steele. Alien technology. An Apocal-Retrospective.

The Beatles were lazy so was Shakespeare! The Diary of Sargent Major Cabbage! Parkland According to MAGA-Bots. Post-Apocalypse skillz. Fondue madness! Hopefully AI will outlive us!

Jad pooped the visage of Christ. White Castle is for Pot-heads. Kristen is allergic to Ernest Love. Karaoke of famous love songs with new lyrics!

Kristen takes on the Majestic Cockroach. Eduardo was killed by undulations. Heroin is a preservative. Leave the square world behind and blast off to kicksville! Wine-Core death freaks. Sonic Youth was never young!

Jad can't sing, Jad compares Patrick to president Trump Judge Joe Brown is after us. Andrew fears spiders. St Patricks day overdose. Patrick is a violent drunk but even more violent when he's sober. Caffeine is a great drug! Jad's brain disorder confusion is getting much worse. The testicles can be absorbed. Quantum Yolks. Radio Free Brooklyn is a totalitarian regime. French new wave cinema is fucking terrible garbage. "The Existential Crisis Really is a Motherfucker" The Apocal-Cast finally gets red pilled. The horror of demonihtazation

Solidarity forever(Pat and Kristen hear the same song two days later at a party) "Memoirs of a sexy Jesus," Feminism. Free Market Tom Tenney. Took from RFB's own "What Would Save the World" gives us advice from a conservative woman.

Everyone in Japan has been replaced by robots with giant metal hands! Shakespeare was a fucking hack who didn't even have to write intro songs for his plays. Pentameter to the rescue! Corpse fucking! 72 old Virgins. Hell is full of cops. Moses sent Mohammed back up the mountain for tablets. Those who mocked the Apocal-Cast shall know the copper taste of death. Hiccups.

Pat is accused by Tom of flipping an object over. Sara Steele is a bad person, so is Kristen Gwynne. It's the mother-fucking bomb cyclone people. Lena Dunham Still Kills people. The Last Jedi is Star Wars for the treason generation. 

Johnny B-Roll has returned but is now racist. Corpse fucking isn't that big a deal. Kristen can't even fuck a dead body without men stealing the idea. When Patrick dies his children will be forced to eat his corpse. Kristen reads the news.