The Archives

This weeks Backpage News includes two naked cop arrests, one of which involved a guy who committed 19 crimes in under an hour, also an alcoholic monkey injured 250 people because it ran out of booze. Our segment is TuneSquad where we discuss our favourite fat people and in Sports we call BS on Ford saying the reveal of the new Bronco 'coincidentally' will be on OJ Simpsons birthday. Lastly we have 6 'Of the Weeks' including absolute misuse of your penis of the week

This weeks Backpage News includes a celebrity poop bandit and an Asian-based YouTuber breaking chopsticks with his asshole because he lost a bet. Our segment this week is Shoot the Shit and we talk about how people are dealing with things starting to open back up, such as New York public health recommending glory holes and beaches preventing fat people. In sports we talk about the Hooters 250 highlighting Bubba Wallace and Alvin Kamara, then wrapping things up with 5 'Of the Weeks'.

This weeks Backpage News includes a petty pooper, a woman who pooped on her ex-boyfriends doorstep and a man who freaked out in a gas station after seeing a spider so he got naked. Our segment is Buy/Sell where we discuss healthy meth and in Sports we talk about the push-cart mafia feud on the golf course started by former golfer Paige Spiranac. Lastly we have 6 'Of the Weeks' including 'Unwarranted freak out over something as small as a fast food place forgetting to put mustard on your burger or the week'.

This weeks Backpage News reminds us why we do it in the first place with all the terrible things taking place this past week. We have a bank being broken into so a man could microwave his hot pocket and a paid-for BDSM break-in gone wrong. Our segment is Grease/Power where we decide we want to bring back 'mooning'. In sports, we realize May 31 is not JR Smiths day and we cap the show off with 5 'Of the Weeks'.

This weeks Backpage News includes a Fart Cake surprise from an Australian couple along with a group of poop vigilantes protesting by means of pooping all over an Idaho county. Our segment is Buy/Sell where we decide the wrong people are finding large amounts of cash these days and in sports a Double A baseball team is renting out their stadium. Lastly, we have seven 'Of the Weeks' coming your way, including new ones like 'News Headline that’s Almost a PornHub title of the Week'. 

This weeks Backpage News includes a man beating the living hell out of a gas station pump and 'The Sperminator' planting his seeds worldwide to have his 64th kid. Our segment is Shoot the Shit and we want y'all to discipline them kids while in Sports we talk the MJ documentary and the Korean soccer league that filled the stands with sex dolls. Lastly we have 3 'Of the Weeks' including an Unnecessary Fact of the Week'

This weeks Backpage News includes a woman calling the police to put out her 'firecrotch' and an aggressive chicken on the loose in Alabama attacking people at ATMs. Our segment is a Tune Squad of the best TV parents, in honour of the late Jerry Stiller, while in sports we talk UFC 249 and MJ punching Steve Kerr. Lastly, we have 4 'Of the Weeks' including Beast of the Week, Shit Guy of the Week, Salami Fact of the Week and a new 'Of the Week'.

This weeks Backpage News includes Corona scare tactics as a Swedish city plants piles of chicken manure to prevent crowds and a couple throws a 'pant optional' Zoom wedding. Our segment Shoot the Shit proves were not fans of Tik Tok and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson has us right where he wants us. In Sports, we decide redheads don't make good quarterbacks and lastly we have 4 'Of the Weeks'

This weeks Backpage News includes a Florida PSA, not for the coronavirus, but for an overly intense mating season. We also have a half-naked plate tossing Denny's story to conclude our Backpage News. Our segment is Grease/Power, where we talk about some Zoom calls gone wrong and in Sports, we make the announcment that sports are back baby.

ALSO, we have FIVE 'Of the Weeks' to end off this episode of Down to the Wire

This weeks Backpage News includes a woman projectile shitting in a Walmart at cops and a naked Brazilian  judge tuning into a Zoom court hearing. This weeks segment is Buy or Sell on persistence and doing things by any means necessary, aka Mom Dicks and Government scare tactics. In sports we talk MJ and player/owner Twitter beef