The Archives

The Archives

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  • Best Use of Meth & Illegal Cockfighting Ring

    This week in Backpage News we talk about a man who was high on meth and threw loads of money onto the streets, along with a burglar who tried to rob a restaurant but fell asleep drunk next to a half eaten cheescake. Our segement dives into Movember, while in Sports we talk about cockfighting, Ben Dinucci and gingers. Lastly we have 3 'Of the Weeks' including stick a quarter in your ass cause you played yourself of the week.

    49 min
  • Body Modifications & Illegal Flying Squirrel Ring

    This week in Backpage News we have a guy who took a lady on a date but she brought over 20 members of her family and expected him to pay, along with an illegal flying squirrel market getting shut down in Florida. In our segment we talk about small talk, then in sports we discuss the best week of football and why UFC is fucked. we then have 3 'Of the Weeks' including strong independent woman of the week.

    43 min
  • Pesky Pissin' Pastor & Tech Capitalism
    This weeks Backpage News includes an intoxicated teen who got arrested after covering his body in ranch dressing and crashing car and a woman who git pissed on by a pastor on her flight home from Las Vegas. Our segment this week is Shoot the Shit where we talk tech monopolies, then we get into sports and talk about how much the Jets suck. Lastly, we have 4 'Of the Weeks' including 'misleading headline of the week' and 'stick a quarter in your ass cause you played yourself of the week'.
    44 min
  • Badass Kids & IKEA
    This week in Backpage News we have an 11 year-old kid who got arrested for stealing a school bus in Louisiana and a woman who killed her boyfriend to marry her dad. Our segment is Greasy or Power Move featuring IKEA, then in Sports we talk LeBron and no one still cares about baseball. Finally we have 3 'Of the Weeks' including 'That suuuuucks of the week'.
    46 min
  • Biker Vests & Foreskin Facial

    For Vest SZN Week 2 we pull out our biker vests, check out this weeks Vest SZN video of the Bird Gang Motorcycle Club of Down to the Wire through our Instagram (@dttwentertainment) or YouTube (DTTW Entertainment).


    But first, this weeks podcast has Backpage News stories coming at you like a 71 year-old lady being the main suspect as a get-away driver for a burglary, then our segment is Buy or Sell where we talk about this new procedure that uses South Korean baby foreskin for your face. In sports, Jamal Adams exposed himself as a stoner and we have 2 'Of the Weeks' including Beast of the Week.

    45 min
  • Vest SZN & Recycled Condoms

    Welcome to Vest SZN bitches. Get on your gnarliest vest and listen to this weeks DTTW with your vest friends, Racco & John. We have a video to go with this weeks podcast to kick off Vest SZN, link will be in the description when it's released later in the day, can also find it on our Instagram, @dttwentertainment.

    But first, we have Backpage News stories featuring a woman who has resold over 300,000 used condoms to the public, then our segment is Grease/Power where we discuss if this guy having his Twitter followers control his butt plug is a greasy or power move. In Sports Nick Foles, a.k.a BDN is back and we have 2 'Of the Weeks' including 'Murica Moment of the Week.

    49 min
  • Self-Driving & Racist NFL Ad

    This week in Backpage News we have a Florida man who shot his doctor after he made him cum from a prostate exam, along with a pastor who sent his daughter to school with an anti-gay t-shirt. Our segment is Buy or Sell where we talk self-driving cars. In sports we go over the most stereotypical NFL ad ever and lastly we have 2 'Of the Weeks' including movie moment of the week

    51 min
  • Rockhard News: Rat Nazi's

    This week we bring you BOTH Backpage News & Rockhard News, starting with our BP News featuring a mom celebrating her 1 year anniversary with a tree she married. Our segment is our introduction of Rockhard News, featuring Jacques Rockhard, where we talk Rat Nazi's. Then in Sports Football is back baby, followed by 3 'Of the Weeks' including that suuuuuucks moment of the week.

    42 min
  • Soft Start, Hard Finish

    This weeks Backpage News features a man who went in a Taco Bell drive-thru naked, said his clothes were in the wash. We discuss nudists and dive into Sports, but not really and have 4 of the weeks including 'news headline that also sounds like a porn title of the week' 

    48 min

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